Burn mark I got while cooking

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*while you were cocking

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u/Dry_Butterscotch_330 Mar 01 '25

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u/wirelessp0tat0 Mar 01 '25

In my relationship my wife does most of the cocking

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u/Local_Property6252 Mar 05 '25

Most? 🤔

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u/moots27 Mar 02 '25

So your the wife

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u/wirelessp0tat0 Mar 02 '25

You're*

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u/winterrsnow Mar 02 '25

yr'oue

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u/NeedySlut57 Mar 02 '25

Ur

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u/Accomplished_Peace66 Mar 05 '25

Omg it is not in the right order. 🤣

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u/the_nut_lord Mar 05 '25

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u/NormalSea6495 Mar 01 '25

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u/Blu3Raptor_ Mar 01 '25

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u/Loud-Firefighter-787 Mar 02 '25

....while cooking little tiny penises

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u/SheepherderFar1505 Mar 02 '25

😅

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u/Least_or_Greatest1 Mar 03 '25

While she while she was cooking, she bent over and got burned.

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u/LuigiMPLS Mar 01 '25

Does it hurt like a Dickens?

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u/No_Situation8484 Mar 01 '25

I’d imagine it kinda feels like a prick on the finger, or arm

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u/rjt1468 Mar 02 '25

“It’s ‘Dickskin’. Wait, no, you had it right the first time.”

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u/Turbulent-Jaguar-909 Mar 02 '25

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u/Enough_Bid7741 Mar 03 '25

lol

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u/Key-Coyote-9552 Mar 01 '25

Solid micro-penis

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u/FlamingoFrequent1596 Mar 01 '25

Bigger than mine😔

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u/Mmushr0omm Mar 01 '25

Same .̯.

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u/Description_Friendly Mar 02 '25

It will grow.

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u/Raphillion Mar 02 '25

Nah that's average!

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u/Jesse_97 Mar 02 '25

what are you talking about that thing is HUGE. above average at least

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u/RaccoonsLover Mar 02 '25

It's average...

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u/Scared-Active-9871 Mar 05 '25

Average? Y'all are crazy. That thing is massive.

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u/Dense-Performance-14 Mar 01 '25

Brand of sacrifice

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u/No-Inevitable6018 Mar 01 '25

GRIFIIIIIITH

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u/lantz83 Mar 01 '25

Hey, nice cock!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

Branded with a dick and balls.

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u/DarthRik3225 Mar 01 '25

Well that’s ri-dick-ulous!

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u/Tasty-Pineapple- Mar 01 '25

That stove was a dick.

9

u/Shame_God Mar 01 '25

Why are you so close to the steering wheel?

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u/Forest-Ninja2469 Mar 01 '25

be honest, its a tattoo isnt it

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u/_JP_63 Mar 01 '25

"Cock you!" -Said the pan, very mad because you are burning the oil again

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u/MikeyboyMC Mar 01 '25

You’re coo(ck)ked

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u/mislabeled Mar 01 '25

Cooking wieners?

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u/Skarlettvixxen Mar 01 '25

Ha! Penis.

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u/Margray Mar 01 '25

I have a very similar burn scar on my toe from bacon grease. Totally worth it.

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u/andikinns Mar 01 '25

With peace and love I hope this leaves a scar

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u/jayfourzee Mar 01 '25

That's not mildly, that's definitely.

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u/plasmapleasure Mar 02 '25

Crazy that from all forms you could have received you got the dick.

You should think about that.

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u/loco_gigo Mar 02 '25

So a cock brand.

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u/savebeeswithsex Mar 01 '25

The chosen one

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u/AlliSi777 Mar 01 '25

Gaasp its tattoo now🫢🫢🫢💦💦💦

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u/cozy_pantz Mar 01 '25

The mark of the boner.

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u/DarkWanderer2 Mar 01 '25

It will stay with you forever

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u/MNGraySquirrel Mar 01 '25

While “cooking”. Sure, yup. Wink, wink. 😜

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u/happyG0heather Mar 01 '25

I, too, have been burned by the cock

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u/TheDrFuManChu Mar 03 '25

I hope it doesn't leave a scar.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

Indeed.

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u/FranciscoDisco73 Mar 01 '25

Dick Farm Dunn strikes again!

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u/ReceptionFriendly663 Mar 01 '25

Penis brand. Wave the hoe flag high!

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u/Substantial-Ant-9183 Mar 01 '25

Round here we call accidents boners.

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u/Connect_Beginning_13 Mar 01 '25

Unfortunate or fortunate, I’m not sure

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u/ERuby312 Mar 01 '25

"Welp, on to round two I guess"

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u/Dry-Implement2765 Mar 01 '25

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u/queeriequeerio Mar 01 '25

get penised

2

u/stankypinki Mar 01 '25

It's beautiful

2

u/Someone_Gay_ Mar 01 '25

That burn must be a dick

2

u/Jimmybuffett4life Mar 01 '25

Mark of the beast

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u/Conflicted_1960 Mar 01 '25

Permanent penis

2

u/GoofyLiLGoblin Mar 01 '25

Look! A peenar!

