r/mildlypenis • u/Exclusively-Choc • 5d ago

Other Last house at the tip… 😂

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u/Fox-427 5d ago

Is that a banana on your google earth, or are you just happy to see?

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u/Mysterious_Secret827 5d ago

I'd be REALLY FUNNY if there was a lake behind the houses at the tip!

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u/Primary_Every 4d ago

You mean out of that whole subdivision no one does construction or owns an excavator?

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u/Exclusively-Choc 5d ago

Right! 😂

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u/TRathOriginals 5d ago

If they would just trim the trees along McIlwaine Road, the neighborhood would look so much bigger!

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u/Exclusively-Choc 5d ago

Right! 😂

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u/Unique_Arm435 5d ago

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u/lapinoire 4d ago

The Faptist Church 😩

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u/Exclusively-Choc 5d ago

That’s my Buzzin’ Cousin! 😂

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u/Unique_Arm435 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/UnterLiebenCotyledon 5d ago

You need a bigger pool

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u/Valuable-Usual8549 4d ago

Turn left at the taint, I’m the first house on the right.

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u/Exclusively-Choc 4d ago

Hiya Neighbor! 😊

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u/BabyFaceFinster1266 5d ago

I live on the nut-de-sac down below.

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u/Exclusively-Choc 5d ago

Sorry! 😂

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u/DANCINGPOTATOLORD 4d ago

he gets the last laugh

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u/TGR331 4d ago

Paint it white!

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u/Exclusively-Choc 4d ago

Right! 😂

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u/Awesomely_Bitchy 5d ago

Woah...like no one noticed that...." Men I swear crack their brain open, there'd be tiny penis in the center."...that's what Maw always said.

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u/fazzy1980 4d ago

Who's cumming to visit?

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u/Exclusively-Choc 4d ago

Well-played! 😊

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u/fazzy1980 3d ago

Is it a Spermanent address?

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u/Exclusively-Choc 3d ago

Fazzy Estates! 😊

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u/-UltraFerret- 4d ago

I wanna live at the tip.

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u/BNG1982 4d ago

Turn the sprinklers on and finish.

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u/RandomNormad 4d ago

If enough cars drive fast enough up and down Prairie Rose Ln and Rolling Meadows Ln, does the last house at the tip explode?

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u/Exclusively-Choc 4d ago

Could happen! 😂

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u/StiffG0AT 4d ago

Cock Estates

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u/Exclusively-Choc 4d ago

Stiff Goat Meadows … 🤣

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u/StiffG0AT 4d ago

lol I like that

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u/Business-Hurry9451 4d ago

John Thomas Estates.

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u/Sensitive_Potato333 5d ago

How did you find this?

Edit: I mean, what series of events and Google searches lead you to this

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u/Exclusively-Choc 5d ago

Umm, where I live in Ohio … 😊

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u/Sensitive_Potato333 5d ago

Ohhh okay. Ohio... Who made you like this and why

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u/Primary_Every 4d ago

I was about to say I'd build a pool, or find someone cool in the neighborhood that wanted to go balls out and sell the place too

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u/TheUser_1 4d ago

Great 😃👍

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 4d ago

They gotta just do a huge, oval in the backyard out of white rock, no?

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u/Mama_Bear83 4d ago

Livin’ in the Hood

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u/Rusty_Nail1973 3d ago

They call Prairie Rose Ln the "main vein".

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u/Exclusively-Choc 3d ago

Too funny! 😂

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u/cabbagetowners 12h ago

The land surveyor for that development is genius

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u/Exclusively-Choc 12h ago

We’re trying to get a pool out in at the “tip” … lol!

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u/_FreddieLovesDelilah 4d ago

I don't understand your title. Can you explain please? (PS this is why emojis aren't good on reddit, we like to encourage using words here to explain your thoughts) :) thanks.

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u/Dragon_Cearon 4d ago

OP likely lives there

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u/Exclusively-Choc 4d ago

I do, and I’m putting in a big pool! 😊

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u/Dragon_Cearon 4d ago

Why a pool and not a pond? Or a puddle 😁

So how did you feel when you found out what your neighborhood looked like?

I bet it wasn't the image you had in mind!

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u/Trout1331 4d ago

A real dick head lives there

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u/Dragon_Cearon 4d ago

🙄 Better than a twat

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u/Exclusively-Choc 4d ago

Let’s just say, I know my way around the neighborhood … 😉

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u/ChirpyMisha 4d ago

That looks like a very inconvenient place to live. There's nothing within walking distance

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u/Special_Watch8725 4d ago

But at least quite a lot is within wanking distance!

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u/Friend_Serious 4d ago

those are happy homeowners. 🤭

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u/spaham 4d ago

They’re jerks