r/mildlypenis • u/sandcastle_architect • Feb 10 '25

Furniture/ Decoration A mouthful

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2.8k Upvotes

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u/Super-Desk-9070 Feb 10 '25

I’m not sure what part of this I’m more jealous of tbh

46

u/Pretend-Seaweed1926 Feb 10 '25

Mildly blowjob

28

u/_KansasCity_ Feb 10 '25

r/Pareidolia

14

u/Drustan6 Feb 10 '25

That’s where I thought I was!

2

u/Any-Concept-3624 Feb 10 '25

is that sub only about reddit-symbol looking like elextric wall socket? bc their profile pic and this here has some high similarity... :D

7

u/Alarmed-Ad323 Feb 10 '25

Sweetie please don’t talk with your mouth full.

19

u/Unban_thx Feb 10 '25

I should call her.

11

u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

Johnny, Johnny…

1

u/Any-Concept-3624 Feb 10 '25

which tv series is that from? :D

6

u/HatOk3527 Feb 10 '25

4

u/Blu3Raptor_ Feb 10 '25

That’s…That’s a thing?…

7

u/Lepke2011 Feb 10 '25

Reminds me of the time my GF told me, "Mppph umph phhh mmmppph". I'll never forget those words. ❤

3

u/Such_Reveal_6236 Feb 10 '25

It does not fit

3

u/The_Chuckness88 Feb 10 '25

Reminds me of a Eurovision song.

ICH KOMME! ICH KOMME!

1

u/Any-Concept-3624 Feb 10 '25

german, austrian or swiss civil?

1

u/The_Chuckness88 Feb 10 '25

Any

1

u/Any-Concept-3624 Feb 10 '25

wanted to know, which nationality you have :D and if i can speak german to you haha...

will you watch the ESC? which are your favorite songs up until now?

2

u/Drustan6 Feb 10 '25

Hard to say if he’s happy or not . . . .

2

u/Exotic_Finger1383 Feb 10 '25

Ohhhhh My 😏😏😏😏

2

u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

She's a keeper

2

u/safetypins22 Feb 10 '25

Made choking and gagging noises in my head 😅

2

u/Katomon-EIN- Feb 10 '25

Being r/PerpetuallyOnline leads to seeing things as porn, even if it's not porn

3

u/AggravatingBee6826 Feb 10 '25

One way to keep him/her quiet

1

u/Butterd_waffos99 Feb 10 '25

Hehe… me.

1

u/Any-Concept-3624 Feb 10 '25

the face or the stick? :D

1

u/MPD1987 Feb 10 '25

Dead behind the eyes

1

u/RatchetMan001 Feb 10 '25

No, No Alexa......I said the super bowl sucks....

1

u/Short-Information525 Feb 10 '25

Everything reminds me of her…

1

u/PeroCigla Feb 10 '25

Mildly?!

1

u/TheWandKing Feb 10 '25

He’s still in the closet

1

u/Stevessvtis1 Feb 10 '25

Huh. Gotta see what the wife’s doing…🤔

1

u/Gr8danedog Feb 10 '25

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste.

1

u/Any-Concept-3624 Feb 10 '25

has so much similarity with:

🗿 Moai Emoji

:D :D

also in: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0477347/mediaviewer/rm1224056577/

:D

1

u/DeninoNL Feb 10 '25

Mmmmm…

1

u/BeOptimistic1 Feb 10 '25

Haha God I love this subreddit

1

u/MyMommaHatesYou Feb 10 '25

I think I dated her. She was a dedicated crotch goblin, and bits of me still miss bits of her.

1

u/A3-mATX Feb 10 '25

Don’t wake the Behelit!

1

u/Jayluvsflicks Feb 10 '25

I miss her so much.

1

u/BlackGuardFanatic Feb 11 '25

Damn! Talk about a mouthful…

1

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '25

Fantastic Planet vibes

2

u/Previous_Chart5589 Feb 11 '25

When you’re free… can I get some tips maybe….

2

u/WillowPuzzleheaded87 Feb 11 '25

With 👀 wide open.

2

u/argusta67 Feb 11 '25

Everything reminds me of you…

1

u/CalHudsonsGhost Feb 10 '25

When she knows how to end an argument about nothing.

1

u/Paranub Feb 10 '25

"So what are your plans tonight?" ~ Future father-in-law

0

u/Vordu Feb 10 '25

Didn't we just see this a few days ago?