My Popsicle is flacid

[u/Lulupoolzilla]

[u/y4dday4dday4dda]

Stop playing with it and put it in your mouth already

[u/Fun-Garbage1952 → u/y4dday4dday4dda]

I just spat my drink out laughing 💀😂

[u/Drustan1 → u/y4dday4dday4dda]

Last guy I lived with actually said that to me.

[u/Cheesy--Garlic-Bread → u/Drustan1]

So, did you do it...?

[u/LiveFast3atAss → u/Cheesy--Garlic-Bread]

This, this is the type of question we need to be asking

[u/Kind_Literature_5409 → u/Drustan1]

Whoa, whoa… this Reddit, not a Wendy’s. I’m gunna have to ask you to calm down Sir. 😏

[u/Zakrius → u/y4dday4dday4dda]

😳

[u/xX_jellyworlder_Xx → u/y4dday4dday4dda]

🥵

[u/bravo-echo-charlie → u/y4dday4dday4dda]

No Diddy

[u/ThunderClanWarrior → u/bravo-echo-charlie]

Genuinely asking, what does that mean because I know I'm getting it wrong

[u/phuckin-psycho → u/ThunderClanWarrior]

Google: "diddy dildos baby oil" or "diddy controversy"

Should point you in the right direction 😁👌

[u/mistermasterbates → u/ThunderClanWarrior]

You know how people say "no homo"?

[u/NarukamiOgoshoX → u/mistermasterbates]

Yeah it's like that, except theirs baby oil

Have fun searching tho

[u/mistermasterbates → u/NarukamiOgoshoX]

You replied to the wrong person, champion.

[u/National_Cranberry47 → u/y4dday4dday4dda]

My wife has also heard that same sentence.

[u/Hubic-Pair]

[u/Lulupoolzilla → u/Hubic-Pair]

[u/Argylius → u/Lulupoolzilla]

I’ve always loved this gif. Thank you so much for finding it again

[u/Lulupoolzilla → u/Argylius]

I just typed in "wiggle" and it popped up.

[u/MrsMcBasketball]

Can we see it going into your mouth.

[u/Lulupoolzilla → u/MrsMcBasketball]

[u/MrsMcBasketball → u/Lulupoolzilla]

[u/MysteriousWon → u/MrsMcBasketball]

[u/Radio_Gaga007]

How is that even possible.

[u/Sapphire_Wolf_ → u/Radio_Gaga007]

Its gummy

[u/Radio_Gaga007 → u/Sapphire_Wolf_]

Woah, never seen one of those in my life. I'd rather just eat regular gummies.

[u/Lulupoolzilla → u/Radio_Gaga007]

It has a very weird texture, like frozen jello. It tasted good though, but I won't be buying anymore of them.

[u/King_of_the_Dot → u/Lulupoolzilla]

You dont like deepthroating your candies?

[u/Radio_Gaga007 → u/Lulupoolzilla]

Have you ever tried mochi? I think that'd be nicer.

[u/Lulupoolzilla → u/Radio_Gaga007]

I have, and it is. Some things should stay ideas.

[u/Overall-Ad-7307 → u/Radio_Gaga007]

Mildly balls though

[u/Sapphire_Wolf_ → u/Radio_Gaga007]

Yea same

[u/LarrySDonald → u/Radio_Gaga007]

I saw these yesterday, noticing that the box proudly announced that they were gummy consistency despite being ice cream. Total ”wait, what?” moment. Cool to see what they actually look like.

[u/steelandiron19]

If you shake it more than twice… you’re playing with it…

But for real, why is it like that? 😂

[u/Lulupoolzilla → u/steelandiron19]

It's the new trolling gummy pop. It's supposed to do that, I think.

[u/Rich_Inspection_5597 → u/Lulupoolzilla]

“I think” 😭, the fact that you added a comma and then said “I think” scares me

[u/shaze → u/steelandiron19]

Cocksickles

[u/basilicux → u/steelandiron19]

It’s got gelatin to make it more “gummy”

[u/Electronic-Glass7822]

Stopppp

[u/Lulupoolzilla → u/Electronic-Glass7822]

That's what my partner said too

[u/Ryethehow]

Now put it in your mouth

[u/frazzledglispa]

It vas carved by Gummi artisans who vork exclusively in ze medium of Gummi.

[u/StrosDynasty]

I swear this never happens!

