r/mildlypenis • u/rietadtjes • 15d ago

Architecture What is this?

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u/wirelessp0tat0 15d ago

A damned tease is what it is how the fuck am I meant to sit on that with the angle??

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u/DisposableJosie 15d ago

Huh, it's not polished, so you may be the first to try.

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u/Forward_Promise2121 15d ago

The standing Malone with the big boobies.

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u/JasperJ 14d ago

Are you planning your retirement after the war?

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u/Forward_Promise2121 14d ago

🇫🇷

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u/JasperJ 14d ago

I wouldn’t be caught dead in Nouvion, honestly.

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u/Relevant_Cause_4755 14d ago

The Tart With The Cart.

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u/curiosity0425 14d ago

The Tart with the Cart

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u/truthispolicy 15d ago

No shame in your game, we'll find a way.

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u/Horke 15d ago

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u/Big_Equivalent457 15d ago

"We Find Ways®"

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 15d ago

Peyronie’s Pylon

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u/F1ghtmast3r 15d ago

Not always

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u/Zestyclose-Tie219 15d ago

Yeah when I have my pants on my erection just points to the right so if I were to follow it I would go in circles

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u/iCantLogOut2 15d ago

That number seems low....

Source: I've seen my fair share 👀

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u/dingoeslovebabies 14d ago

I was thinking the exact at same thing!!

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u/Trigger109 14d ago

It’s gotta be a pretty severe curve to be Peyronie’s disease. Like curvature greater than 30 degrees

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u/iCantLogOut2 13d ago

I mean, I wasn't saying it was that - but even given that number (30°), I still think 1 in 10 is low. But my... um... research, is purely anecdotal.

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u/Zestyclose-Tie219 15d ago

One in 10 men in the USA is Donald Trump

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u/Wtcnt93 14d ago

Love a curve

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u/No_Psychology1385 13d ago

Bent carrot . Com!

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u/Oppowitt 15d ago

You need a blowtorch, a giant pipewrench, and patience.

If you bring a lot of water, you need a little less patience.

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u/DisposableJosie 15d ago edited 15d ago

Huh. Well, it's not polished, so you may be the first to try.

![img](w0j5kpgs6bqe1)

Edit: What the hell, Opera browser? I only meant to post it once.

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u/DisposableJosie 15d ago

Huh. Well, the cock block's not polished, so you may be the first to try.

![img](w0j5kpgs6bqe1)

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u/Isekai_Otaku 15d ago

Can you say this a few more times?

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u/DisposableJosie 15d ago

Maybe. Depends if my browser wants to keep acting fucky or not.

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u/OtterPops89 15d ago

Did you get it the way you like it that time?

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u/DisposableJosie 15d ago

Edit: What the hell, Opera browser? I only meant to post it once.

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u/Pandamm0niumNO3 15d ago

Just delete it

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u/Green_Brush1272 14d ago

Josie’s on a vacation far away

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u/GlauberGlousger 14d ago

R/commentmitosis

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u/JohnnyMcJohnster 15d ago

Huh. Well, the cock block's definitely not polished, so you may be the first to try.

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u/Vordu 13d ago

I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I didn't hear you the first time.

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u/Ok-Geologist8296 14d ago

Gotta believe to achieve

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u/1r9i5c9k 14d ago

Very carefully and slowly.

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u/badadmin69 11d ago

I think we found out precisely why it's at that angle