r/mildlypenis • u/UnionSeveral6951 • Feb 22 '25

Other Hand & Bird.

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Hand and Bird. But that's not what sands out

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u/EvilGoblinFairy Feb 22 '25

"petting the bird" if ya know what I mean

20

u/SheepherderFar1505 Feb 22 '25

No please do explain

28

u/OgOnetee Feb 22 '25

You know...feeling the finch, or caressing the crow, or rubbing the royal robin if you're into the whole brevity thing...

5

u/SheepherderFar1505 Feb 23 '25

😅 royal goblin

5

u/Dapadabada Feb 23 '25

Sorry boss I can't come in right now I pet the bird too much

6

u/AliceNRoses Feb 22 '25

Exactly where my mind went 🤣🤣

22

u/Deep_Cheesecake6275 Feb 22 '25

I love clear instructions

22

u/GoldenTheKitsune Feb 22 '25

I see anything but a bird here

31

u/_do_not_see_me_ Feb 22 '25

It’s a pee-cock 🫣🫣

4

u/NtateNarin Feb 22 '25

It took me a while, but the hand between the thumb and pointer finger looks like the bird's head. The balls are the lower body, and the shaft is the tail, LOL.

3

u/Holli303 Feb 23 '25

Holy fkn bird dick...I literally couldn't see that until you pointed it out. Ffs...I saw everything BUT the bird.

I wana meet the artist and see if this was a commission piece and the client was a bit of a wanker...you get me?

7

u/Monkeybutt3518 Feb 22 '25

Tickle your pickle vibes.

6

u/gigorbust Feb 22 '25

I see the bird but can’t unsee a meth pipe

5

u/NuNuMcG Feb 23 '25

A penis in hand is better than two in the…..nevermind

3

u/SheepherderFar1505 Feb 22 '25

Amazing logo, I automatically support this brand

2

u/jadie_bae Feb 22 '25

hand and bird? pretty sure that's a typo of hand and cock

2

u/Medellin-71 Feb 22 '25

Is that what we are calling it now: a bird?!

2

u/suffocationfan69 Feb 23 '25

More like hand & dong

2

u/SgtKastoR Feb 23 '25

Cock is a bird

2

u/Chaotic424242 Feb 23 '25

Hand.

And bird.

And stroke.

2

u/MagicOrpheus310 Feb 23 '25

Keep reaching for that crack pipe...

2

u/dp_deb45i5h Feb 23 '25

Can confirm it's a bird. It has laid 2 eggs.

1

u/AuntJibbie Feb 22 '25

So we're calling it a bird now. Got it.

1

u/stonecoldcoldstone Feb 23 '25

that's a crack pipe mate

1

u/Ambitious-List-8619 Feb 23 '25

Me grabbing my bowl…

1

u/Trout1331 Feb 23 '25

Bird in hand

1

u/ragingdemon88 Feb 23 '25

This is more than mildly. It took me way way too long to see the bird.

1

u/shinobi500 Feb 23 '25

In this case, a bird in the bush is better than 2 in your hand.

1

u/ChatnNaked Feb 23 '25

lol this was the post above ops!

1

u/justalonleygamer Feb 23 '25

actually a bird

1

u/complHexx Feb 22 '25

Why am I being asked to send a gift?