r/mildlypenis • u/Sad-Mongoose-2020 • Jan 25 '25

Drink My water bottle

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5.0k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

If a straight guy drinks from that it will it turn him gay.

67

u/aReallyBigDude Jan 25 '25

Yo I be thirsty 👀👀👀

14

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

:D !!!

13

u/wankthisway Jan 26 '25

Hydro homie? More like hydro homo

10

u/Tugatitabella80 Jan 25 '25

Op should play a little prank on their friends

3

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

lol!

127

u/Icy-Cucumber9881 Jan 25 '25

Came here to say that my username is now somewhat relevant

32

u/Sad-Mongoose-2020 Jan 25 '25

🤣🤣 should be your profile pic

102

u/Dripping_siren Jan 25 '25

I bought that exact one from Amazon

24

u/Tugatitabella80 Jan 26 '25

One?, order two coward!

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u/Chardan0001 Jan 26 '25

My sister has this one

43

u/Kb_XD Jan 25 '25

Imagine you, an unsuspecting citizen, go and take a sip and get violently violated by an ice cube

35

u/Tough_Negotiation238 Jan 25 '25

What kind of thirst trap is this?

14

u/GreenMoray1 Jan 26 '25

It’s a thirst trap for the severely dehydrated.

26

u/lemonsprout1 Jan 25 '25

Got some girth

16

u/Makteru Jan 25 '25

Ay bro don’t let that go to waste 👀 You H2-Owe it to yourself

3

u/prestidigi-station Jan 26 '25

Yeah! Peen-ice to yourself.

7

u/jtrage Jan 25 '25

Fuck that.

6

u/DiggityShack Jan 25 '25

Is happy to see you.

5

u/mayorpetesbuttplug Jan 26 '25

You should call him.

7

u/Sad-Mongoose-2020 Jan 26 '25

Don't worry I left him completely drained when I was done with him.

5

u/Remarkable_Peach_374 Jan 26 '25

Waiting like a shark for the surprise deepthroat

4

u/Paisonpaws Jan 26 '25

No, because why is it giving yaoi censorship

3

u/The8uLove2Hate_ Jan 25 '25

Mmm I’m thirsty!

3

u/Then_Economy_6041 Jan 27 '25

My cousin spent 30 minutes making this hahaha

2

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

Water bottle indeed …

2

u/Impossible_Ad661 Jan 26 '25

Is that the water Alex Jones was talking about? Frog water?

2

u/Tabula_GodOf3DP Jan 26 '25

Actually just a huge dong, this is definitely for r/blatantlypenis or whatever it's called

2

u/Zestyclose_Sale5688 Jan 26 '25

Water bender???

2

u/Ok-Way-8429 Jan 27 '25

penis ahh water

2

u/Ok-Still-3333 Jan 26 '25

Put a flashlight under it and turn off your room lights. Now it’s a glow-in-the-dark cock!

1

u/StellaFreya Jan 26 '25

I just know this is going to show up on the Twilight Shitposting group...

1

u/fubar1962 Jan 26 '25

Rubbed it long?

1

u/umstra Jan 27 '25

Thirst trap

1

u/Hopeful-Tutor-2467 Jan 27 '25

That’s definitely a dick

1

u/intotheforge Jan 29 '25

Same thing happened to mine. Dillon jokes till no one smiled anymore. Lol

2

u/Aj2W0rK Jan 29 '25

It’s my d!ck in a box bottle!

0

u/shyshyshy014 Jan 26 '25

🤨😈