r/monkeyspaw • u/irp3ex • 1d ago

Kindness I wish mucus was always conveniently shaped to inhale it without it getting stuck

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u/deIuxx_ 1d ago

Granted. Now spit gets stuck in your throat all the time

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u/muddyasslotus 1d ago

Granted. Now you have pneumonia.

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 1d ago

A withered finger creaks as it bends downwards...

Everyone basically drowns within a month. All of humanity disappears, yet the paw remains, with two uncurled fingers...

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u/JeffroCakes 1d ago

Granted. It is now so easy to inhale that all lungs are at risk of filling up with mucus. Additionally, the excretions from other mucus membranes are affected and now easily drips from them rather than clinging. Some of these other membranes are found in the anus, genitals, and ears. So dripping earwax and anal seepage for everyone. Ladies get a constant snail trail while dudes are afflicted with perpetually oozing precum.