r/mildlypenis • u/SpectralOverdose • 14d ago

Vegetable Sweet botato

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Sweet botato ✋🏻

6.2k Upvotes

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u/NurseDiesel62 14d ago

I wasn't horny before but I yam now

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u/SpectralOverdose 14d ago

Chill it's just a potato 😭

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u/ChargeResponsible112 14d ago

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough 😉

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u/SpectralOverdose 14d ago

Naughty 😈

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 11d ago

OP’s potato is probably the least risky makeshift dildo I’ve seen.

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u/Lantami 13d ago

Paige NO!

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u/JST_KRZY 14d ago

No… it’s a sweet peentato

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u/Allbur_Chellak 13d ago

Say what you will…it is a mighty fine potato.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

This is the most penis like thing i've ever seen

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u/EatingAcidIsFun 14d ago

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u/IShallWearMidnight 14d ago

I was eating when I saw this and choked when I laughed. You will be hearing from my lawyers 😂

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u/Zestyclose-Tie219 14d ago

↑ Literally you

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u/EatingAcidIsFun 14d ago

This is one of the funniest comments I have ever read lol

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u/EyelBeeback 13d ago

but what did you choke on? 🤔🤣

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u/IShallWearMidnight 13d ago

Some juicy cock.... I mean chicken 😳 (it was actually a chorizo breakfast burrito but lying is more fun)

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u/EyelBeeback 13d ago

😂👌

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u/Remarkable_Refuse 13d ago

Po-tat-o boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in ur bum.

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u/Loopyjuice1337 14d ago

Bet it tastes a little nutty

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u/SpectralOverdose 14d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Jax72 14d ago

Like a tart French pastry. That you found at sunrise.

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u/SpectralOverdose 14d ago

Me too 😂

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u/MrsPeacock_was_a_man 14d ago

r/terriblypenis

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u/Affectionate-You44 13d ago

I want to join this sub. But I don’t want to ruin its pristine 1 member status.

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u/DavidOnions 14d ago

Hahahahahahahahah I am proper laughing at this comment. Bravo 👏

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u/Awkward-Resist-6570 14d ago

Uncut. Heavy sack.

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u/SpectralOverdose 14d ago

That's right 😂😂😂

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u/Pi-creature 14d ago

Perfection.

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u/seraflm 14d ago

A gift of nature

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u/frankmcskunk 14d ago

A dicktator

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u/DenseBranch8417 14d ago

You stole that from my keyboard

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u/Part-timeinterneter 14d ago

It even has pubes..

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Definitely one sweet potato 😂😂

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u/SpectralOverdose 14d ago

Yeah it's a big one 😂

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Yeah it is. Great find and funny as hell

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u/Beccachicken 14d ago

Sweet BROTATO

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u/Thom_Jero1213 14d ago

Came here to say this!

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u/SpectralOverdose 14d ago

😂😂😂

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u/OkGate7788 14d ago

It’s lovely ☺️

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u/SpectralOverdose 14d ago

Glad you like it 😊

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u/TrackAdmirable2020 14d ago

Sweet? Nah, kinda salty with a tang.

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u/PrestigiousAd925 14d ago

Add a little sour cream on top ☺️

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u/SpectralOverdose 14d ago

😭😭😂

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u/Revmaxis 14d ago

Balltato

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u/BlueMoonBreaker 14d ago edited 14d ago

Male chefs are gonna feel some real pain while cutting this

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u/MavisBeaconSexTape 14d ago

Butter that bad boy up

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u/PolyethyleneG 14d ago

MILDLY???

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u/Devjill 14d ago

That is a big boy😂

I will use this whenever people send me unwanted dps

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u/emr830 14d ago

Nothing mildly there

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u/Super-Desk-9070 14d ago

Uncut 🤤

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u/ExMusRus 14d ago

Sweet Jesus…

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u/jibberishjohn 14d ago

How do I get mine to look like that

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u/luckybarrel 13d ago

Lot of sunshine outdoors

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u/slaymommie 14d ago

Dick energy

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u/nvrseriousseriously 14d ago

I’ve heard of blue balls but damn those look painful

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u/MrPenguinCZ 13d ago

That is a penis, not a thing like penis

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u/Mobile-Bar-4416 14d ago

Why you spank it's balls?

