r/mildlypenis • u/CharlesJAnimations • 29d ago

Food Cheetos

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2.8k Upvotes

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u/That-Exchange287 29d ago

Sell that on eBay

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u/AccomplishedEffort41 29d ago

Would be a must buy 100 percent

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u/Responsible-Ad-7986 29d ago

cheenis

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u/Bloodshotistic 29d ago

clap clap "Oh waiter, come here please. I'd like to order 5 plates of your finest assortment of cheenises. Chef's choice."

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u/NMB4Christmas 29d ago

Oompa Loompa dildo.

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u/Motor-Fix-8456 29d ago

Now I have a UTI

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u/NMB4Christmas 29d ago

Shouldn't have used it after Willy Wonka stuck it in his Chocolate Factory.

10

u/[deleted] 29d ago

My soul left my body holding in that laugh.

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u/NateZilla10000 29d ago

🎵Oompa, Loompa, Doopity-Doo. I've got an orange pecker for you.

Oompa, Loompa, Doopity-Dee. That's not a rash, that's an STD.🎶

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u/HungryLayer4984 29d ago

Lmfao 🤣

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u/Mycofunkadelic2 29d ago

Oh look it's our president

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u/NMB4Christmas 29d ago

Too big.

22

u/Buicided 29d ago

Ok, this is art

20

u/timmyalexander 29d ago

Trump’s wiener.

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u/JakeAyes 29d ago

I came here thinking someone must’ve already made a ‘dick cheese’ joke, I was wrong 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Lepke2011 29d ago

A Cheeto just sold for $88k for looking like a Pokémon. You could be rich!

Cheetozard

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u/I_FUCKING_LOVE_MILK 29d ago

Came here to say this. Peen Cheeto is valuable and must be protected.

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u/Objective-Science545 29d ago

Looks like a lump of cancer, but sure cheetozard is cool as fuck of a name, I'll accept it

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u/FluxCap85 29d ago

Chester Cheetah is such a prankster.

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u/PerniciousVim 29d ago

Someone just paid $87k for a cheeto that looks like a Pokemon. Don't sleep on this, it could be a moneymaker.

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u/Fit_Suspect9983 29d ago

Might blow the load that fertilizes that golden egg

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u/AprilNight17 29d ago

🎶 "Oompa Loompa Doopa-Dee Deenis, Looks like you found an Oompa-Pee Penis..!"🎵 🧡🧡🧡🤣🤣🤣

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u/Wonderful_Sound7367 29d ago

Trump Cheeto dick

3

u/Flanastan 29d ago

You have a cheesy moustache now you little devil!

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u/SecondEqual4680 29d ago

Omg keep it and sell it

3

u/Not_Deckard_Cain 29d ago

Donald Dick

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u/justalonleygamer 29d ago

they called “cheatos” for a reason

3

u/kyphur 29d ago

Mildly is describing the taste but that's a penis.

3

u/Usagi_Bunnicka 29d ago

Dick cheese.

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u/Ordinary-Chip2766 29d ago

The fuck…its perfect

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u/HungryLayer4984 29d ago

Cheat-Oh’s

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u/peacinout314 29d ago

That's more than mildly penis lmao

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u/xxplosiv 29d ago

Peenos

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u/ChristianK_22 29d ago

Put it in resin

2

u/Revmaxis 29d ago

Cacecheetos

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u/-just-be-nice- 29d ago

Automatically thought of Trump

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u/pixey1964 29d ago

Lmao 😆

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u/pomodorow 29d ago

Dame size as my little Cheeto IRL, lol.

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u/cartoonfighter 29d ago

Common guys!!! Wtf!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Wilted-Machinery 29d ago

C h e e n i s

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u/neils_cum_rag 29d ago

Dick cheeze flavored

1

u/Cute-Advisor-2323 29d ago

Penis puffs 🤣

1

u/Rogue_Twizzler 29d ago

Cheddar pecker

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u/Glittering_Cause_361 29d ago

I should text him

1

u/TheAwkwardSpy 29d ago

lorax personal tree

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u/Kenshiron88 29d ago

Orange man

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u/RealisticType4315 29d ago

Edible dildo

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u/kwqve114 29d ago

penitos

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u/MetroGamerX 29d ago

Is there something Chester isn't telling us?

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u/Formal_Ad_214 29d ago

Yeah you could sell that

1

u/opop456 29d ago

Dick cheese

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u/PoohBear_007 29d ago

That is massive!

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u/Needler69 29d ago

Bro you need to fucking wash that thing

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u/XROOR 29d ago

Chester is always in a great mood

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u/minkystink 29d ago

No one had permission to mould my junk into cheese flavoured snacks!

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u/Remeberthebrakshow 29d ago

Nice Cheenis

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u/StrawberryFit7865 29d ago

Overly aggressive/violent dudes be like

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u/theduckinghell 29d ago

I wonder how much this one will sell for lol

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u/Palorrian 29d ago

Peetos

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u/TorisaurusParker 29d ago

Mildly? Feel like this should be wildly lolol

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u/Cute-Durian-6536 29d ago

i wonder were that went

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u/SEmogloopYT 29d ago

W H A T D O Y O U S E E I N Y O U R C H E E T O S ? ? ?

1

u/Own_Hunter_808 29d ago

That is stunning

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u/Friend_Serious 29d ago

A little yellow dinky!

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u/MidoriKatsumoto 29d ago

Undecided if biting or sucking.🧐

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u/Officedrone15 29d ago

Is that a replica of cheetolinis wang.

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u/Drutay- 28d ago

that is not MILDLY that is CERTAINLY PENIS

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u/ShallotEvening7494 28d ago

Currently located at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC!

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u/ShallotEvening7494 28d ago

Make America Penis Again!

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u/Several-Ad-7961 28d ago

CHEENISSSSSSS

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u/RichConstant7812 27d ago

Fascinating... a cheesy dik that is edible

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u/Mushroomswillkillyou 26d ago

So that's why his hands are like that.

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u/FinnSsef 25d ago

They done fried chester cheetah pp :(

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u/aj_malakai 25d ago

Donald Trump. Actual colour and size

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u/Hoop22bbbb 24d ago

That looks scary. Does that belong to Chucky?

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u/lostmybeing 23d ago

Please tell me you kept this

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u/Dgybvftuh 29d ago

Members of the GOP love this one.

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u/TopLog9473 29d ago

Trump's junk??