r/mildlypenis Jan 10 '25

Food Lil Flasher Guy

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4.1k Upvotes

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u/MsDeliciousness Jan 10 '25

He’s a…. ✨✨SUPERSTAR✨✨

20

u/joeiskrappy Jan 10 '25

😂🤣 jazzhands

51

u/The_Griggler Jan 10 '25

I can almost hear his "TA-DAA!"

6

u/PracticalFrog0207 Jan 10 '25

I hear “WAH-CHA!”

21

u/joeiskrappy Jan 10 '25

Saturated fats peen

13

u/elfuntasma Jan 10 '25

New Jordan’s Off Brand Logo

11

u/IL0VED0GZ Jan 10 '25

That is amazing!!! 😂🤣😂

8

u/pd2001wow Jan 10 '25

I can’t believe its not butter-peens

7

u/Quirky_Tumbleweed192 Jan 10 '25

Honey please pass the air paynus butter.

5

u/Moonlight_Dive Jan 10 '25

This is the best one I’ve seen so far 🤣

4

u/Nameless49 Jan 10 '25

That's almost the LucasArts logo

2

u/jueidu Jan 10 '25

Eheheheheh

2

u/Trey-Pan Jan 10 '25

And then I see the other part looking like buns

2

u/ItsZombieBattler Jan 10 '25

He’s just ready to smash!

2

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '25

Wow, simply incredible ... I can't believe it's not butter.

1

u/chota_gaaru_golmatol Jan 10 '25

Jude Bellingham ah pose

1

u/mild-harsh-reality Jan 10 '25

More like house Bolton's sigil.. 😂

The flayed man ❌

The Flashed Man ✅

1

u/cadburycoated Jan 10 '25

Looks like dual underarm throw of a dubious substance considering his stance, I'd dodge them things before they get ya

1

u/Unique-Square-2351 Jan 10 '25

Jordan never did that move🎶

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u/Jonny_Derp_ Jan 10 '25

This is literally just a splatter of butter but my monkey brain has already assumed he has a name a backstory and a sense of being and it’s driving me nuts that I feel attached to this lil guy even though it’s literally just a butter splatter

1

u/CyWeevilhouse Jan 10 '25

I thought this was a little pimp

1

u/mamajamala Jan 10 '25

It looks soft!

1

u/TheRealJiko Jan 10 '25

So greased up.

1

u/Fluffy_Doubter Jan 10 '25

Bro is lubed and ready

1

u/MartianTripodz Jan 11 '25

A knob of butter

1

u/nsfwman2001 Jan 11 '25

HOW, WHERE TUTORIAL

1

u/abitcitrus Jan 11 '25

Mildly lucasarts games

1

u/overwatchquetion Jan 12 '25

Jordan never made those moves

2

u/UnitedSteakOfAmerica Jan 10 '25

Old... ass... repost...

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u/PracticalFrog0207 Jan 10 '25

I’ve never seen it before so I’m thankful. It made me giggle. Soo what? It’s a problem to re-share things now? 🙄 I can see if it were being reposted like every single day or every week but something that is being shared again after a while isn’t a bad thing.

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u/UnitedSteakOfAmerica Jan 10 '25

I do see this weekly 🤦‍♂️ thanks for contributing to the overwelming amount of bots that already repost the same image I've seen hundred of times by now

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u/PracticalFrog0207 Jan 11 '25

You spend way too much time on here then lol There are other people in the world, you aren’t the only one. Just because YOU have seen it many times doesn’t mean all people do. Plus you said “Old ass repost”. That to me means you’ve seen it once before but a long time ago, not every single day or week. Just saying, it’s how you worded your comment too..