r/mildlypenis • u/mij8907 • Jan 07 '25

Other This is hilarious

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6.2k Upvotes

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u/YogurtWenk Jan 07 '25

Ex-sperminate

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u/Fair_Leg_2540 Jan 07 '25

You got an upvote. This is clever well played, sir!

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u/jondoeca Jan 07 '25

'Neighbors upset when they start to melt'? so they're happy with a stiffy but not a softy?

17

u/Rustyfish42 Jan 07 '25

Obviously 🤣🤣👌

10

u/maybeshali Jan 08 '25

Why do you think they are upset?

4

u/PeWu1337 Jan 08 '25

Well, I'd be angered if I was melting too.

54

u/actionerror Jan 07 '25

The neighbors considered that to be a dick move

35

u/ladds2320 Jan 07 '25

If your snowman melts within 4 hours, contact the weather man.

13

u/Select-Belt-ou812 Jan 07 '25

if it doesn't, call a doctor

5

u/FineCritism3970 Jan 08 '25

I don't think a doctor can help with what the dalek is going through

35

u/Astralglide Jan 07 '25

Ribbed for your extermination

10

u/barontaint Jan 07 '25

Neighbors are prudes, just say it's a Martian flower, duh.

8

u/SnooOpinions3354 Jan 07 '25

Even the fresh one looks like ribbed for his Pleasure anal probe

6

u/Lanky-Landscape-844 Jan 07 '25

DESTROY AND PENETRATE!!

5

u/Famous_Employment374 Jan 07 '25

Love the casual mom posting this lol

5

u/RoyalSorry5582 Jan 07 '25

DOCTOR WHO MENTIONED lol this is so funny though

4

u/Turbulent-Theory7724 Jan 07 '25

Wtf cares about their neighbours?

4

u/chanting37 Jan 08 '25

Fuck the neighbors……wait……DONT FUCK THE NEIGHBORS

3

u/Select-Belt-ou812 Jan 07 '25

just tell them it's a worm

3

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '25

Worm from the butt

3

u/Drustan6 Jan 08 '25

(I think I commented this before, but) In college a frat house on the main road, right across from lecture halls, built a huge snow cock. It was gone before I could get out of class to see it- campus police made them destroy it on the grounds that everyone driving by to see it was was “creating a traffic hazard”

3

u/MeadowShimmer Jan 08 '25

Ribbed for her pleasure

3

u/opop456 Jan 09 '25

Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pants or are you just happy to see me

2

u/MirkoHa Jan 07 '25

…miss snowman will be bet disappointed as well 😏

2

u/Legal_Attorney_8200 Jan 08 '25

Looks like a great time!

2

u/NachoNachoDan Jan 08 '25

Looks like a magical pig with marital aids stuck all over it

2

u/NeighborhoodNew3904 Jan 08 '25

I think it is cute and imaginative

2

u/dishmanw Jan 08 '25

Ribbed for her.

2

u/akotash Jan 08 '25

It evolved into Snowphalic

2

u/Bigman89VR Jan 08 '25

They're just upset that yours is bigger

2

u/Gr8danedog Jan 08 '25

Looks like it has venereal warts.

2

u/Gr8danedog Jan 08 '25

Looks like it has venereal warts

2

u/Buchsee Jan 08 '25

I think this is the beginning of a new trend of leaving phallic snow creations on the lawns of neighbours you don't like at night with a card in the mail box.

"Merry Christmas Dick"

2

u/CrizzlyB Jan 08 '25

Needs some snowballs

2

u/MyCatHasCats Jan 09 '25

Snow dalek or snow dick?

2

u/John-John-3 Jan 09 '25

Of course they were upset, nobody likes a limp Dalek.

2

u/rowthecow Jan 09 '25

It was penis before it melts and penis while it melts.

1

u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries Jan 10 '25

Keep reminding him of his ED