r/monsterhunterrage • u/Ok-Cycle-6245 • 1d ago

ADVANCED RAGE Not talking about "difficulty" BS

THE FUCKING GOLD CROWN SHITTY ASS FUCKING GARBAGE RATES. 3 HOURS NOT ONE FUCKING GOLD CROWN HIRABAMI. 17 RESETS NOT A SINGLE FUCKING THING. I'VE KILLED OVER 30 OF THESE FUCKASS SHITTY ASS BORING ASS BITCHES AND NONE OF THEM WERE BIG. "but why do you keep fighting them" BECAUSE IS STARTED JOINING OTHERS BECAUSE I GOT TIRED OF DOING IT BY MYSELF. THIS SLINKY, FLOPPY, ANNOYING, BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER IS THE MOST GARBAGE ASS MONSTER IN THE FULL GAME. FUCK YOU HIRABAMI YOU PUNK ASS BITCH.

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u/Slim1604 1d ago

👆🏻 good rage.

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u/MrJackfruit Second-Rate Hunter Greatsword|PC 1d ago

This shit was annoying when I was crown farming Gore and Uth, hate Silver crowns so much, its the game going "Congratulations, you almost got it" Fuck you, why even bother with that information, if its not gold, don't tell me shit because it literally does not matter.

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u/Ok-Cycle-6245 1d ago

So real. Like just remove it from the game at this point 

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u/factually_accurate_1 22h ago

Good rage friend. Try this it helped me a lot.

SOS. Sort by low difficulty. Check quest host. If someone HR100+ doing low difficulty quest with shit rewards, it's most likely a crown.

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u/Ok-Cycle-6245 22h ago

I'll try that 

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u/poyotron4000 6h ago

Oh so thats why randos from my lobbies join my quests so often lol

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u/lethalWeeb 1d ago

Me and my friend both searched for 3 full days before we found the mini Yian Kit Ku. Gold crown was the first one we found lmao

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u/Ok-Cycle-6245 1d ago

Insane fact. I found 4 mini Crown hirabami before a found a SILVER CROWN. 

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u/absoluteunit9999999 7h ago

Are you using your binoculars to check sizes before hunts, Ibwould imagine so but might as well ask.

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u/Ok-Cycle-6245 7h ago

Yes, that's the frustrating part. I found 5 silver crowns and 3 small crowns before I finally got the wet paper flying kite I was looking for.

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u/absoluteunit9999999 6h ago

Ah, well to make your find a bit a better, I STILL haven't found a crowned hirabami either way so you got a rare one. If you ever want some random crowns you might not have I would be more than willing to give you some.

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u/Ok-Cycle-6245 6h ago

I'm sorry then, I got both of them and wanted it to be over so bad I just up and killed them in a field survey.

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u/absoluteunit9999999 6h ago

Oh don't feel bad I wasn't offering a trade, I'm still hunting them anyways. I don't trade crowns, if anyone needs a crown I am more than willing to just take someone on my investigations.

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u/Ok-Cycle-6245 6h ago

I wasn't trying to trade I would have just given it to you so you don't have to go through the B's I did.

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u/absoluteunit9999999 6h ago

Ah ok, I'm just used to people trading rather than being generous my b.

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u/ilikeike58 16m ago

Warranted. Hirabami is hands down the worst fight

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u/Ok-Cycle-6245 6m ago

Not challenging, not really anything. Makes you realize there's only two misses on the roster (I'll always despise gravios, even though I got both his crowns in 15 minutes)

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u/cainreliant MHRage Moderator 4h ago

GOD THIS BUT FUCKING DOSHAGUMA INSTEAD 💀

WHY CANT YOU BE TINY YOU UGLY BEAR DOG

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u/Ok-Cycle-6245 2h ago

Found one in the scarlet forest if that helps.