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u/Toilet_Fatigue 14d ago

that’s rather too sweet

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u/thefirstviolinist 14d ago

Sweet peentato!

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u/luwandaattheOHclub 14d ago

I should call him

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u/RoastedRobin 14d ago

is ain’t mildly anymore this a straight schmenis

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u/AlternativeNo814 14d ago

This is one way to get me to eat my vegetables.

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u/BamaBrat52 13d ago

It’s a beauty.

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u/SpectralOverdose 13d ago

Yeah that's true

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u/Impressive-Fault-779 13d ago

There is nothing “mildly” about this

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u/Roflmaoasap 14d ago

Finders keepers

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u/OhUknowUknowIt 14d ago

You know what to do....

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u/melropesplays 14d ago

Maybe I will like being sentenced to a wellness farm

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u/No-Surprise2920 14d ago

Dick Tater

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u/Ok-Professor-2781 14d ago

Nutty the potato sack

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u/Old_Quote_5953 14d ago

Country girls make do

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u/calesmont 14d ago

Omg, it's just like my ex. Even the uncut part

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u/luckybarrel 13d ago

That's going to my collection

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u/soapstoner69 13d ago

just another dictator

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u/terrierdad420 13d ago

Godamn if that is mild wtf is spicy!?

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u/theotherkafka 12d ago

Majorly penis.

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u/effinmike12 14d ago

Obvious gentile.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Oh definitely….. if not that part , maybe the opposite part

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u/natiusj 14d ago

Brotato?

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u/Patient-Courage-9764 14d ago

It got even that uneven piece of forehead skin :3

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u/thisisnotme78721 14d ago

poTAYto, poDILdo

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u/Quirky-Performer-591 14d ago

Poor potato doesn't know what will happen next...

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u/loveland_1689 14d ago

Would love to eat this whole instead of cutting it into fries

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u/WoopsieDaisies123 14d ago

That ain’t even mildly

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u/Mueryk 14d ago

/r/Discworld would love this amusingly shaped vegetable.

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u/Pi-creature 14d ago

Goodness.

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u/Jax72 14d ago

"I got as far as that one radish but then I had to sit down"

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u/PrestigiousAd925 14d ago

A real sweet peetato 😌

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u/PrestigiousSun2736 14d ago

This is fucking great 😂😂 I’ve just posted mine.

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u/ImInsideTheAncientPi 14d ago

Please don't share a video of this getting peeled.

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u/ImInsideTheAncientPi 14d ago

These taste so good btw ...

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u/Direwolfas 14d ago

Do not present this to a nymphomaniac. The potato dick will not survive.

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u/FatPiggyButts 14d ago

That's beautiful.... Needs a little butter

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u/sealedwithsecrets 14d ago

My husband called it a earthy d*ck

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

*sweet brotato

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u/Different_Ad5087 14d ago

That’s lookin a lil familiar

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u/Sedalin 14d ago

That pube is a cherry on the top.

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u/Just2LetYouKnow 14d ago

That's one hell of a tuber you've got there.

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u/AloneSpray3119 14d ago

Id suck it

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u/SavimusMaximus 14d ago

🚨🚨!!!Repost Alert!!!🚨🚨

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u/GlobalClothes7263 14d ago

The question is would it be sweet? Or salty…

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u/FlamingoRush 14d ago

Sweet brotato

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u/LittleBear42 14d ago

Blatantlypenis

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u/kln0090 14d ago

Nòooooooooooooooo

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u/PandaTough5326 14d ago

that’s more penis than a penis

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u/magicians_hat_ 14d ago

mildly?? extremely penis

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u/cozy_pantz 14d ago

Perfect size

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u/CertainWillingness56 14d ago

New variety of sweet potato, love, honey 🤣

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u/Any_Satisfaction_405 14d ago

How do I tag emtbadge502 on Reddit?

