r/mildlypenis • u/Chance-Resource-4970 • Feb 27 '25

Other Interesting design

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u/mygoofyahhusername Feb 27 '25

Don't tell me you have never seen the weinermobile before!

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u/Unusual_Luck_1081 Feb 27 '25

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie kilo

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u/TheOakblueAbstract Feb 27 '25

Put the you know what in the you know where!

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u/Acceptable_Pirate_92 Feb 27 '25

Throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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u/Outdoor-electrician Feb 28 '25

Definitely just came here to say the exact same thing!

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u/Acceptable_Pirate_92 Feb 28 '25

No side wall

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u/Outdoor-electrician Feb 28 '25

Or just built like a twizzler…👀😔

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u/Recent-Eggplant-2468 Feb 27 '25

Exactly!!!!!! lol

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u/Western_Presence1928 Feb 27 '25

Every holes a goal

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u/DangDaveChocolatier Mar 01 '25

This reminds me of when I lost my virginity.... 😖

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u/Western_Presence1928 Mar 01 '25

Big girl was she?

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u/DangDaveChocolatier Mar 01 '25

Her: " Did you finish!?" Me: 🤷‍♂️

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u/Western_Presence1928 Mar 01 '25

Is it in yet? "I'll stick it in the other hole"! What and have a house full of kids.

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u/30222504cf Feb 27 '25

When a mommy and a daddy love each other…

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u/nuclearwinterxxx Feb 27 '25

I should call her

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u/Dusty_TheDingo Feb 27 '25

No,just send the image too him

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u/Bellburg Feb 27 '25

Is it in yet?

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u/ImAbAgOfBoNeS Feb 27 '25

She said I was her first 😔🤷

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u/Ready_Bee8854 Feb 27 '25 edited Feb 27 '25

Freud was right. Freudian slip

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u/i-fart-butterflies Feb 27 '25

Me and ur mom

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u/ItoIntegrable Mar 03 '25

that's crazy, but also accurate

can y'all be quieter next time?

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u/Asher_Fox Feb 27 '25

Damn its like throwing a nickel down a hallway. Shes had a lot of ah... weinermobiles before

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u/Lvanwinkle18 Feb 27 '25

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

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u/drzeller Feb 27 '25

Would you like mayonnaise on that?

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u/DOHC46 Feb 27 '25

I think we all know what happens when the Weinermobile goes inside the tunnel...

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u/Different_Camp_1210 Feb 27 '25

Yours is perfect the big ones hurt

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u/fazzy1980 Feb 27 '25

Travelling Furter than ever before.

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u/thisisalos Feb 27 '25

In a hole - like it's used to

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u/Dragon_Crisis_Core Feb 27 '25

Huston, we have pe SSSSSS!

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u/creepingshadose Feb 27 '25

When the slut from high school who has birthed several children finally gives you a chance, 15 years later.

True story!

2

u/Oranus5150 Feb 27 '25

Meat rocket

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u/False-Charge-3491 Feb 27 '25

You mean you never seen the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile before? I had a coin bank that was shaped like it once.

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u/Grime_Minister613 Feb 27 '25

The crew pump.

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u/Known_Boobs Feb 27 '25

It may be short, but at least it's skinny.

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u/NPC_no_name_ Feb 27 '25

OMG My kids mom

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u/Several-Ad-7961 Feb 27 '25

Oscar Meeenis

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u/Environmental-Buy972 Feb 27 '25

We're all trying to find the guy who did this.

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u/Fair_Leg_2540 Feb 27 '25

Taking the weinermobile to tuna town.

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u/kill3rg00s3r Feb 27 '25

Classic example of the sex talk with your parents trying to describe it.

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u/CarCounsel Feb 27 '25

About last night…

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u/Kevvycepticon Feb 27 '25

Ahem* my bologna has a first name…

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u/BROKENCAPSL0CK Feb 27 '25

Me and ur mom 😎

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u/justaguy095 Feb 27 '25

Weiner-mobile!

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u/Activenter_YT Feb 27 '25

THE WIENER WAGON

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u/Weirdsk8rHippie Feb 27 '25

Like a hotdog in a tunnel.

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u/Zealousideal-Dot2161 Feb 28 '25

where's the summer sausage mobile

2

u/BaphometsTits Feb 28 '25

Ace and Gary?

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u/Upperpotency69 Feb 28 '25

It’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

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u/Affectionate_Fan3409 Feb 28 '25

This is from an expression Hugh Hefner coined----Hide the Weinee.

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u/K1NN3Y-182 Feb 28 '25

I saw that at a gas station a couple of years ago. Me and my kids got a picture and we got whistles given to us.

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u/backstageninja Feb 28 '25

I see you've found my ex's OnlyFans

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u/AuntJibbie Feb 28 '25

"It's like throwing a hotdog down a dark tunnel"

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u/LionKovu Feb 28 '25

High speed weiner enters the dark tunnel, says there's plenty of room for a second.

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u/Royal-Bluez Mar 01 '25

My chest just vibrated as if to beg me to laugh audibly.

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u/No_Pickle_1650 Mar 01 '25

The man driving the weiner mobile's name is Justin

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u/Fair_Albatross9008 Mar 01 '25

OSCAR’S WEINER’S DEFINITELY GETTING SOME HOLE TODAY!!

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u/Hoop22bbbb Mar 03 '25

Members only tunnel.