r/mildlypenis • u/Adrian_TTV • Feb 12 '25

Food Imagine serving this to someone in Starbucks

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u/Butcher-baby Feb 12 '25

Idk, looks like good art to me 😂

28

u/Dripping_siren Feb 12 '25

This is really good latte art

1

u/Bulk_Cut Feb 16 '25

Incredible

21

u/OutlawEarth616 Feb 13 '25

The perfectly placed eruption is perfection. I’d laugh hysterically if I got this, omg.

5

u/TwatEmperor Feb 13 '25

Customer: "This coffee is junk!"

7

u/Analog-Impulse Feb 13 '25

The drink must be cold

5

u/PurpleIreneD Feb 13 '25

Its the angle. Looking up from below 😊

3

u/Pretend_Fox_5127 Feb 13 '25

Ah, perspective lol

3

u/wiredallwrong Feb 13 '25

This is how I want my latte art!

3

u/Weirdsk8rHippie Feb 13 '25

Not what I meant by “a hot cup of Joe”

3

u/Proper-Grapefruit363 Feb 13 '25

It’s coming directly at your face as you sip from it. The perspective is perfect. Lmbo

2

u/OllieKloze Feb 13 '25

I would give them a big tip

2

u/eebyconspiracy Feb 13 '25

this is, unfortunately, one of my own dick lattes.

1

u/Lin-Kong-Long Feb 12 '25

That’s the best! You should practice and perfect it!

1

u/Blu_fairie Feb 12 '25

I would laugh

1

u/Substantial-Rub3921 Feb 12 '25

Accident choke on some bean juice

1

u/Rae_Elizab3th Feb 13 '25

i love when my latte art looks like a flaccid dick!

2

u/AggravatingBee6826 Feb 13 '25

Who said it was flaccid?

1

u/i-fart-butterflies Feb 13 '25

Always wanted to try a micro dick latte!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '25

What size is that, a demi or short? Demi, definitely a demi.

1

u/Doc_B81 Feb 13 '25

"Mildly"??? Or totally?

1

u/PurpleIreneD Feb 13 '25

Looks good to me 😋

1

u/TwatEmperor Feb 13 '25

To complete the joke on a customer, in place of milk, I really hope they used yoghurt and added a pinch of salt.

1

u/Quiet-Guava5157 Feb 13 '25

You still get your cream though!

1

u/IzzieMck Feb 13 '25

Oh my! You think that you could replicate that? I know someone who'd like a cup!

1

u/that_moment_when_ Feb 13 '25

"Waiter, there's a cock in my coffee!"

1

u/SkinnyTop Feb 13 '25

So when i post this it gets ridiculed for being a repost but when they do it its ok?

1

u/consumerofmoldychees Feb 13 '25

Why is this relatable

1

u/cozy_pantz Feb 13 '25

That’s my kinda morning buzz 🍆

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '25

JIzzus!

1

u/Novel-Chemical8295 Feb 13 '25

Good work 🥸

1

u/turmerich Feb 13 '25

Stardicks 🥸

Land of the micropeeeeenus!!!!

1

u/West_Fix7308 Feb 13 '25

How many times this tired picture gonna get reposted. Fucking bots

1

u/Oranus5150 Feb 14 '25

They would like I bet, it is Starbucks….