r/mildlypenis • u/ILoveYouZim • Feb 28 '25

Furniture/ Decoration Does my napkin holder count?

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268 Upvotes

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u/butthatbackflipdoe Mar 01 '25

It is indeed mild. Too many people on this sub have gotten used to blatantly phallic shaped objects. It is these abstract posts that I yearn for the most.

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u/The_Herbalisttt Mar 01 '25

Yeah there is already another sub for that...

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u/Content_Passion_4961 Feb 28 '25

If it does than mine is in a dick cage

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u/SilkyKyle Mar 01 '25

Dickolas Cage

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

🤣🤣

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u/FlamingButterfly Mar 01 '25

Despite all my rage I'm still just a dick in a cage.

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u/Green-End-2716 Mar 01 '25

Who doesnt love a good smashing pumpkins reference

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u/Few-Nebula2235 Feb 28 '25

That's a paper towel holder

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u/ILoveYouZim Mar 01 '25

I forgot the name lol

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u/dano-d-mano Mar 01 '25

Says the sophisticated person with their nose up in the air!

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u/ILoveYouZim Mar 01 '25 edited Mar 01 '25

I MEANT TO SAY PAPER TOWEL HOLDER

I called it napkin holder because my family uses paper towels as napkins

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u/dano-d-mano Mar 01 '25

A paper towel holder, that your mom uses for napkins? 😅

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u/ILoveYouZim Mar 01 '25

It’s for paper towels, but I forgot the name of it

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u/Fair_Albatross9008 Mar 01 '25

DOES THIS COUNT

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u/ILoveYouZim Mar 01 '25

I’d say so

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u/KJWall76 Mar 01 '25

I think the paper towel holder is probably used to catch or clean up the aftermath of a /majorlypenis disbursement…✌🏻

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u/Past-Statement8663 Mar 01 '25

⬆️💀😹

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u/SaltSpiritual515 Mar 01 '25

I have the same one and I thought the same thing 🤣

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u/ChargeResponsible112 Mar 01 '25

Yes it does. If that’s what you call it. 😉🤣

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u/ILoveYouZim Mar 01 '25

I meant to call it a paper towel holder lol

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u/Blu3Raptor_ Mar 01 '25

It’s mildly shaped like a penis so yes, it counts~ 🎶

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u/Content_Passion_4961 Mar 01 '25

Cage against the machine

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u/EvalainShadow Mar 01 '25

It does now 😂

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u/IcchibanTenkaichi Mar 01 '25

You mean paper towels…

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u/ILoveYouZim Mar 01 '25

Yes. I just forgot the title

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u/cheezz16 Mar 01 '25

I have the same one, i think

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u/Tenshiijin Mar 01 '25

For sure. It may even be functional!

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u/Technical_Tourist639 Mar 04 '25

If you shove it up there, yes

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u/ReiBunnZ Mar 01 '25

It has a base

1

u/HimboHank Mar 01 '25

This is a Penis Flavor LaCroix level of mild.

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u/nj0sephine Mar 01 '25

Idk, not penis enough for me

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u/Deep_Cheesecake6275 Mar 01 '25

Only if your aim isn’t too good and you don’t land on the seat …

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u/daftcracker81 Mar 01 '25

If you try hard enough

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u/Affectionate-Fix8053 Mar 01 '25

No you tell us because I can’t hear it counting.

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u/Synco_Furry2 Mar 01 '25

This subreddit is just the "everything reminds me of him" community. 🥺

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u/Hoop22bbbb Mar 03 '25

It screams “Don’t stand, please sit.”

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u/Top-Cat8608 Mar 01 '25

Somewhat phallic yet debatable if it is mildly penis

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u/Acceptable_Candle580 Mar 01 '25

Its not a napkin holder. And it doesnt look like a penis.

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u/dano-d-mano Mar 01 '25

We found the mildly penis attitude!

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u/ILoveYouZim Mar 01 '25 edited Mar 01 '25

My mom uses it as a napkin holder. What is it then?

Edit: I meant to put paper towel holder