Subtly a raddish too

[u/KinkyUnicorn420]

[u/Own_Hunter_808]

This is radickulous

[u/i_am_james_cole → u/Own_Hunter_808]

[u/emr830 → u/Own_Hunter_808]

⭐️gold star for you⭐️

[u/spicywhite1867 → u/Own_Hunter_808]

Well done 👏

[u/Ok_Cantaloupe7602]

There’s nothing mild about this penis

[u/pussyhasfurballs → u/Ok_Cantaloupe7602]

r/mildlyradish

[u/PolyethyleneG]

It got some hair too. ☠️

[u/jquest303 → u/PolyethyleneG]

T’aint hair!

[u/lihu03 → u/jquest303]

Yes it is!

[u/Im_a_redditor_ok]

This one even has butthole hairs

[u/KinkyUnicorn420 → u/Im_a_redditor_ok]

If i may, a full bush

[u/im-not-a-cat-fr → u/KinkyUnicorn420]

Aiii... Butt bush. Never heard that one before

[u/toxcrusadr]

Certainly looks...fertile.

[u/style-addict]

🤣😜😳

[u/gellyrolejazz]

Ohh my god! It has green things growing from the tip just like mine!

[u/Grumalt → u/gellyrolejazz]

The happiest day of my life was when you came out of my pen is.

[u/TrojanTapir1930]

What it looks like when a Vegan cums… You’re welcome

[u/KinkyUnicorn420 → u/TrojanTapir1930]

We did not need that in our heads but goodnight to you too good sire

[u/Justber2323 → u/TrojanTapir1930]

I can’t unsee/unthink this. Take my upvote 😆💯

[u/ThatOnePerson1424 → u/TrojanTapir1930]

r/angryupvote

[u/exceptional_biped]

Hairy asshole: check

Balls: check

Shaft: check

Head: check

Ejaculation: CHECK

This might be the ultimate post on this sub ever.

[u/KinkyUnicorn420 → u/exceptional_biped]

Im honored

[u/WillowPuzzleheaded87]

It’s a grower and a shower.

[u/Champenoux → u/WillowPuzzleheaded87]

Certainly would win prizes at any county show / fair.

[u/uu-u_u-uu]

radish ❌ penish ✅

[u/KinkyUnicorn420]

Bruh see a doctor😭

[u/Severe_Damage9772]

If it’s green, and flowing like a fountain, go see a doctor

[u/Chaoticgoodgrrl]

This is aggressively penis.

[u/BionicBadger90]

Jeeeeeez, someone give this poor veg a nut already 🫣

[u/not_entireleigh_]

Y’all aren’t gonna believe me when I say this, but radish belong to the genus Raphanus

[u/Chef_troll]

Recently got a similar one

[u/scriptingends]

I like a nice root vegetable.

[u/Mindless-Fish7245]

It’s rather magnificent

[u/[deleted]]

Cut off the green and the roots and it’s a go

[u/grumpsuarus]

Sounding has gone too far

[u/DavidOnions]

"This is the most penis shaped thing I have ever seen" - quoted from another redditor in here some time ago. I still laugh out loud.

[u/ZuluMakulu]

Red hard balls and the hair is even growing out the buttho like crazyy

[u/Fox-427]

Is that radish in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[u/Randomperson163283]

Is it bad that I got bricked up because of this post?

[u/KinkyUnicorn420 → u/Randomperson163283]

Good and the bad is just relative, take in the experience with all its purity

[u/Striking-Place4161]

😦

[u/BrainRot-ZombieFart]

Raddick

[u/FoggerMcgee]

I want to eat it but I would be...

[u/black-volcano]

If your discharge is like that, consult a doctor

[u/Glad-Mail271]

[u/Over-Wall-4080]

About as mild as horseradish

[u/For3verN3vermor3]

[u/CookieCalm]

i am sucking it ngl

what will cum out?

[u/Tugatitabella80 → u/CookieCalm]

Leaves for what I see

[u/More_Coffee1914]

Needs some manscaping...or landscaping in this case?

[u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69]

The leaves are for tickling the tummy.

[u/HungDaddy120 → u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69]

Or the colon

[u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69 → u/HungDaddy120]

Well, I guess it depends on how far you can shove it in there...

[u/HungDaddy120 → u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69]

My record is 14” so think I’ll be fine 😂🤣😂

[u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69 → u/HungDaddy120]

r/Im14andthisisdeep

[u/Invader_Skooge22]

Imagine if your ball sack pubes only grew out in a tuft from the middle of your balls like that.

[u/emr830]

Sooo you’d get pregnant with a raddish, I assume?

[u/DasFreibier]

Wdy midly

[u/WhenInDoubtPunt]

I have a sudden urge to go radish picking

[u/andrystein03]

a knotted one too

[u/Myster_Hydra]

Yo this radish is aggressive.

[u/no-clueshere69]

Shaped exactly like a thingy

[u/BlueMoonBreaker]

Creating unreal expectations

[u/Dull_Item_4245]

With the tuft of hair, too.

[u/Nerukane]

flared base!

[u/Specialist-Pie2839]

I heard of going green but I think this is better.

[u/Alarmed-Ad323]

Really needs to do some radishscaping.

[u/cyberaztech]

Jesus Christ Superstar!

[u/Emolgun]

That's majorly penis

[u/tayhorix]

literally cumming

[u/Euphoric-Touch8120]

r/majorlypenis

[u/Decent-Cry-7665]

If your penis looks like this see a doctor immediately

[u/ShopGreedy2313]

You can't beat a root

[u/tomcsvan]

What my dad told me would happen if I didn’t listen to the nannies:

[u/X1_Soxm]

Doggy dick

[u/rockycentral]

Damn all 6 inches and even busted green stuff.

[u/CupPrize1581]

Ol radish dick, comes out of the ground and shit.

[u/Mvsedrrxsss]

Jajajaja le cortó lo verde, le sacó las raíces, y para la recámara😂🤭

[u/economic_developer69]

[u/DanhNguyen2k]

RTDick

[u/Friend_Serious]

Green semen 🤔😈🤭

[u/Erri-error2430]

Bruh it looks like they are doing sounding on the radish with the leaves 💀

[u/Champenoux]

Hang on that more fit for the mildly circumcised penis sub.

[u/Ldghead]

...with a flair up

[u/Inner_Rent_517]

Mildly Scatporn.