r/mildlypenis • u/Exclusively-Choc • Feb 23 '25

Furniture/ Decoration Grandma’s old rug …

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… scared the

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u/TontonLuston Feb 23 '25

Mildlycorpse

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u/BeautifulMix7410 Feb 23 '25

Bahaha! Start that subreddit!

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u/TontonLuston Feb 23 '25

Lol, not sure I want to see dead bodies daily, even fake ones.

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u/NormaScock69 Feb 23 '25

It’s Reddit. For every yuck you have, it’s someone’s yum lol

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u/Zealousideal-Rain-82 Feb 23 '25

Yep therez soo many videos on here of ppl getting brutally murdered i do not suggest falling down thay rabbit hole. Its been years since and I still remember those videos

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u/Thedustyfurcollector Feb 24 '25

You mean people are really getting murdered? Or it's just like stage acting murder?

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u/Zealousideal-Rain-82 Feb 24 '25

Actually murder... don't look at gore subs there's no holding back 😭😭 and sometimes unintentional murder like people getting run over. Idk there's some weird ppl on there that really enjoy watching this stuff past morbid curiosity

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u/Thedustyfurcollector Feb 24 '25

There are a bazillion subs that I never even heard of and I only get to them by someone in some comment. Thank you deeply for warning me against these!

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u/Zealousideal-Rain-82 Feb 25 '25

Yes absolutely! Trust the warnings for nsfw. I try not to mention actual subs bc people can get curious and search things up

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u/Thedustyfurcollector Feb 25 '25

Thank you. Although I love violent (think John Wick) movies, I really don't want to see the real thing. I don't think I'd ever be able to sleep

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u/BeautifulMix7410 Feb 23 '25

Smart. I probably need to protect my energy as well.

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u/TontonLuston Feb 23 '25

Note that we don't mind seeing fake penises daily tho

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u/TontonLuston Feb 23 '25

Let that seek in

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u/BeautifulMix7410 Feb 23 '25

I pimp my eyes out for the karma

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Love it! 😍

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u/Generalnussiance Feb 23 '25

Mildly bodybag

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

You all came up with this darn fast! 😂

1

u/PizzaWhole9323 Feb 23 '25

Pulls up with a thing of popcorn yes please!

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u/Pleasant_Twist8161 Feb 23 '25

Are you sure it's a rug and not grandma? /s

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u/BeautifulMix7410 Feb 23 '25

This is what I came here to say.

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Plead the 5th in that question, but it is her rug! 😊

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

I’m getting strong National Lampoons Vacation vibes.

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u/Pleasant_Twist8161 Feb 23 '25

💯 but I can't find a corresponding gif🤣

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u/Open-Insurance-6706 Feb 23 '25

U got a body in there?

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u/Ambitious-List-8619 Feb 23 '25

Don’t lie to us that’s definitely grandma’s ex

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

lol … last line was supposed to say “scare the crap out of the drive through crew at McDonalds!” 😂

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u/Delicious-Current159 Feb 23 '25

I was about to say..... or maybe Todd Alquist's cleaning lady

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Shhhh …. 😂

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u/hu--man Feb 23 '25

Is that what she called your Grandpa?

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u/Desperate-Bison1450 Feb 23 '25

That's grandma's old husband.

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Ya, know … lotsa truth right there!

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u/PeetusTheFeetus Feb 23 '25

That rug really tied the room together did it not dude?

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Still giggling! Too funny! 😂

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u/AutomaticFuel8792 Feb 23 '25

Police are definitely going to get called with that one

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

The bottom note was cut off, but said “the drive thru folks freaked out!”. 😂

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 Feb 23 '25

Grandma's rug looks suspicious

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

The bottom note was cut off, but said “the drive thru folks freaked out!”. 😂

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 Feb 23 '25

Lol, they were probably getting ready to call the cops on you cause of that rug. 😂

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

I know … everything is fun and games until they fingerprint ya! 😂

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u/Kilgore_Brown_Trout_ Feb 23 '25

Why is it tied to the cover and not in the bed?

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

She’s already gone … 😂

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u/killer_doggo_ Feb 23 '25

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u/zenonan Feb 23 '25

sure...