2

u/scottzee Mar 01 '25

The thumbnail looks like an upskirt of a dominatrix.

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u/addylici0us Mar 02 '25

i have one like this on my arm 😭

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u/Thaimaannnorppa Mar 02 '25

It's the sign of the penis, you must be the chosen one!

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u/Secret_Account07 Mar 02 '25

Cock and balls

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u/Rainshine93 Mar 02 '25

That must have been… hot…

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u/shyshyshy014 Mar 02 '25

Peenar

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u/Ornery-Role-4451 Mar 02 '25

Cooking jerky johns

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u/schlagamuffin Mar 02 '25

What a dick

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u/nonosure Mar 02 '25

Bangers and mash?

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u/doorbell19 Mar 02 '25

It’s a rocket

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u/Sure-Calligrapher66 Mar 02 '25

Nice cock

2

u/ForeHand101 Mar 02 '25

I still have my scar from BK when on Christmas Eve the oil bath cleaner stick thing accidentally touched my wrist and burned a candy cane looking thing onto me lol. Still there on my wrist 14 months later 🙃

Good luck with your penis one!

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u/Delicious-Current159 Mar 02 '25

Ugh! Don’t let it scar like that. Then you really will need a tattoo

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u/hjperez2000 Mar 02 '25

You just have to try to understand the signs that life sends you! 😂

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u/Financial-Ball-9769 Mar 02 '25

That’s hard.

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u/CitroHimselph Mar 02 '25

The thing you cooked wanted to tell you that you should eat a dick instead. What could he mean by that? /j

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u/M33s4 Mar 02 '25

There's no way you're gonna convince ppl that wasn't on purpose 🤣

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u/ComfortableOld3532 Mar 02 '25

Dickmatised 😭😭

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u/Soft_Eggplant9132 Mar 02 '25

Right hand got the old cock brand I see.

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u/Tooleater Mar 02 '25

Cooking or cocking?

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u/Remote-Remote-3848 Mar 02 '25

You got the secret penis mark of the penis. It means that you love hot penis

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u/_azari Mar 02 '25

You forgot to write “tation” to the side

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u/cornyloveee13 Mar 02 '25

Nice 👌🏻

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u/Many-Tomorrow9662 Mar 02 '25

Its a nice penis branding

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u/Raphillion Mar 02 '25

Cooking with the cock-pot?

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u/Dianabayyebii Mar 03 '25

Lol. This one was my favorite!

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u/Raphillion Mar 04 '25

Haha! Yay 😆

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u/redfish225 Mar 02 '25

When I show people mine I get in trouble.

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u/girlinanemptyroom Mar 02 '25

Giggity

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u/PrimarySalmon Mar 02 '25

That's the sign!

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u/MRToddMartin Mar 02 '25

Looks like you dicked up

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u/MrHarrasment Mar 02 '25

Obviously the rocket from tintin.

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u/EE-MON-EE Mar 02 '25

Not that is a Fore Skin

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u/LivingInTheMatrix123 Mar 02 '25

What if it leaves a scar 😂

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u/Description_Friendly Mar 02 '25

The mark of the devil. 😮 The HORNY devil! 😈

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u/uhnonuhmuh5 Mar 02 '25

I feel like you need to run with this somehow, tattoo Johnny chimpo or something ya know?

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u/No_Rise5703 Mar 02 '25

Very well endowed

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u/achalume Mar 02 '25

*accidental dick pic

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u/Small_Tax_9432 Mar 02 '25

The Cocky Chef

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

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u/ihartmyhuskz Mar 02 '25

Hope that doesn't scare. 🤣 But seriously that would suck if it did.

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u/No-Resolution3181 Mar 02 '25

Nope, that was a little fire gnome.

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u/Far-Elderberry-5249 Mar 02 '25

Go to the pharmacy and mederma strips and keep them on there. They are pricy but work wonders. Also get a rough exfoliating soap

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u/gjones2010 Mar 03 '25

You got burned by micropenis...did you need penicillin?🤣

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u/Nana_Anime_63 Mar 03 '25

LMAOOOO

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u/SkyAlternative3425 Mar 03 '25

Hmm Penis Burn huh...🤔 Sounds like Chlamydia to me

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u/Glam-Star-Revival Mar 03 '25

Scorned by a dick

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u/EstelLiasLair Mar 03 '25

Get it tattooed once it’s healed.

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u/MixedBerryTaken Mar 03 '25

Burn marks last a long time too. Have fun with that for the next year.

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u/ssobersatan Mar 03 '25

Ain't nothin mild about that!

