r/mildlypenis • u/removablelemur • Jan 24 '25

Food I think this belongs here

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u/Burpkidz Jan 24 '25 edited Jan 24 '25

So that’s what my wife’s friend was talking about when they came back from their girls trip over the Caribbean! Apparently my wife ate a lot of this over there.

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u/Flanastan Jan 24 '25

They make an ass flavored one too, my personal favorite! 🍜

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u/AnEsotericWanderer Jan 24 '25

Feels bad in caribbean

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u/FamousTask4103 Jan 28 '25

But she needs to eat it slower. Apparently, she kept choking.

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u/mikewilson2020 Jan 24 '25

Mildly Penis? ❌️ PURE COCK? ✅️📈📈📈

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u/IM-Vine Jan 24 '25

Cock flavour? Don't mind if I do!

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u/caracol_muerte Jan 24 '25

Comfort flavor 🥰

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u/Alarmed-Ad323 Jan 24 '25

But how many calories?

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u/NurseDiesel62 Jan 24 '25

Zero, if you don't swallow

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u/IM-Vine Jan 24 '25

That's silly. Who doesn't swallow?

Teehee!

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u/Walming2 Jan 24 '25

People who breath it

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u/Flanastan Jan 24 '25

Don’t forget to come up for air between spoonfuls of goodness!

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u/IM-Vine Jan 24 '25

Mind yet business! Maybe I wanna choke on this cock flavory goodness! Muahaha

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u/Flanastan Jan 24 '25 edited Jan 24 '25

Don’t gag yourself!

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u/verbouge Jan 24 '25

Creamy goodness. Yum!

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u/Flanastan Jan 24 '25

I wanna put that hawt soup inside me!

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u/grchkq Jan 24 '25

Say that again

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u/Lagonas_ Jan 24 '25

He wants to put that hawt soup inside him!

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u/Dripping_siren Jan 24 '25

As a Caribbean, cock definitely is my favorite

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u/AffectionateNight817 Jan 24 '25

I hope they ethically sourced the ground up cocks

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u/Chad_Jeepie_Tea Jan 24 '25

Thank god. We need more people actively concerned with cock sustainability

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u/Flanastan Jan 24 '25

We need to form an afterwork group to help elevate this huge concern!

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u/TheClaudinator Jan 24 '25

I only use organic free range

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u/AffectionateNight817 Jan 24 '25

Now that's sustainable ♥️

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u/MaintenanceLiving725 Jan 24 '25

Did it come with white sauce?

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u/i-fart-butterflies Jan 24 '25

Made with natural cock flavor!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

It's so salty

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u/Sexy_Alien_Chihuahua Jan 24 '25

Where do I buy?!?!?!?

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u/removablelemur Jan 24 '25

Sainsbury's

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u/Sexy_Alien_Chihuahua Jan 24 '25

Feck! I'm US based.... gonna have to find some connections.

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u/caracol_muerte Jan 24 '25

I know some great places to find cock

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u/chux4w Jan 24 '25

Didn't they change it recently?

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u/removablelemur Jan 24 '25

Bought it last night

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u/robocop457- Jan 24 '25

My favourite. I love it's taste

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u/itsthe5thhm Jan 24 '25

You got me curious now.

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u/Izarrax Jan 24 '25

Genuinely tho, I love this soup xD It was a staple in my childhood and only when I was 15 did I realise that cock also means penis and is not just a different word for Rooster xD

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u/Mental-Excitement205 Jan 24 '25

This is more than mildly penis.

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u/Glittering-Dark-9917 Jan 24 '25

It so isn’t cock flavoured. 😀

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u/Relative-Rub1634 Jan 24 '25

For those who enjoy the flavor of cock...

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u/kamaka71 Jan 24 '25

I've tried it but found it to be quite salty

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u/Ok-Concentrate9579 Jan 24 '25

WHY DOES THE CHICKEN ON THE PACKET LOOK LIKE ITS MOANING

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

Thats the wrong colored cock for the Caribbean.

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u/Masticatron Jan 26 '25

Cock a-noodle soup!

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u/Unlikely_Candidates Jan 24 '25

Gosh I'm pretty sure there's a problem of translation 😭 Because for example, in French the rooster is called "coq", but even with that it doesn't explain why it is written like that, this can't be just a mistake 😭

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u/A_NonE-Moose Jan 24 '25

This is a product I’ve seen in the supermarket and laughed at a lot, a friend tells me that cockerel aka cock tastes different to the hen 🤷

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u/BuffyTheGuineaPig Jan 24 '25

Finally! Truth in advertising. Of course they use cocks: the hens are more valuable as egg layers.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '25

Creamy

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u/SuperStripper13 Jan 24 '25

I had a packet of this for the longest time. Shit has me rolling the fist time I saw it! Thank you so much for the funny memory.

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u/Timeless_Username_ Jan 24 '25

😭 WHO WAS THE TEAM THAT ALLOWED THIS

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u/Nik6ixx Jan 24 '25

A rooster is called a “cock” in Jamaica this is a Caribbean product

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u/Timeless_Username_ Jan 24 '25

A rooster is called a cock everywhere. It's usually CHICKEN that gets eaten

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u/irshreddedcheese Jan 24 '25

Just what I need for when I'm trying not to call him

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u/lantz83 Jan 24 '25

Ah, avocado flavored then!

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u/Separate-Dark-5680 Jan 24 '25

Mmmmm...looks really good.

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u/Flanastan Jan 24 '25

It’s perfect straight outta the package!

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u/Autofella6 Jan 24 '25

Grace certainly does love that flavour !!!

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u/MadicalRadical Jan 24 '25

I saw this at the store and bought for my boss after I got in trouble. They liked it.

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u/yuhmadda420 Jan 24 '25

I bet most Jamaicans hate this lol

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u/bigwig500 Jan 24 '25

Even for the curious!

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u/9yroldalien Jan 24 '25

GOOD NEWS: packaging confirms there are no artificial flavours in this product!!

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u/M3RL1NtheW1ZARD Jan 24 '25

Belongs in some other places as well 🤭😉

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u/zip_zam_zoo Jan 24 '25

I actually have this soup and it’s hung up at my work place and customers think it’s hilarious !! I work in a deli and sell food

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u/newusernamehuman Jan 25 '25

Why’d they add cockonut? I miss original.

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u/Fancy_Wishbone_7664 Jan 25 '25

How was the taste? Asked the happy husband

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u/IdhrenBlythe Jan 25 '25

This is why you're supposed to hire translators...