r/mildlypenis • u/Sanity420666 • 29d ago

Other Wtf is it though??

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u/penis_malinis 28d ago

My first thought was this was some kind of dick measuring device where you place your nuts on the spoons and the hash marks were the length. What has the world done to me. Lmao

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u/No-Shift-9620 28d ago

Don’t feel too bad. My first thought was scrotum spoon.

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u/LilStampBug 28d ago

Idk why but I thought the same thing 🤦

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u/SickViking 28d ago

No fr me too, I thought it was for holding your nuts out of the way if you've got booty explosions going on.

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u/Spare-Security-1629 28d ago

Why doesn't anyone use scrotum spoons anymore?

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u/kredevsz 28d ago

scrotum spoon is the new poop knife

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u/Rainbow69- 28d ago

Well, it’s no wonder why we these spoons aren’t more popular!

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u/Spare-Security-1629 28d ago

I don't know, but I'm ordering one ASAP

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u/Rainbow69- 28d ago

Great - send a link - I want one too!

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u/SketchyArt333 28d ago

My mom met someone in real life who had one of those and she didn’t even know about the poop knife Reddit story, I really can’t believe there is more than one of those people in the world.

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u/TheLoneGoon 27d ago

For real I thought it was to scoop your nutsack for whatever fucking reason

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u/PretzelLogick 28d ago

I'm not sure what this "world" has done to you but I can tell you from first hand experience that Reddit has rotted your brain.

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u/fleurdeleash 28d ago

You’re not the only one!!!

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u/Stock-Lobster-303 28d ago

Thought the exact same thing tbh

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u/Ash_Cat_13 28d ago

I think it could still be used successfully like that though

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u/Tokeahontis 28d ago

This is exactly what I thought, too lmao.

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u/Remarkable_Peach_374 28d ago

To keep the lil buddies spread apart for the ole cancer check

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u/El_Hefty013 28d ago

Could be used as a splint. Ya know when you get too eager and slip out and ram it in the in-between

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u/Adriaxs 28d ago

I thought it was for slapping the balls, but like a up down motion on the bottom of them. Now it makes me feel bad for thinking that after finding out its a traditional art piece 🥲

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u/ConsciousDisaster870 28d ago

😂 it has notches to measure the distance!

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u/unicorn-dung 28d ago

I mean, your first name is penis, soooo….