r/monkeyspaw • u/WasntSalMatera • Jun 29 '24
Wisdom I wish for a lemon slice. That’s it, just a single lemon slice.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/deranged_scumbag • Dec 18 '24
Wisdom I wish people would always use "your" and "you're" correctly.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/AlxIp • Oct 22 '24
Wisdom I wish the answers in this sub are actually well thought instead of "Everyone fking died"
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r/monkeyspaw • u/theBloodCloud • Dec 20 '24
Wisdom I wish to have a 30 minute talk with Adolf Hitler
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r/monkeyspaw • u/South_Dig_9172 • Jun 30 '24
Wisdom I wish Harambe never died putting us in a different and better timeline
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r/monkeyspaw • u/TheWingManHero • Feb 26 '25
Wisdom I wish that all animals on Earth gain intelligence equal to humanity.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/smokeeeee • Jan 21 '25
Wisdom I wish smartasses on Reddit would disappear
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Bigoldum • Jun 19 '24
Wisdom I wish the earth exploded for absolutely no reason
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Next_Airport_7230 • Jan 20 '25
Wisdom I wish "Potterheads" were given a memory erase spell and forgot about Harry potter
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r/monkeyspaw • u/martg1110 • Nov 12 '24
Wisdom I wish the Library of Alexandria was never destroyed
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r/monkeyspaw • u/ElegantManager5316 • Oct 19 '24
Wisdom I wish to become the greatest surgeon to ever live with God tier hand motor skills(10/10) with infinite knowledge of physics, biology,medicine,mathematics and also know how to cure every infection or disease and not become overwhelmed or go insane with this knowledge
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Baizey1130 • 17d ago
Wisdom I wish that I could shapeshift into anything at will, while still being able to go back to human form, and keep my current knowledge and intelligence
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r/monkeyspaw • u/solarmastet • Apr 14 '24
Wisdom I wish that every single religion was real and known to be real so people stop fighting about religion
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Retrouge48 • Aug 23 '24
Wisdom I wish Jesus Christ was brought back from the dead to help humanity
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Baizey1130 • Feb 20 '25
Wisdom I wish I could read a 500 page book in 15 minutes and retain all the information from said book.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/AltruisticLeather375 • Dec 10 '24
Wisdom I wish when I was 9 i actually committed into learning Japanese and became fluent
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Sad_Raspberryy • Dec 21 '24
Wisdom I wish i could read all the books on earth before i die
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Random_Thought31 • Jan 10 '25
Wisdom I wish that America’s education quality increased to be number one in the world, with no other countries ever getting worse than current standards
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r/monkeyspaw • u/PresenceHot3716 • 3d ago
Wisdom i wish i had a bacon cheeseburger with no sauce or veggies on a plate in front of me
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Demoncreed27 • Sep 16 '24
Wisdom I wish everyone actually used their blinkers when driving
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r/monkeyspaw • u/CommonSenseOptimist • Oct 09 '24
Wisdom I wish for the word "math" to be replaced with "maths" in all written English.
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