r/mildlypenis • u/Due_Instruction626 • 15d ago

Fruit Excited strawberry

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Thought I gotta share this beauty that I found in my garden last summer. A little bit belatedly but still.

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u/AMuffinMF 15d ago

Even got the pubes too.

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u/Due_Instruction626 15d ago

The full PACKAGE

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Oh god. I was going to say the same thing 😂

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u/AMuffinMF 15d ago

r/BeatMeToIt

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u/Ok_Problem_4918 15d ago

r/beatmystrawberrytoit

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u/Crying-Shadow1 8d ago

r/beatittoastrawberry

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u/Ok_Problem_4918 8d ago

no. that's gay

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u/Crying-Shadow1 8d ago

Your the one who beat a strawberry

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u/Ok_Problem_4918 8d ago

i had some personal problems with it so i had to teach it a lesson

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

TY

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u/Empty_Mention9990 13d ago

The whole damn thing

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u/_cunnilingus_king_ 15d ago

Must be from this seed packet! 🤣

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u/Mother-Nature1972 15d ago

It's got hairy balls and all! What are they fertilizing fruit with these days?

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Maybe it’s not quite ripe yet….

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u/Due_Instruction626 15d ago

Nah I still ate it and felt it deep inside me. It was delicious if I remember it well.

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u/TheDarkType 15d ago

Did you take it out for dinner first? 😂

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u/Due_Instruction626 14d ago

Kind of, it was my dinner, so I guess that counts for something.

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u/ObjectiveOk2072 15d ago

It's a grower, not a shower

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

😂. Good things come in small packages!!

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u/National_Egg_3094 15d ago

Swollen head and tight little balls......

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u/pomodorow 15d ago

Haha! Looks like mine IRL!

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u/Ok_Problem_4918 15d ago

my condolences

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u/Frosty-Narwhal8848 14d ago

But bigger, right?

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u/lapinoire 14d ago

Strawboner

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u/Due_Instruction626 11d ago

Mister berry your straw is showing.

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u/Hubic-Pair 14d ago

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u/lapinoire 14d ago

Your username is killing me 💀

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u/pomodorow 14d ago

Yes. The one in the pic is bigger, lol.

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u/Dumbass_Number5 14d ago

That looks itchy

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u/ViolettaQueso 14d ago

It’s a bit red and bumpy. Might wanna see a specialist for some antibiotics?

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u/Empty_Mention9990 13d ago

Too small for me :,)

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u/-SchwiftierThanU 13d ago

Yeah, they are all like this between 6 and 7 am. Go there a bit later and they’ll be alright 😉