r/mildlypenis • u/stabfacestab • 1d ago

Drink My partner's milkshake froze

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u/XROOR 23h ago

Travel sized fleshlight

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u/cycycle 17h ago

Still too big

8

u/HeckMaster9 14h ago

Needs to be cylinder sized

2

u/domrobin2 7h ago

Oh calender~!

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u/LifeWulf 6h ago

It’s a cylinder.

1

u/TruamaTeam 5h ago

Concealed fleshlight

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u/nikditt 22h ago

Haha, that line "my partner's milkshake froze".

Well then, shake it till the milk comes out!

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u/g0th_bb 19h ago

The way i wheezed when reading this 😭

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u/steelandiron19 18h ago

I cannot. 🤣

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u/Suitepotatoe 22h ago

Did it bring all the boys to the yard?

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u/stabfacestab 20h ago

No, but it did make me leave the room quickly

8

u/emr830 20h ago

And is it better than yours?

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u/Suitepotatoe 19h ago

It’s definitely better than mine. I have no milkshake. Someone drank it all up.

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u/-BongusBingus- 13h ago

If theirs was better, it would’ve been drank already

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u/TigerlilyJordan 16h ago edited 16h ago

Was hoping to see this!

La la, la la, la Warm it up La la, la la, la The boys are waiting

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u/offensivecaramel29 20h ago

Mmm popdickle

10

u/Tight-trickylocation 20h ago

His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

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u/Mycofunkadelic2 19h ago

That's a one eyed monster 💯

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u/AdditionalAir4879 19h ago

I'm sure that's hard to swallow

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u/Ok_Yogurtcloset_1532 18h ago

Not "mildly" penis.

3

u/giftopherz 19h ago

My milkshake also freezes. Usually in the mornings

3

u/g0th_bb 19h ago

Peanits milkshake

3

u/BabyFaceFinster1266 13h ago

Girth in the house.

2

u/Kooky-Glass4409 20h ago

Did you make eye contact with him while you ate it?

2

u/Fokewe 18h ago

It's a BJ trainer, watch those teeth

2

u/Fit_Adagio_7668 14h ago

To me, this looks like that pink medicine we used to drink as a kid

2

u/Theogwhosnot 7h ago

You see a penis I see a vagina. Funny.

1

u/Fokewe 18h ago

I think your bottle is defective. That's not a genie

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u/stabfacestab 18h ago

It grants food poisoning

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u/steelandiron19 18h ago

Whoa whoa whoa… at least buy me dinner first.

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u/TLW369 18h ago

😂🙃

1

u/Haunting_Security_34 17h ago

Strawberry flavored?

1

u/Impossible_Tea181 16h ago

Show them how to lick it properly!

1

u/theratchetangel 15h ago

May I borrow that milkshake for just a moment? 🧐

1

u/LoneWanderer153 15h ago

Whose milkshake what now?!

1

u/kkdj1042 14h ago

No boys coming to the yard.

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u/Pocerezuly 10h ago

ok but what milkshake brand is it

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u/Small_Tax_9432 7h ago

Still creamy though...

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u/fatposighoul 4h ago

What in gods name 😳