r/mildlypenis • u/dancingque • Feb 03 '25

Food The fish & chips I was served today

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u/barbells-n-bong-hits Feb 03 '25

It’s giving more uterus than penis

14

u/unhalfbricklayer Feb 03 '25

Yeah I was going to say mildly uterus as well

13

u/Legal_Total_8496 Feb 03 '25

r/mildlyuterus

9

u/KyleKoffman Feb 03 '25

God damn it, another subreddit like this?

Begrudgingly joins 😂😂

3

u/Timeformayo Feb 03 '25

Either way, there’s tarter sauce already inside.

3

u/justabean27 Feb 03 '25

My mind went to elephant

37

u/arcane_tc Feb 03 '25

Thank God, it didn't come with tartare sauce...

16

u/Cute-Advisor-2323 Feb 03 '25

Or Cocktail Sauce 😃

1

u/Tenetri Feb 03 '25

why don't people like tartar sauce?

26

u/Tooleater Feb 03 '25

You Hadcock and chips

19

u/suffocationfan69 Feb 03 '25

Man they really served up some dicks & chips right here.

9

u/Sure_Ranger_4487 Feb 03 '25

I like the zoom in on the piece of fish like we didn’t all see it in the first pic lol

2

u/bblulz Feb 03 '25

the fry falling in that spot is insane

2

u/insite986 Feb 03 '25

Quite a cod piece

2

u/tio_tito Feb 03 '25

crazy aussies prolly cut the fish this way all the time.

2

u/TahawiKalboos Feb 03 '25

penis aside that looks so fking good

2

u/_ohodgai_ Feb 03 '25

Jokes aside, that looks like some incredible fish and chippies

1

u/R2-D2savestheday Feb 03 '25

What kinda fish?

1

u/TribalOrgy Feb 03 '25

Penis or not, it looks great 😋👌

1

u/TribalOrgy Feb 03 '25

Penis or not, it looks great 😋👌

1

u/Flanastan Feb 03 '25

I hope you nibbled the lower parts before moving to the <ahem> stealthier upper part.

1

u/thisonedude6956 Feb 03 '25

i got a burger

1

u/thisonedude6956 Feb 03 '25

the further away it is the more you can see it

1

u/NeighborhoodNew3904 Feb 03 '25

And this only cost $30

1

u/the_dead_icarus Feb 03 '25

What are you, a gay fish?

1

u/HamImplants Feb 03 '25

Do you like fishdicks?

1

u/Bearmdusa Feb 03 '25

Rocket ship 🚀

1

u/megamanx4321 Feb 03 '25

The "mildly" is doing some heavy lifting here.

1

u/Sad_Eggplant_5455 Feb 03 '25

COD doesn’t sound or look right

1

u/Cute-Advisor-2323 Feb 03 '25

Gives "Sounding" vibes...😬

1

u/AxelGunderson Feb 03 '25

Or deserved? 🧐😂

1

u/Usagi_Shinobi Feb 03 '25

Turn the plate 180°, and it appears more r/mildlyvulva to me.

1

u/rebeccalul Feb 03 '25

That a chode fr

1

u/Tasty_Challenge_1688 Feb 03 '25

Heh... more like... cock and chips... heh... (hang Me now)

1

u/Haunting_Selection16 Feb 03 '25

I'd eat that penis

1

u/Royal_Judgment1222 Feb 03 '25

I saw a flattened small chicken

1

u/SpindleDiccJackson Feb 03 '25

The Kanye Special

1

u/SirStinkle Feb 03 '25

Eggs... included?

1

u/kellynch10 Feb 03 '25

Do you like fish sticks?

1

u/mzuul Feb 03 '25

Looks like a space ship

1

u/Different_Hippo_5963 Feb 03 '25

Woah that fish was really excited to get eaten

1

u/bigwig500 Feb 03 '25

That’s a choker!

1

u/Hopeful-Tutor-2467 Feb 03 '25

Such a thick dick

1

u/Unique-Square-2351 Feb 03 '25

That's a mouthful. Hope you were filled to satiety.

1

u/bruudwin Feb 03 '25

Gravy? Or whatd they give ya next to the peas?

1

u/DillonDrew Feb 04 '25

Man that looks tasty as hell.

1

u/Searloin22 Feb 05 '25

Kanye West approves 👍

0

u/Bill_CipherisGod7718 Feb 03 '25

How can I laugh at this?! The fish doesn't resemble Alastor and the fries aren't in the shape of a triangle?!?!?

0

u/Bill_CipherisGod7718 Feb 03 '25

Wait nevermind, I see the triangle in the fries, BUT THE FISH STILL DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ALASTOR

0

u/Waffle_Iron_McGee Feb 03 '25

Fish and chips on a plate should be a war crime