[u/n0tz0e]

I heard these are quite tasty.. 😛

[u/Awleeks → u/n0tz0e]

Salty aftertaste probably 

[u/Lulupoolzilla → u/n0tz0e]

It's taste was good, the texture not so much.

[u/-SesameStreetFighter]

I thought people weren’t supposed to market kink shit to children…

[u/AutoAsteroid]

Where can I get one of these

[u/Lulupoolzilla → u/AutoAsteroid]

I found it at the corner store down the street from my house

[u/AutoAsteroid → u/Lulupoolzilla]

I know what im going to be eating tonight....

[u/YamiGekusu]

I think I beat up a bunch of dudes with one of these in Saints Row

[u/SavageTheUnicorn]

Thanks, I fucking hate it 😭😂

[u/HeyyyKoolAid]

I need this in my mouth.

[u/capitanhaddock69]

He's just not in the mood to be sucked

[u/AlienSheep23]

I love these things so much

[u/JaredLetoBestBoi]

dicksicle

[u/JaredLetoBestBoi]

dicksicle

[u/mat-the-odd]

Helicopter!

[u/MoonPussyy]

I would put that straight up my butt.

[u/Obnoxious_Box]

This aint my first time seein a flaccid popsicle. 😆

[u/HardStuckBooger]

[u/K4meltreiber]

Everything reminds me of her

[u/Idionfow]

Flopsicle

[u/MiyayNyanNyan]

The first time i put one in my mouth, i told my partner it was like a soft dick lol, tasted good just weird texture.

[u/SalmonSammySamSam]

[u/kacahoha]

OMG

I used to get a type of this popsicle in china and holy shit it made my childhood

[u/_Happy_Sisyphus_]

Wtf

[u/After_Repair7421]

Where did you get that ?

[u/IdyllicOleander → u/After_Repair7421]

They sell them at Walmart

[u/Lulupoolzilla → u/After_Repair7421]

A corner store down the street from my house.

[u/After_Repair7421]

Where did you get that ?

[u/EthanEnglish_]

Sus for unrelated reasons lol

[u/DraigCore]

Can relate

[u/mat-the-odd]

Helicopter!

[u/Basketballb00ty]

What the hell

[u/meatnutella]

finally something to satiate the urge to bite it off!!!

[u/ZebbyBoy18909]

Good thing you didn't try to push it into the tight hole of a jam(jelly?) doughnut? I don't want to imagine all the red stuff coming out

[u/autistic_psychonaut7]

Should of slapped it

[u/Godess_Ilias]

circumsized popsickle

[u/chrom491]

[u/Airwolfhelicopter]

They’re so weird. Also, fun fact, they don’t become a puddle if you thaw them out. These could be literally the first thing you get at the grocery store, continue shopping, and they’d still be fine by the time you got home, and you can just plop them back in the freezer.

[u/MsbS]

Wobbly sausage!

[u/rapsnackz]

It’s not gonna suck itself

[u/Jonkerchonker]

Its okay, happens to the best of us

[u/Correct-Holiday-6972]

Difficult to masturbate to, but not impossible 😏

[u/dustypandayt]

Stop teasing and put it in your mouth

[u/Leather-Assistant902]

This makes me feel violently uncomfortable

[u/puertorizzle]

Yo this was a wild experience. its more gummy than popsicle but its still a popsicle. super yummy. that initial feeling of putting it in your mouth is just as wild as you can imagine from watching this. unlike OP we immediately bought more lol. the blue one was tastier.

[u/Lulupoolzilla → u/puertorizzle]

There's a blue one?!

[u/reapseh0]

Slap it on your cheek before putting it in your mouth.

I have seen this somewhere..

[u/hauliod]

last time I've had these they were watermelon flavored, red, and marketed as a "tongue" (to jokingly make out with?? I still dont know)

[u/DarDar994]

Maybe it is just nervous

[u/Western_Presence1928]

[u/lesmalom]

On a serious note, are these good? I been wanting to try them but feel mildly disturbed by them

[u/GroyEhBoy]

Rhubarb and Custard Glizzy on a stick

[u/soluna_fan69]

I am more concerned about the chemicals that make this flaccidity possible.

[u/lost_mountain_goat → u/soluna_fan69]

Gelatin?

[u/BandoTheHawk]

reminds me of A Clockwork Orange when he meets them girls at the record store.