r/mildlypenis • u/misodevreal • Mar 01 '25

Drink Japanese drink I found

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u/BabyFaceFinster1266 Mar 01 '25

Did it go down smooth?

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u/MEME-UNLOADED-ADMIN Mar 01 '25

yeah but I choked on it a bit

24

u/ToastYourAvocados Mar 01 '25

you shouldn't have swallowed the ball

5

u/dorie30 Mar 02 '25

SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS!!!

25

u/capeasypants Mar 01 '25

Why did they add coconut? I miss original

8

u/Impressive-Message64 Mar 01 '25

The coconut is pretty subtle though.

7

u/kittywig Mar 01 '25

i was hoping to see this comment.

3

u/Shmeblee Mar 01 '25

Thank you internet stranger. I was soooo hoping to find this comment.

2

u/Ok_Drawer7797 Mar 01 '25

I was waiting for this one.

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u/Comfortable-Tear4510 Mar 01 '25

Man of culture, I see

1

u/Shmeblee Mar 01 '25

Thank you internet stranger. I was soooo hoping to find this comment.

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u/Cute-Advisor-2323 Mar 01 '25

Penis Sangaria...😳🤮

4

u/WavesCat Mar 01 '25

Tastes like penis, hits like Sangria

5

u/ActualArthurMorgan Mar 01 '25

Canned ramune??

2

u/oresama_sins Mar 01 '25

Not as uncommon as you might think! Sometimes you just don't want to deal with the messiness of it all

4

u/articland05_reddit Mar 01 '25

Japan worships penises. Best place to go showcase my dong.

2

u/DeadAndBuried23 Mar 01 '25

This is like if coke put a picture of their old glass bottles on the plastic one.

3

u/YogurtWenk Mar 01 '25

They're not tentacles, they're genticles!

2

u/Downtown_Setting318 Mar 01 '25

If you can’t read Japanese I would definitely find out the ingredients before you put in your mouth, unless you like the taste of jizz

0

u/theoccurrence Mar 01 '25

For some reason it says "rum bottle" 🤔

7

u/jdsonical Mar 01 '25

more like ramu bottle, short for ramune, which makes this a ramune flavoured ramune bottle. Peak fail-safe redundancy indeed.

4

u/Remls Mar 01 '25

Probably short for "ramune bottle"

4

u/Fickle-Addendum9576 Mar 01 '25

Ramune is like a lemon lime flavour. Like our sprite. I've never seen it in a can, just the glass bottles.

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u/ratafia4444 Mar 01 '25

It's Japanese, I'd expect nothing less.

1

u/dinh8 Mar 01 '25

round head

1

u/PurpleIreneD Mar 01 '25

Bubbly penis

1

u/msallin Mar 01 '25

You should see what it tastes like

1

u/Buicided Mar 01 '25

Japanese dink you found*

1

u/SocratesEvangelico Mar 01 '25

What a fucking drink huh

1

u/Able-Yogurtcloset838 Mar 01 '25

That’s where the Calpis comes from

1

u/Gigglefart0 Mar 02 '25

I didn’t know they made Blue Rocket flavors

1

u/Hoop22bbbb Mar 03 '25

Is he a member of the blue man group?

1

u/SEmogloopYT 29d ago

cock water