r/mildlypenis • u/mahindalove • 24d ago

Vegetable What do you notice in the picture?

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Nature's seduction is endless.

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u/scoter82 24d ago

So veiny

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u/the-jesuschrist 24d ago

and girthy

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u/Least_or_Greatest1 23d ago

Also just the way she likes it.

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u/Least_or_Greatest1 24d ago

Just the way she likes it.

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u/NMB4Christmas 24d ago

Veiny goodness.

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u/PlasticPegasus 23d ago

That’s the Peter North variety

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u/FarisXPro2010 24d ago

That's what she said

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u/ArmedWithASpork 17d ago

“ It’s so veiny! “ - Waiting

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u/Capital-Western-8552 24d ago

That's a throbbing, tumescent, girthy yam.

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u/FarisXPro2010 24d ago

That's what she said

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u/Ok-Store-1331 24d ago

My…. What a veiny

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u/Excit3r 24d ago

My first thought was...Lorena Bobbit started a damn Cult! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/TLW369 24d ago

I love a good’ol veiny “🍆” on a man.

😂🙃😘

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u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin 24d ago

Yams are veinier than I thought...

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u/Thumbledread 24d ago

I thought those were pigs

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u/NansPissflaps 24d ago

Not sure about the rest, but the veiny one is definitely a HOG!

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

Same

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u/HideousExpulsion 24d ago

If you look closely enough that throbbing cock kinda resembles a yam.

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u/Usual_Wonder_1984 24d ago

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u/Umacorn 23d ago

There really is a perfect match for everyone out there, even potatoes 🥔💗🥔

How sweet!

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u/Charmer_baby151 24d ago

Commenting on What do you notice in the picture?...

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u/CommunityLow2271 23d ago

Are you sure... that's a sweet potato?!

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u/mahindalove 23d ago

Yes, sweet potatoes are healthy.

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u/thelazy_lump 24d ago

More red too

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u/XROOR 24d ago

Veiny guy needs a Panax Ginseng tonic to improve blood circulation

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u/Darlingcarm3n 24d ago

Not the veins 😭

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u/lovenlaughtr 24d ago

Should get that thing looked at. Looks a little dry and crinkly.

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u/Cautious_Parfait8152 24d ago

Just needs a little moisture soaking...

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u/Cautious_Parfait8152 24d ago

Just needs a little moisture soaking...

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u/Hero2213 24d ago

Phallic Potatoes

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u/MavisBeaconSexTape 24d ago

Maybe whoever took the pic is just standing slightly off camera with their zipper down

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u/Altruistic-Ad3274 24d ago

A big ole veiny yam!

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u/fabposes 24d ago

Texture 👍

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u/Disastrous_Bee_6973 24d ago

Nothing to notice 👩‍🦯

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u/Chemical_Mud6435 24d ago

This is what me and the boys do after dinner

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u/UsedAd1566 24d ago

Veiny ahh dih💔💔💔

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u/vulpes_fredrick 24d ago

That potato looks like a weiner

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u/Meaticus420 24d ago

Throbbing Ram Yam

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u/JonklerIsOhio 24d ago

Thicc Yam

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u/Waste_Oil_7964 24d ago

Tbh i thought they were pigs in a pen for a minute

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u/msseedless 24d ago

A vein one is the real one

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u/Ok_Statement_8125 24d ago

looks down HOW DID THAT GET OVER THERE!! also man pls respect my privacy and don’t post pics of me when i am vulnerable.

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u/Early_Intern6869 24d ago

Sweet potanis

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u/kinomy 24d ago

Sweet poenis

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u/enbychichi 24d ago

I just see a bunch of dicks nestled together for warmth

1

u/Supuhstar 24d ago

Real talk, how does a tuber end up looking like this??

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u/mahindalove 24d ago

Life is beautiful when it fulfills our desires, like what happens with this picture.

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u/fellowwoman 24d ago

Veiny ahh dih

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u/ih8three6zero 24d ago

WHAT UP💪🏼

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u/Fun_Chart4912 24d ago

Why is it soooo veiny😭

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

Definetly not a vain effort

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u/Fred-City911 24d ago

Is that the Richard potato?

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u/foscarthegrouch 24d ago

The fact someone edited veins into this means they need to have less time on their hands

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u/iRep707hyphy 24d ago

An engorged yam

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u/Rouank_kanojiya 24d ago

Veiny ahh dih🤤

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u/Lmfaodankmemes 24d ago

The veins are a bit much

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u/GrapefruitHot718 24d ago

Those are some veiny... potatoes?

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u/IcePhoenix18 24d ago

Not gonna lie, I was looking for a hidden puppy or something.

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u/ChezFrogLegs 24d ago

Really dry sweet potatoes

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u/IronAnchor1 24d ago

Veins and gains. Just how it should be.

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u/Krocsyldiphithic 24d ago

So full of repost

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u/justalonleygamer 24d ago

buy it

feel it

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u/Some_Initiative_9758 24d ago

:o just like mine 😯😳

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u/falterme 24d ago

Weird fingers gripping

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u/loveland_1689 24d ago

Thick and veiny cocks-… I mean POTATOES :D))🥔🍠

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u/No_Word4863 24d ago

WHY IS IT SO VEINY

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u/Maleficent-Mouse-979 23d ago

One of these things is not like the others

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u/curry_ist_wurst 23d ago

Looks pale. Needs more vitamins.

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u/Deep_Cheesecake6275 23d ago

Spare parts … to be used in a rotational basis. Perfect for a busy lifestyle.

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u/Ok_Magazine_3117 23d ago

veiny ahh potato 💔💔💔💔

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u/Downtown-Ratio-2276 23d ago

The tip is bent…..😵

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u/Downtown-Ratio-2276 23d ago

“My vegetable love should grow / Vaster than empires, and more slow” -Andrew Marvell

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u/BeautifulUniLove 23d ago

Oooh I like the veiny one! 🥹🍑💦 🍆🧐

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u/ExpensiveWriting1900 23d ago

big veiny monster

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u/Deadpool_slash69 23d ago

That veiny ah dih tho

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u/NicoleExclaimed 23d ago

Scrolled back up

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u/nikditt 23d ago

One bro really works out!

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u/DimensionBreaker4lif 23d ago

Why do I wanna try it?

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u/Trey-Pan 23d ago

Just needs a Trojan and then we’re in business.

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u/Tight-Economics-5454 23d ago

The veins!😂😂😂

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u/InsideIntrepid6871 23d ago

Looks like old wrinkled fingers of a folded hand

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u/IndieGamerFan42 23d ago

Potato bulge lol

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u/NoratiousB 23d ago

It's just yummy

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u/MirkoHa 23d ago

…someone hung his slung in the box, and he was pleased to see the others…

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u/Awesomeness7716 23d ago

Yummy 😋

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u/kaylasoappp 23d ago

This ain’t mild, it’s extra spicy at MINIMUM

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u/Yorkshirehill 23d ago

That a tip top tater todger

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u/RatchetMan001 23d ago

The Farmer having 5 minutes?

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u/Joah721 23d ago

I wish I knew about this subreddit when I used to help my mom sell sweet potatoes. There were HUNDREDS of these things.

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u/Ninsiann 23d ago

I spy with my little eye, what it is I cannot say, but I want one.

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u/Limp_Fun_6187 21d ago

And it even has the veins!