r/mildlypenis • u/oTLDJo • Feb 24 '25

Clothing Not a toy.

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220 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Sublimesmile Feb 24 '25

Sir Frenulum

5

u/Fun-Chef623 Feb 25 '25

Iron Glansman

11

u/MagicOrpheus310 Feb 25 '25

Imagine getting killed by some dickhead...

8

u/herrhiskelig Feb 25 '25

Knowing ancient history this, erm, form was probably on purpose.

4

u/Taric250 Feb 25 '25

For a moment, I thought I was on r/CosPenis and that someone had cosplayed the poster for Jaws.

6

u/Top_Run_3790 Feb 24 '25

I used to be an adventurer, until I took an arrow to the-

3

u/Hoarknee Feb 25 '25

Somebody would...

3

u/L12U21Z26 Feb 25 '25

Everything reminds me of him! 😉🍆

3

u/RikkeJane Feb 25 '25

Gives a whole new understand of a dickhead, LOL

2

u/Rock_Princess88 Feb 25 '25

Damn 🫦❤️‍🔥😇

2

u/JollyCustard7656 Feb 25 '25

What the actual........!!??🫣

2

u/actionerror Feb 25 '25

Just the tip

2

u/UsefulAssumption1105 Feb 25 '25

“Butting ‘heads’” and “ram it” to the enemy ‘hard’ sounds… hmm… sus 🧐🤨

2

u/Careful-Vanilla7728 Feb 25 '25

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

2

u/oTLDJo Feb 25 '25

That’s using your head ;)

2

u/Careful-Vanilla7728 Feb 26 '25

It's like a reverse birth.

2

u/Houtaku Feb 25 '25

That had to be on purpose.

2

u/helly1080 Feb 25 '25

Ohhhh.........Go shove your head up your ass!!!!

But take this. It will help you with your quest.

2

u/Lillybutt- Feb 25 '25

I would bet you ten to one odds that it was made to look exactly like what it looks like.

2

u/Annual_Divide4928 Feb 25 '25

Helmut Schmacker

2

u/KissMyQuirk Feb 25 '25

I bet the person who wears this is such a dickhead

1

u/Ok-Replacement-2738 Feb 25 '25

I'll make it a toy.

1

u/Skimmer52 Feb 25 '25

You would.

1

u/Ok-Replacement-2738 Feb 25 '25

Go fuck yourself.... wait no i'm doing that.