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU Mar 03 '25

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u/I_Am_Yeti_1 Mar 03 '25

The new C.E.O. Of Dicks has just been anointed

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u/Diligent-Main9092 Mar 03 '25

The girl with the dick shaped scar would make a great parody movie

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u/Icy-Marionberry-7497 Mar 03 '25

Slay

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u/KawaiiBurgio69 Mar 03 '25

And now you're cooked...

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u/Obvious_Intern7530 Mar 03 '25

Lol the fact that it has balls. 😂

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u/DueRecover6871 Mar 03 '25

That going to give you some P(een)TSD

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u/Necessary_Ad_7203 Mar 04 '25

I see you're the chosen one, you bear the mark of the cock, such a privilege.

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u/D2J1986 Mar 04 '25

Just keeping you aware of what’s on your mind.

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u/Koji_Ninja003 Mar 04 '25

It looks familiar LOL

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u/Aware-Damage6296 Mar 04 '25

this is amazing

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u/GalaxyGobbler914 Mar 04 '25

The pan

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u/Dianabayyebii Mar 05 '25

🤣🤣

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u/Mother-Nature1972 Mar 04 '25

I just know that somebody's gonna make an obscene apron out of this saying, "Kiss The Cock".🙄

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u/Big_Show1500 Mar 05 '25

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u/sigma_baddiexo Mar 01 '25

Welp..

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u/sigma_baddiexo Mar 01 '25

Welp..

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u/Lepke2011 Mar 01 '25

Everything reminds me of her. 😔

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u/No_Equivalent_7866 Mar 01 '25

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u/Glitter_pizza96 Mar 01 '25

Wait, kinda cute.

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u/syadastfu Mar 01 '25

Just a little prick.

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u/ImInsideTheAncientPi Mar 02 '25

It’s a size guide. You should get someone who fits that proportionally.

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u/Unusual-Mark6713 Mar 02 '25

That’s a burn? I thought you pricked yourself

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u/Revolutionary-Sir997 Mar 02 '25

That's unfortunate.

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u/RatioPretend614 Mar 02 '25

was your peter just hot? what cooking could have caused this🤔

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u/Needler69 Mar 02 '25

Friction burn?

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u/IBlowMenFor20Dollars Mar 02 '25

Sir. That is a dick and balls with a shaft and tip and everything.

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u/DismalApartment4142 Mar 02 '25

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u/One-Act8787 Mar 02 '25

Tell people that your ex did your tattoo, it'll work

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u/Synoptical-Racer Mar 02 '25

In dutch we'd say that's lullig

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u/ElectricAirways Mar 02 '25

How ballistic

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u/Fit-Corner1270 Mar 02 '25

Pair of scissors ✂️✂️

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u/Hoop22bbbb Mar 03 '25

Maybe the fire gods are trying to tell you that you are a little prick?

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u/Strange-Volume-4984 Mar 03 '25

Looks like you got some inflammation

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u/joey5005 Mar 03 '25

Cocking*

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u/sat-nak Mar 03 '25

Swaffelen by Ken

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u/Afro_12346 Mar 03 '25

Gave bro the Bart Simpson treatment.

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u/Collma1964 Mar 03 '25

Oh noooooooo not the cocking burn!

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u/No_Conversation_5942 Mar 03 '25

That's there forever.... 🤣🤣🤣

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u/amginetoile Mar 03 '25

Let me guess - smoked Oompa Loompa.

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u/greensterT Mar 03 '25

don't be cocky the next time you're cooking.

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u/QuietOk4044 Mar 04 '25

Were you cooking sausage?

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u/Cypher_Xero Mar 04 '25

Bacon's final revenge....

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u/Spectral_K_ Mar 04 '25

Lol you got a penis burn! 🤣😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

🤣 🤣 🤣 😂

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u/Front_Chip7319 Mar 04 '25

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u/glipglop718 Mar 04 '25

Oil right ama right?! What a dick

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u/Charming_Friendship4 Mar 04 '25

What even burned you to make it look like that? 👀

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

Ew herpies

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u/diggerdugg Mar 05 '25

Don’t lie… you were branded.

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u/paigelynn1222 Mar 05 '25

Nice try, I’d know that ice mold anywhere. TikTok challenges are not good for your health, please do not try this one at home kids!

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u/Moist-Spirit-8560 Mar 05 '25

uhhh….

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u/Used-Pipe3068 Mar 05 '25

Your bodies asking for something..

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u/xXEPSILON062Xx Mar 05 '25

Yeah I would cut my arm off at that point, as it would be less painful than repeatedly having to explain why there’s a dick on my arm.

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u/DeltaruneDialogueBox Mar 06 '25

Me when I cook Penis Pasta

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u/Illustrious-Sign-358 Mar 02 '25

Nice thighs though

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u/Many-Tomorrow9662 Mar 02 '25

Its not a party till sausage comes out

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u/Illustrious_Age_9143 Mar 01 '25

Cheatin ass wife

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u/TeeBreeds Mar 02 '25

Good news is, now you have a larger penis

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u/1berry_7 Mar 02 '25

The same size as yours obviously

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