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u/humourlessIrish 17d ago
This is also acceptable
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u/Shall_We_Presuppose 17d ago
Wait until she learns about oranges. I used to do this and leave them out in the kitchen.
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u/klutzy_icepod 17d ago
If you cut the little bowls into legs they make orange facehuggers. Your welcome.
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u/humourlessIrish 17d ago
That is how you are supposed to do it.
Anything else is just taking fun out of your own day
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u/Lost_Cantaloupe2545 17d ago
Whatever you do don’t get her angry. She has a skill that can be used on you.
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u/99percentcheese 17d ago
optimization. you poke the bottom, pull the strip and then remove the sides – as shrimple as that
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u/PabHoeEscobar 16d ago
words can't express how much this bothers me. she peels it like it's a damn Babybel? I scrolled past this earlier and it just stuck in my head. so I had to try it. does she do it this way to punish herself? does she hate logic and reason? is she some sort of rumplestilskin-esque imp sent here to vex humans? and why does mine have a curve?
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u/PowerDices2 13d ago
Hi ModTeam. Are these objects shown in this picture "Intentionally phallic, edited to be phallic, or staged in some way"?
If so, why is it still here, ModTeam? Thank you in advance.
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u/GlobalClothes7263 17d ago
😂😂😂😂😂😂it’s the right way if you like dicks (ps she hungryyyyyy for some 🍆)
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u/atomic-moonstomp 16d ago
That's less of a penis and more of one of those awkward one-piece swimsuits where the bikini top and bottom are connected by a narrow strip of fabric
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u/SalmonSammySamSam 17d ago