r/mildlypenis • u/girl_supersonicboy • 15h ago

Vegetable Horseradish I Found at the Grocery Store

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236 Upvotes

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u/CinnamonToastFecks 14h ago

That radish is hung like a horse

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u/Business-Hurry9451 12h ago

Hung like a Horseradish!

10

u/fastRabbit 12h ago

They certainly got the horse part right

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u/Curious-Tart6854 13h ago

Bet you bought it!!! I would have!!! 😜

6

u/BabyFaceFinster1266 11h ago

Your grip is tender. But confident.

5

u/Cute-Escape-2144 10h ago

A European fella

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u/Trout1331 11h ago

Mr. Ed is jealous

3

u/AdvancedDirt2116 13h ago

That is "women's prison toy" levels of penis, not mild 😂😂

2

u/tombaba 10h ago

Spicy

2

u/Life_Gain7242 5h ago

anything is a dildo if youre brave enough

1

u/Friend_Serious 9h ago

I'd say it's like a horse dick. 😈

1

u/True-Self321 8h ago

I would buy it, just for a good conversation piece. A once in a lifetime find.

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u/how_very_dare_you_ 8h ago

Exactly the same shape, AS A THINGY!

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u/Cautious_Mammoth3961 52m ago

That’s gonna 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/thismysoj 0m ago

I should call him...

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u/Gr8danedog 0m ago

Sniff it before you buy. There's no telling where it has been.