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u/AlFrescofun01 14d ago

I'm glad gloves are being worn. Who knows where that potato has been?

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u/Last_Gigolo 14d ago

Dictator.

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u/ViolettaQueso 14d ago

Deez nutz

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u/The_Ether_Whiff 14d ago

It is more than "mildly penis" - it's majorly penis. 🫢

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u/willendorfer 14d ago

Sweet Brotato

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u/Nkcami 14d ago

Mildly? More like massively!

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u/LewdTateha 14d ago

This is straight from yiff holy shit

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u/jimmick20 14d ago

Definitely identifies as a male

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u/Michell3sus 13d ago

OH! I want that one

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u/KWHarrison1983 13d ago

Now there's an orange dic-tator I'd vote for!

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u/Gassyhippo 13d ago

Peentato

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u/Kokorikita 13d ago

I think it’s shaped better than most BOBs.

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u/exceptional_biped 13d ago

You’ve got some balls posting this OP.

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u/MuntjackDrowning 13d ago

There are no words for how much I want to cook this very specific potato for my mother.

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u/Infamous-Donkey-6699 13d ago

Is that a sweet botato in your hands or are you just happy to see me 😏

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u/NebNebBTT 13d ago

How does this happen? It's so late, so someone please tell me that's not actually a thingy, I can't see straight :(

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u/Pretty_Nose_4079 13d ago

A easy joke from my country knowed as a agrar country.

2 ladies harvesting sweet beet on a field. One lady take a sweet beet and show it to other lady...

-You see this sweet beet?Like this my husband got the ding dong.

Wondering the other lady answered...

-Such big?Omg.

No not at all...dirty like this.

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u/Ellelle123478 13d ago

A condom and that and im all set. U should sell it

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u/BobThePideon 13d ago

Not kosher!

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u/ExplorerAdditional61 13d ago

And you wonder why Mrs Potato always has a smile on her face?

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u/paganvikingwolf 13d ago

Didn't know you get male and female plants.. How interesting

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u/TLW369 13d ago

Healthy! 🙃

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u/N00N01 13d ago

This sweet potato will be hearing from my laywers, especially with that size its almost a textbook example of copyright infringement

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u/FunPain3861 13d ago

Miam! Let's eat it

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u/First-Rutabaga8960 13d ago

Look at my Reddit name for another chuckle at this post.

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u/XquisiteAngel 13d ago

Lmao 🤣

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u/FoggerMcgee 13d ago

If you eat that your...

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u/justaguy095 13d ago

Dicktato!

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u/Yup_Faceless 13d ago

that little poo spec between the balls is something i always expect front wipers to have

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u/Noname666Devil 13d ago

I would sell that if I was you, I bet you could get a good auction out of that

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u/Jacob_cregan 13d ago

That’s a dildo not a sweet potato

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u/PV-Herman 13d ago

"Godyamn" she screamed, when I dug out my root.

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u/HectorLaVoZ 13d ago

Wild Dicktator

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u/Fatty4forks 13d ago

Excuse me this is MILDLY penis.

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u/strawberryNotes 13d ago

Oh. Oh my. 😳

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 13d ago

Forget about bringing home the bacon

Bring home that potato instead

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u/OneNo5482 13d ago

I get banned from a subreddit for saying bold eyebrows are beautiful and this guy gets to show this. WTF? Somebody help me out here.

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u/New-Suit5141 13d ago

A perfect sweet dick potato doesn't exi-

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u/TurbulentCranberry20 13d ago

A salty potato

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u/Jayboy72 13d ago

Reminds me of my first husband.

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u/Rininvigor 12d ago

Isso não deveria estar aqui,poste no r/InesperadoPau