r/mildlypenis • u/Picklekitten22 • 14d ago

Fruit what kind of fruit is this

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u/DrBigsKimble 14d ago

That right there is a Cock-tail cherry

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u/henry_canabanana 13d ago

Just a fxxking cherry

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u/Growing_EV 14d ago

It’s fucking cold in here

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u/Roflmaoasap 13d ago

“I was in the pool!”

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u/Skimmer52 14d ago

Freezing 🤣

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u/Noverante_Xessa 13d ago

Hahahhahahaha

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u/loco_gigo 14d ago

It's a dick tater

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u/Empty_Mention9990 13d ago

Prolly right

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u/OldScene6147 14d ago

Pistachio apple most are green when unripe

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u/captcraigaroo 14d ago

That's average, on the larger side even

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u/NoVolume1490 13d ago

I bet it has a great personality as well

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u/ZuluMakulu 14d ago

Deluxe ballsack

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u/UnPrecidential 14d ago

It's the low hanging kind

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u/5iveOClockSomewhere 14d ago

I think it’s not a fruit, it’s nuts.

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u/BadPrestigious8152 14d ago

Average sized fruit

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u/worthy_usable 14d ago

One that is insecure, even though lots of women love small cherries.

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u/ApprehensiveAd5969 13d ago

That’s a Schwing Cherry! 🍒

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u/Unusual_Season_7196 13d ago

It's a grower! Tickle it a bit

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u/buddybuddyfr 14d ago

very-very-huge-berry

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u/Ok-Professor-2781 14d ago

Separate him from the other fruits. I don't trust him

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u/ChargeResponsible112 14d ago

I don’t know but someone’s gonna take its cherry.

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u/Em4Tango 14d ago

Oh, that’s what you call a snozberry.

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u/Fun-Sea7626 14d ago

Cocknbells AKA low hanging fruit....

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u/Fun-Sea7626 14d ago

I think it can also be classified as a micropene

1

u/Gimme-A-kooky 14d ago

Purple hooded yogurt thrower

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Dude pull your pants up, I'm eating here

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u/RemarkableBody4331 13d ago

That is a humongous penis to balls ratio. That's like gorilla genitals or something

1

u/i-fart-butterflies 13d ago

A fruit thats very happy to see you

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u/metaskeptik 13d ago

If that’s happy I can’t imagine sad!

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u/Scorpoly 13d ago

Microforus yetmega forit

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u/MPD1987 13d ago

It’s a mara-peen-o cherry

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u/unixman84 13d ago

Fruit of the loom.

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u/Ninski0011 13d ago

Looks like a dickfruitious

1

u/Borderlinecuttlefish 13d ago

It's definitely a winter fruit

1

u/NoMercy676 13d ago

Whatever fruit it is, it's male...

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u/Bake_At_986 13d ago

Looks like it’s got the Scottish Curse, all bag no pipe…

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u/XROOR 13d ago

Shy cherry or pool water too cold cherry

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u/ELc_17 13d ago

Dinglecherry

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u/Awkward-Resist-6570 13d ago

Micro-penis with swollen nutsac.

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u/NuNuMcG 13d ago

It’s the old Cock & Balls, very salty

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u/MadBeaOfficial 13d ago

dad? what are you doing here?

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u/cyberaztech 13d ago

Peter Plum?

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u/MirkoHa 13d ago

…must be THE forbidden fruit…

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u/lttlbev 13d ago

Looks like some sort of pecker... I mean pepper... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/False-Guava7759 13d ago

Dick Cheney the Cherry

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u/BBQWingman89 13d ago

mildly clit

1

u/Environmental_Song99 13d ago

fruit of my loins

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u/didntdoit71 13d ago

Asian Peckerberry

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u/RobotMod 13d ago

Looks so familiar

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u/SpaceSufficient8873 13d ago

You found yourself a good ole Phallus Berry.

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u/Muted_Stranger_9295 13d ago

It’s the penileapple

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u/metaskeptik 13d ago

Peckerberry.

1

u/rufussbuck 13d ago

A small ome

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u/Yukrainfall 13d ago

C’mon. Like seriously why would someone be with balls bigger than King Kong? Not a chance 😳

1

u/More_Roof4916 12d ago

The kind of fruit you just want to suck on til’……..

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u/Just_Mail_1735 12d ago

Purple knob berry