r/mildlypenis • u/_Elrond_Hubbard_ • Jan 28 '25

Architecture Choose your fighter

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u/CinnamonToastFecks Jan 28 '25

A wheat field of dicks

11

u/SomeGuylulul Jan 29 '25

A neat meat field of dicks

22

u/Ok_Pudding9504 Jan 29 '25

Tbf, this is 90% of all golf courses from above. Just most have a thicker bush, I mean rough, hiding it

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u/XENOPRIME37 Jan 29 '25

The one on the bottom right cumming on the far rights balls 😂

7

u/Aralith1 Jan 29 '25

I had to scroll back up to the photo to see what you meant, and it did not disappoint!

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u/Alternative_Lie_8050 Jan 29 '25

an estute observation. additionally, that dick's own balls are also being cummed on, lest we forget

2

u/Pretend-Seaweed1926 Jan 29 '25

Peed on to be exact

10

u/bruudwin Jan 29 '25

So this is that genital jousting game ive heard about XD

6

u/YoGurth99 Jan 28 '25

The zigzag one ofcourse, it'll hurt big time

6

u/Adventurous_Bag4351 Jan 29 '25

Putt putt to butt butt

6

u/TMB173 Jan 29 '25

The look on the owner’s face when you show them this would be priceless

3

u/SirarieTichee_ Jan 29 '25

Bottom right seems fun

3

u/Super-Desk-9070 Jan 29 '25

Where is the cuck stadium seating?

2

u/Zestyclose-Tie219 Jan 29 '25

Thought about what it was going to say and yeah no you're holding a can of green beans and you decide to shake it off now they're all over the floor

1

u/ranchbringer Jan 29 '25

Top left looks just like me

1

u/Saracartwheels123 Jan 29 '25

Wowow. Why are they ALL like that?

1

u/Dudeometer Jan 29 '25

Putz putz

1

u/Sufficient_Bike6633 Jan 29 '25

Damn golf really is just the worst sport of all time

1

u/high_3D_printer Jan 29 '25

I like the curved one, bottom right

1

u/Doggoneittt Jan 29 '25

The one that looks like a peen

1

u/Thrombosejonez Jan 29 '25

The whole cockcourse

1

u/MRyan824 Jan 29 '25

Any of the ones with severe peyronies

1

u/wtf-sweating Jan 29 '25

That's just crazy.

1

u/NarukamiOgoshoX Jan 29 '25

I'll choose... Whichever is longer

Which means you decide while I go cry silently and start reminiscing about when I was younger.

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u/No_Squirrel4806 Jan 29 '25

This would be a golf course those people love playing wish huge dicks effing us and the planet in the a. 🙄🙄🙄😒😒😒

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u/DoorPlane8662 Jan 29 '25

i choose the one that looks like a PP

1

u/IxeyaSwarm Jan 29 '25

Bottom right with the crick for unpredictable maneuverability.

1

u/Lunatic_2023 Jan 29 '25

Ok ok I'll take the top middle one that has a whole other set of dicks growing of its dick

1

u/Lunatic_2023 Jan 29 '25

That's the biggest dick of all

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u/aheapingpileoftrash Jan 29 '25

This was absolutely intentional and you cannot change my mind.

1

u/wong2k Jan 29 '25

Welcome to penisville, have a relaxing weekend.

1

u/MiniBritton006 Jan 30 '25

Middle bottom right

1

u/verbouge Jan 30 '25

Maybe looking to score a hole. In one.

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u/isaEfe Jan 31 '25

“You get a dick! You get a dick! You get a dick! . . . You all get a dick!”