r/mildlypenis • u/itRhymesWithSex • Jan 11 '25
Drink Penis in a bottle?
I forgot my water bottle outside…this morning there was a surprise inside!
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u/Serious-Sky-9470 Jan 11 '25
you gotta rub it the right way
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u/itRhymesWithSex Jan 11 '25
Hahaa With my luck, a Genie would appear, but no wishes, just advertising his OF account for fabulous frosty content 🤣
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u/Equivalent-Chance-29 Jan 11 '25
Is this the song by the Police?
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u/itRhymesWithSex Jan 11 '25
You guessed it! 😜 That warped lyric keeps going through my mind now…lol
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u/Pastry_d_pounder Jan 11 '25
“If I could have penis in a bottle, the first thing that I’d like to do”
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u/Silver_Hedgehog4774 Jan 11 '25
Little known fact, this was the original title of the 1979 Police hit, "Message In A Bottle"
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u/fromhelley Jan 11 '25
Oh my, is that all that is left of Jack Sparrow and the Black Pearl?
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u/20Bubba03 Jan 11 '25
Why did I read that to the tune of ‘Message in a bottle’ by The Police?
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u/itRhymesWithSex Jan 11 '25
I should have added these 🎶🎶 to my title. It’s what was going through my mind too lol
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u/rainearthtaylor7 Jan 11 '25
“Penis in a bottle”, to the tune of “Message in a Bottle” by the Police.
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u/strangerwho63 Jan 11 '25
Immediately thought of the song genie in bottle by Christina Aguilera but with "penis" instead of genie lmao! "You're my penis in a bottle! 🎵🎶"
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u/can_of_beans20 Jan 11 '25
Penis Potion On use: +Grow a second dick -the second dick is a micro dick ”You know what they say”
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u/Majestic-Economy6841 Jan 11 '25
This would make a very different song for Jim Croce
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u/itRhymesWithSex Jan 11 '25
🎶If I could save cock in a bottle, the first thing that I’d like to do…”🎶
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u/MissPoptastical Jan 12 '25
Isn’t there a country song about this? 🎵There might be a little penis in the bottle🎵
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u/Legitimate_Dust4275 Jan 12 '25
Sorry to post bomb OP but how anyone gets a post up on this SR is miraculous. Mods and bots are literally impossible. Mods!! You know this is about things that looks like cocks right????
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u/Professional_Bake_92 Jan 11 '25
Got some Christina Aguilera lyrics