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u/noneyaimjustcurious Feb 24 '25
Thought that girl was joking when she said she couldn't find it!! Someone put him together wrong, build a bitch has a terrible instruction manual!!
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u/CorrectDot4592 Feb 24 '25
In Brazil we have a saying that goes like "made on the tights" (feito nas coxas) when something is hastily done, not using the right means or tools. This is an allusion to a bad copulation, as if instead of using the dick the guy just humped the woman with his leg.
This motherfucker totally gives a new sense to this Brazilian expression.
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u/llovellyllana Feb 26 '25
The irony here is that his actual package has probably shriveled from usage 🤷🏻♀️
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u/Simple_Building_611 Feb 26 '25
Do you know what they say about the man with five dicks?
His underwear fits like a glove.
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u/Agreeable_Nothing_58 Feb 24 '25
That actually looks so gross, why would you try to become like that?
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u/Designer_Lecture_219 Feb 24 '25
The woman (or man) he takes home gonna be mad when they realize his skin tight pants were false advertising! 🤣