r/mildlypenis • u/Accurate-Gap7440 • 11h ago

Body Part WTF is that nose

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252 Upvotes

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u/Opposite-Shower1190 11h ago

Richard, but he goes by Dick.

6

u/Opposite-Shower1190 10h ago

Last name Shlong

3

u/DrRichardJizzums 8h ago

As all good Richard’s should

25

u/Scottwal71 11h ago

HolyFuckin'nocio...

18

u/jammerfish 11h ago

You know he’s tried it

12

u/backstageninja 11h ago

Thomas Wadhouse

2

u/JaffaSG1 3h ago

This! That was his ACTUAL NAME

10

u/Mid-Appearance 11h ago

“Oh these dudes? They’re the villagers!”

6

u/Cavo 10h ago

My name is spelt "Raymond luxury yacht", but it's pronounced: "throat wobbler mangrove"

5

u/gralgomar 9h ago

That's Cyrano de Bergerac

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u/JaffaSG1 3h ago

Nope. That is Thomas Wadhouse

4

u/ryan-greatest-GE 11h ago

They call him Dilnose

4

u/duh_nom_yar 10h ago

If Gonzo The Great were a white man

3

u/Im_a_redditor_ok 11h ago

Hear me out tho

3

u/Tigerleippi 10h ago

Richard Dicknose, of the prestigious Dicknose family.

3

u/NoratiousB 9h ago

No one nose

2

u/lord_of_the_eyebots 10h ago

Chris fehn really let himself go after leaving slipknot

2

u/rooted_clone 10h ago

Fuck Knows

2

u/Dizzy_One_3806 10h ago

Looks like the nose of a Proboscis Monkey

2

u/Obnoxious_Box 9h ago

Big Nas X

2

u/Sideline_Watcher_498 8h ago

Nasi Magni, husband of a very happy wife.

1

u/failbotron 10h ago

Lord Koacha Ainoseey

1

u/Defiant-Difference17 10h ago

Holy fuck face batman!

1

u/yeetus-maxus 9h ago

He will trade 4 wheat for 57 emerald

1

u/geekyheart225 9h ago

Please watch the epic bar scene in the film "Roxanne". Brilliant!

1

u/HourAccomplished1785 8h ago

Bro looks like a minecraft villager

1

u/PuggyPugPugPug 8h ago

Peen-ochio

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u/Darlingcarm3n 7h ago

I just had the nastiest thought

1

u/HackerDragon9999 7h ago

That's a villager nose

1

u/Mattstone883 6h ago

Someone: hey dickhead!! Him: You called?

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u/buddybuddyfr 5h ago

hhhhhhhh 🟩🥕

1

u/shpongle_bongleton 4h ago

Bro looks like a minecraft villager ☠️☠️☠️☠️

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u/True_Till6259 3h ago

I bet he loved 69

1

u/eric_the_demon 2h ago

The person with the longest nose. He lived like 200 years ago

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u/Alice-doe 2h ago

It’s the real inspiration behind this guy!