r/mildlypenis 26d ago

Body Part Oh-

Post image
6.4k Upvotes

102 comments sorted by

458

u/OtterPops89 26d ago

r/confusingperspective would dig this

66

u/[deleted] 26d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/Ophukk 25d ago

Can I help?

14

u/Ok_Drawer7797 26d ago

It’s been a whole month since they’ve seen it. Go remind them!

2

u/OtterPops89 26d ago edited 26d ago

So it has! I don't browse that sub often, but I know what goes there, and I haven't seen this one yet. Was it posted on both the one with the space and without? A lot of these subs have a less popular counterpart and it seems I've linked that one.

5

u/Hot_Lobster222 26d ago

Lmaooooo!!!

2

u/Partridge_Pear_Tree 26d ago

It also looks like he has an eyepatch on.

2

u/SavimusMaximus 26d ago

It’s been dug there already.

1

u/SwingingTweak 24d ago

Im so glad you said this because it got posted their and that is how I found out about THIS subreddit💀

99

u/Alive-Upstairs9499 26d ago

Oh it's just legs…

23

u/Ok-Yam-2996 26d ago

Well obviously but at first glance it doesn’t look like just legs

21

u/MikeyboyMC 26d ago

I mean it does

But a different kind of leg

…a third leg if you will

3

u/[deleted] 26d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/RawLeads363436 24d ago

He’s double tasking.

46

u/TrackAdmirable2020 26d ago edited 26d ago

I was like, "He has TWO dicks & they both fell out?!" 🤣

6

u/Ok_Drawer7797 26d ago

He took…them…out…

1

u/Fred_Thielmann 24d ago

I was thinking it was a giant set of balls

27

u/oolaroux 26d ago

A well-shod penis.

3

u/Ok_Drawer7797 26d ago

Shorn and Shod

18

u/Kind_Ad9705 26d ago

Why'd he put a Barbie shoe on his di- oh it's just someone standing.

8

u/Outdoor-electrician 26d ago

Not all heroes wear compression shorts…

8

u/Sorry_Term3414 26d ago

All balls and no dick

6

u/NMB4Christmas 26d ago

When he told his boys he goes balls out, that is not what they were expecting.

10

u/Erri-error2430 26d ago

Kinda seems like someone is crawling inside a particularly tight and smelly cave...💀

4

u/Ok_Drawer7797 26d ago

Possibly escaping

2

u/KingdomGate 25d ago

If there escaping does that mean who ever it is was kidnapped?

2

u/Erri-error2430 25d ago

Goatse kidnapping??? 💀

1

u/KingdomGate 25d ago

He gotta hide the body somewhere if its a kidnapping.

(Also im unsure what goatse kidnapping is so i searched what goatse ment but i dunno if they gave me the right definition or not.)

1

u/Erri-error2430 25d ago

Trust me you don't want to look it up.

(Images will give you the answer you'll wish you didn't ask...)

6

u/Catturd5671 26d ago

That definitely took a.....

3

u/floshady 26d ago

I really thought that was his cock for a second lol

5

u/Itsjustme714 26d ago

🤣🤣! Didn't see the legs till I read a couple of the comments!!

4

u/radiantskie 26d ago

He even got a 4th leg

3

u/Lepke2011 26d ago

I totally thought that was an actual dong.

4

u/Airwolfhelicopter 26d ago

I thought it was two

2

u/louisa1925 26d ago

My. GOD! We found actual evidence of Christiano Ronaldo's birth. Feet so soecial he came out legs first.

2

u/dragon2777 26d ago

Honestly I just thought that was penis. Perfect shot

2

u/marlotrot 26d ago

Mildly double penis

2

u/Pastry_d_pounder 26d ago

Nice his balls and helmet got shoes on!

2

u/Novel_Cookie7042 26d ago

I had to zoom in lol🤣😭💀

2

u/Thick_Supermarket_25 26d ago

This is one of the funniest ones I’ve ever seen lmao

2

u/OuchMyVagSak 25d ago

I had to zoom in, and fuck you for putting that in my history! This is a great post.

1

u/horror_lover01 26d ago

It's a third leg

1

u/Narrow_Pirate7170 26d ago

Me lo creí..

1

u/BigDivorceEnergy 26d ago

Double dick dude!

1

u/KarleBoy 26d ago

Oh they are just laundry clips

1

u/Remote-Eggplant-2587 26d ago

Spelunker searching for leftovers

1

u/lardsack 26d ago

is this fake?

1

u/HeartyVoid 26d ago

Never gets old 

1

u/IKunecke 25d ago

Always wear your testicles'shoes.

1

u/AtharkaG985 25d ago

just legs 😔

1

u/New-Street-9119 25d ago

I’m more impressed that someone made shoes for both of this man’s dicks.

1

u/Mysterious-Length308 25d ago

But thats obviously AI...

1

u/QuezacoatlsPaynus 25d ago

His dick is wearing shoes.

1

u/ribbitirabbiti626 25d ago

Thought mini me was popping out of him for a minute

1

u/CloningGuru 25d ago

I could do that when I was 12

1

u/HorseofTruth 25d ago

Lmao yah this fits, not in my anus but it fits

1

u/iamergo 25d ago

Eww, AI…

1

u/pnut19 25d ago

For twice the fun

1

u/Significant_Ad_4971 25d ago

I was truly confused for a minute

1

u/MavisBeaconSexTape 25d ago

Aww, and he has some cute little shoes on it too 🥹

1

u/ExMusRus 25d ago

Oh my…

1

u/StiffG0AT 25d ago

One for the pink one for the stink

1

u/Ok-Store-1331 25d ago

That’s a… wait..

1

u/National-Teaching-69 25d ago

It's a foot long?

2

u/kevint1964 24d ago

Looks two feet long to me.

1

u/[deleted] 24d ago

1

u/stranger0852 24d ago

it got me for a second

1

u/exceptional_biped 24d ago

I felt a little nervous zooming in but then…..I felt relieved.

1

u/jonyft 24d ago

This is just low hanging fruit

1

u/itsSIR2uboy 24d ago

That’s hilarious

1

u/Meaticus420 24d ago

😂😂😂 footie

1

u/druscilla333 24d ago

Balls so long they need shoes. Now I’m just thinking of his balls like a marionette walking along

1

u/Patrick95650 23d ago

bro has his buster browns

1

u/scbensoniii 23d ago

What’s he juggling there?

1

u/Zestyclose_Host_9286 22d ago

It's the definition of my third leg

1

u/SmoothFloor3364 22d ago

I was so fixated on this man's crotch, that I didnt see the ball on his face

1

u/Flagbiguy 22d ago

That’s his 3rd leg!!!!

1

u/Economy_Bat_369 22d ago

Did not see the shoes

1

u/Wildlife-First-BC 22d ago

Timing is everything.

1

u/Limp_Fun_6187 21d ago

I'm laughing my ass off right now!

1

u/AikoJewel 20d ago

This gave me a hearty chuckle

1

u/DJDom7 19d ago

Bro can impregnate two women at once