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u/reddituculous66 Feb 23 '25

I thought dead body

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Shhhh … 😊

2

u/Emergency_Fudge_7635 Feb 23 '25

Something looks fishy 😑

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Dexter did it! 😂

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u/BeavisTheBest Feb 23 '25

is Grandpa in there?

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Ummm, he’s tied up at the moment. 😂

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u/Natural_Action9210 Feb 23 '25

She’s going to love it in the woods… The rug… the rug will love it in the woods…

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Majestic save! 😂

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u/CornsOnMyFeets Feb 23 '25

*grandma in rug

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Shhh … 🤫

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

mildlycorpse

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Shhh …. 🤫

2

u/hard_taco_enjoyer Feb 23 '25

Looks more like a body than a penis.

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Hey, my Grandma resembles that … 😂

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u/danteelite Feb 23 '25

My friend was moving once and he had a big rug he wanted to throw out because of cat pee… so we rolled it up super suspiciously like this and went to party city to get fake blood. We literally drove around town with what was “clearly a corpse” and never got stopped! A few people took pictures but we never got pulled over or anything.

I was super disappointed in my town’s police. It legitimately looked like a dead body and we acted as suspiciously as possible as a joke while we ran errands and junk. We had it on the truck for about 3 hours or so before we needed to dump it and start taking actual stuff for the move.

Oh well. So yeah, if anyone was curious… just move that body. No one cares.

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

lol … when Inspector Clouseau opens it up to a pungent cat piss wave! 😂

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u/fall0utB0uy Feb 23 '25

Grandma “ 😂

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Shhhh …. 😊

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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger Feb 23 '25

“Y’all wanna see a dead body?”

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

lol … too damn funny! 😆

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u/fellowwoman Feb 24 '25

I was gonna say it looks like Saddham Husseins hiding spot

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u/HeartOSass Feb 23 '25

Mildlyhomicide

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Too funny! 😂

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u/Fair_Leg_2540 Feb 23 '25

Who killed the ding ding?

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Wait there’s video? Daaammmn! 😂

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u/MattalliSI Feb 23 '25

Aunt Edna?

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Yep … errr, Aunt Edna’s rug that is. 😊

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u/Constant-Anteater-58 Feb 23 '25

You mean Grandma in her old rug.

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Shhhhh …. They might be monitoring my chit chat! 😂

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u/UnderDogPants Feb 23 '25

Where’s Grandma?

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

She’s in the back … errr, back seat! 😊

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u/tracyhutchsgt Feb 23 '25

Is Grandma 👵 in her rug?

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Shyt, there are pictures? Ok, how much?

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u/Deep_Cheesecake6275 Feb 23 '25

I’m going to be tied up for a while but willing to travel

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Still giggling! Too funny!😂

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u/you_are_soul Feb 23 '25

mildly tied up grandma in-a-rug resembles penis coffin.

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Too funny! 😂

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u/JollyCustard7656 Feb 23 '25

I thought that was a body !!

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Shhhh … she can hear you! 😂

1

u/Hoarknee Feb 23 '25

Was thinking grandma is in it.

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Shhhh … they can hear you! Lol

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u/Honzen1 Feb 23 '25

Why is this lowkey giving Saddam Hussein hiding spot?

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

lol … Grandma hiding spot! 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '25

Please don't take pictures of me. Thank you kindly ✌️

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u/Holiday-Calendar-541 Feb 23 '25

"Adult toys delivered discreetly to your front door!"

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Discreet packaging my azz … 😂

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u/broken_bottle_66 Feb 23 '25

More like grandma rolled up in a rug

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Shhhh …. She might hear you! 😂

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u/JuggernautDapper581 Feb 23 '25

Grandma’s “old rug”

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Yep, and we all need to stick to that! 😊

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u/Frankenreich Feb 23 '25

Grandma’s old rug.

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Shhhh …. They might hear you! 😊

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u/Frankenreich Feb 23 '25

Have to beat the dust off with a stick or something first

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Too damn funny! 😄

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u/IDGAFButIKindaDo Feb 23 '25

Is grandma in it????

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Shhh … she might hear you! 😊

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u/leroi202 Feb 23 '25

I'm sure you were noticed 😳

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 23 '25

Hmmm, shifting into 4 wheel drive! 😂

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u/Commercial-Lemon2361 Feb 26 '25

Thats grandpa

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u/Exclusively-Choc Feb 26 '25

Shhh … they are listening. 😳