r/mildlypenis • u/Hi-kun • 27d ago

Drink What is that in my coffee?

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499 Upvotes

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u/thisisalos 27d ago

Penis art

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u/Itsjustme714 27d ago

🤔.. 🤣

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u/sum_r4nd0m_gurl 27d ago edited 27d ago

i bet that isn't foam

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u/Flanastan 27d ago

Yes, it’s spermicidal foam that’s caffiene free!

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u/Oldy_VonMoldy 27d ago

Your large Cockaccino is ready

5

u/bananabread_123487 27d ago

But I asked for an extra large

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u/Clerical-five 27d ago

Size isn’t everything!

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u/bananabread_123487 26d ago

Ok then can I atleast get 2 larges

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u/Own_Hunter_808 27d ago

Frothy cock

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u/StickPrincesss 27d ago

As a former barista I can admit to always making mild penis art on the drinks of rude and shitty customers.

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u/itsthe5thhm 27d ago

Lick it off slowly

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u/Greedy_Juice_4316 27d ago

Nothing but some Frank and Beans!!

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u/Zealousideal_Care807 27d ago

Seems like the staff are either rushed or this person is learning. It looks like that normally but more flowy

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u/Beautiful-Most-5488 27d ago

It has a heart... head

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u/Medellin-71 27d ago

Cold spermy foam

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u/MirkoHa 27d ago

…mugshot of a cumshot 🤔…

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u/Horace_Rotenhaus 27d ago

Have you tried tasting it?

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u/ReiBunnZ 27d ago

A healthy serving of cream

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u/worthy_usable 27d ago

Cock Cafe Latte

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u/hoihoera2 27d ago

Looks like someone was rude to their barista

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u/Neither-Attention940 27d ago

Your coffee looks happy to see you this morning 😂

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u/depressed_gopher 27d ago

No... Please... It's just candy canes... It's just upside down candy canes with something attached at the bottom...

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u/snowpirate2 27d ago

I think the waiter was trying to flirt with you

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u/Tough_Arm_2454 27d ago

Penis n cream

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u/h0tnessm0nster7 27d ago

Which side do u drink from? 😝

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u/Old_Fan3448 27d ago

Trumpacino

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u/TheBrotherWithNoJob 27d ago

Beautiful coffee art

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u/Fluffy-kitten28 27d ago

I see you asked for cream

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u/amateur_biotics 27d ago

Hella ridges

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u/Fun_Chart4912 27d ago

That’s just a peen

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u/Clean-meds 26d ago

Oh my God, you guys got jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣that is so funny. You guys are funny. That is funny. I thought it was an owl.😳😛🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/JonklerIsOhio 26d ago

Sussy baka??