r/monkeyspaw • u/FloopyFlopstein • Sep 29 '24
Kindness I wish that everyone on Earth is given a water bottle with an endless supply of water.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Galaxy_Ass • Jul 11 '24
Kindness I wish that all people had the ability to customize their body freely at will like a video game avatar, eliminating dysphoria
672
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Weak-Mission-1599 • Jul 20 '24
Kindness I wish every time I breathe a person beats cancer
532
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r/monkeyspaw • u/cryptomelons • Jul 29 '24
Kindness I wish I could cum ketchup so I wouldn't have to buy it
434
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r/monkeyspaw • u/TelevisionPlus8080 • Jul 04 '24
Kindness I wish all human-to-human violence would stop immediately and never start again.
484
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r/monkeyspaw • u/hoodgothx • Sep 22 '24
Kindness I wish all humans were inherently morally good.
554
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r/monkeyspaw • u/cryptomelons • Aug 02 '24
Kindness I wish YouTubers would stop grooming children
590
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r/monkeyspaw • u/NolansBallSack • Jul 05 '24
Kindness I wish nobody could lie on the internet
451
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Leather_Contract_602 • Jun 15 '24
Kindness I wish that s**ual assault, r*pe, etc never happen(ed), ever, at any point in the world
434
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r/monkeyspaw • u/grellsperiodbl0od • Jul 18 '24
Kindness I wish kids at my school weren't homophobic and racist assholes
364
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r/monkeyspaw • u/awkwardly_competent • Jul 02 '24
Kindness I wish for all dogs to go to heaven.
377
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r/monkeyspaw • u/NayutaGG • Aug 10 '24
Kindness I wish all people were androgynous hermaphrodites: no sexism, no gender roles, just equal love.
395
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Real-Bookkeeper9455 • Jul 09 '24
Kindness I wish every homeless person gets a house, and everyone who has a house keeps their house
479
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r/monkeyspaw • u/psychoticwaffle2 • Jan 18 '25
Kindness I wish to give every poor person exactly $5,000.
221
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Frosty-Perception-18 • Aug 07 '24
Kindness I wish that all incels would find a partner
279
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r/monkeyspaw • u/YanteTheIri • Jan 23 '25
Kindness I wish for every time when someone wants to play a boardgame and does not have enough players or simply wants more, a spirit of boardgames would appear and play with them without cheating. After the game ends, the spirit thanks them for the game and dissappear.
764
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Alkali915 • May 15 '24
Kindness I wish every trans person in the world immediately, effortlessly, and painlessly transitioned to the opposite of the AGAB
357
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r/monkeyspaw • u/LuckyLMJ • Jul 17 '24
Kindness I wish for all forms of discrimination based on race, gender, etc. to no longer exist
320
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r/monkeyspaw • u/fakemonMCfan • Jun 05 '24
Kindness I wish every human being became asexual and aromantic, ending overpopulation.
280
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r/monkeyspaw • u/JD_Kreeper • Aug 03 '24
Kindness I wish all nuclear weapons were deleted from existence.
263
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ilogical_Logic64 • Aug 07 '24
Kindness I wish there was a hell for pedos to burn in.
283
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Own_Representative81 • Jul 14 '24
Kindness I wish my girlfriend would feel good about herself and her body
416
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