r/mildlypenis • u/itRhymesWithSex • Jan 11 '25

Drink Penis in a bottle?

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I forgot my water bottle outside…this morning there was a surprise inside!

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u/Professional_Bake_92 Jan 11 '25

Got some Christina Aguilera lyrics

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u/itRhymesWithSex Jan 11 '25

Crystalina Aqualyric…lol

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u/Nervous-Apricot4556 Jan 11 '25

Immediately popped into my head, too. 😂

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u/Generic_username5500 Jan 12 '25

I think the lonely island have already released something similar with JT

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u/Nervous-Apricot4556 Jan 12 '25

I don't know the lonely island nor JT. So did they release a cover of Aguileras song just with "Penis" instead of "Genie"?

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u/Generic_username5500 Jan 12 '25

Im sure you’ve heard of Justin Timberlake.. They released the timeless classics, dick in a box. I highly recommend checking out on YouTube

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u/Nervous-Apricot4556 Jan 12 '25

OK, I know Justin Timberlake. And I think I actually heard that song before. A loooong time ago...

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u/lxttiewithaph Jan 12 '25

I'm a penie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way.

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u/Additional-Problem99 Jan 12 '25

Lmao I was thinking The Police

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u/Serious-Sky-9470 Jan 11 '25

you gotta rub it the right way

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u/itRhymesWithSex Jan 11 '25

Hahaa With my luck, a Genie would appear, but no wishes, just advertising his OF account for fabulous frosty content 🤣

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u/Serious-Sky-9470 Jan 11 '25

haha a genie with an OF account? i’d subscribe fr

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u/Equivalent-Chance-29 Jan 11 '25

Is this the song by the Police?

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u/itRhymesWithSex Jan 11 '25

You guessed it! 😜 That warped lyric keeps going through my mind now…lol

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u/Blubasur Jan 11 '25

I can hear that banger of a rif

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u/Majestic-Economy6841 Jan 11 '25

no it by Jim Croce

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u/Pastry_d_pounder Jan 11 '25

“If I could have penis in a bottle, the first thing that I’d like to do”

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u/itRhymesWithSex Jan 11 '25

HAH! I really did LOL! Good one!! 🤣🤣

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u/actionerror Jan 11 '25

Is to sit on it

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u/Silver_Hedgehog4774 Jan 11 '25

Little known fact, this was the original title of the 1979 Police hit, "Message In A Bottle"

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u/Sweaty_Ad4829 Jan 11 '25

STOP I THOUGHT THE SAME

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u/fromhelley Jan 11 '25

Oh my, is that all that is left of Jack Sparrow and the Black Pearl?

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u/itRhymesWithSex Jan 11 '25

…”but why is the Rum gone?!” 🤣

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u/Odd-Tune5049 Jan 11 '25

At least there was no whiskey-dick

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u/fromhelley Jan 11 '25

Exactly!!

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u/Hopeful-Tutor-2467 Jan 11 '25

It got fucked over night

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u/itRhymesWithSex Jan 11 '25

Workin’ the Night-shift! heh

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u/20Bubba03 Jan 11 '25

Why did I read that to the tune of ‘Message in a bottle’ by The Police?

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u/itRhymesWithSex Jan 11 '25

I should have added these 🎶🎶 to my title. It’s what was going through my mind too lol

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u/rainearthtaylor7 Jan 11 '25

“Penis in a bottle”, to the tune of “Message in a Bottle” by the Police.

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u/ArtRevolutionary3422 Jan 11 '25

My favourite police song.

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u/Tasty_Phone9580 Jan 11 '25

Sending out an SOS

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u/fricadeeza Jan 11 '25

I love that Police song!

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u/Winter-Bonus-2643 Jan 11 '25

Oh my magic PENIS IN A BOTTLE!! :rest of hogwarts: 👁️👄👁️

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u/itRhymesWithSex Jan 11 '25

lol…this might be like the “Skele-Gro“ formula…only for…uhhh

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u/Antique-Rutabaga7144 Jan 11 '25

🎶 im a penis in a bottle you gotta rub me the right way🎶

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u/pd2001wow Jan 11 '25

Pour me a stiff one

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u/itRhymesWithSex Jan 11 '25

Must be a truly “hard licker” type drink?! 🤣

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u/Blu3Raptor_ Jan 11 '25

If you rub it, does the Semene pop out of it?

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u/itRhymesWithSex Jan 11 '25

lol…Wendy’s might have an issue if I call the product a “Frosty”

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u/_The_SCP_Foundation_ Jan 11 '25

Dick-in-a-bottle

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u/Vel-Via Jan 11 '25

Bottled penis.

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u/strangerwho63 Jan 11 '25

Immediately thought of the song genie in bottle by Christina Aguilera but with "penis" instead of genie lmao! "You're my penis in a bottle! 🎵🎶"

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u/can_of_beans20 Jan 11 '25

Penis Potion On use: +Grow a second dick -the second dick is a micro dick ”You know what they say”

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u/EnderGamer9712 Jan 11 '25

For tinkerbell

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u/Majestic-Economy6841 Jan 11 '25

This would make a very different song for Jim Croce

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u/itRhymesWithSex Jan 11 '25

🎶If I could save cock in a bottle, the first thing that I’d like to do…”🎶

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u/baiyhz Jan 12 '25

anything is a d**do if u put ur mind to it

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u/Legitimate_Dust4275 Jan 12 '25

Might be short but it's so thin

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u/MissPoptastical Jan 12 '25

Isn’t there a country song about this? 🎵There might be a little penis in the bottle🎵

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u/Cthulunatic Jan 12 '25

Holy frijoles! The same odd thing happened in the water dish I left outside for the stray I’m taking care of.

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u/itRhymesWithSex Jan 12 '25

That’s so cool! Such a wild phenomenon

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u/Silver-Caterpillar-7 16d ago

It's pretty perfect!

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u/Legitimate_Dust4275 Jan 12 '25

Sorry to post bomb OP but how anyone gets a post up on this SR is miraculous. Mods and bots are literally impossible. Mods!! You know this is about things that looks like cocks right????

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u/itRhymesWithSex Jan 12 '25

Here…lemme’ zoom in for you, since you might not be able to

tell this is Mildly Penis!

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u/itRhymesWithSex Jan 12 '25

Here’s a different angle…maybe if you squint you’ll see it?

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u/Legitimate_Dust4275 Jan 12 '25

Yeah, I don't get it.