r/morbidquestions 3d ago

is there a legit way to hire a hitman/assassin?

okay hear me out. i do not want to hire a hitman or assassin and i would never seek one out. i do not advocate the murder of the common people

anyways. that being said. is there? i know a lot of "hitman for hires" are like. set ups and undercover stuff. but like assassin is a real profession to a degree right? im assuming taking an actual hit out on someone requires personal connections with said hitman? but like im so curious if there's an actual way your average run of the mill person could find one. i know some people try to carry out assassinations moreso of their own volition without any outside encouragement so i guess that's why im curious like is it possible to genuinely find one on a dark web sort of thing or would those be setups too? i hope this doesn't go against the rules. im not genuinely asking or how to do it im just curious if there Is a way

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u/LingeringSentiments 3d ago

usually its just a guy you know

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u/adan1207 3d ago

From a Cumtown - Podcast

“Yeah, I’ll do it. I got a guy.”

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u/thatskindofcringe 3d ago

love cumtown

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u/Shitp0st_Supreme 3d ago

I’m guessing it’s just people that know somebody and through gangs or cartels.

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u/stupidfock 3d ago

It is possible, especially in South America and some parts of Mexico. However the more common route would be to find someone with little to lose, down on their luck, where $50k is gonna change their entire life. People will do a lot for that kinda thing.

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u/Eat-Playdoh 3d ago

Wtf do you think legit means exactly? 🗿

P.S. - Nice try FBI.

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u/MacintoshEddie 3d ago

I imagine that trying to hire hitmen is basically a dating service for agencies. You meet up in a diner, get to know each other, you show your badge, they show their badge, you both have a laugh about it and then decide whose motel to go back to.

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u/QuestionableDemogorg 9h ago

sorry lmao i just used legit for emphasis. probably should've used actual instead

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u/Kirito619 3d ago

In South america you can just go to a gang and hire a sicario.

In western world it's harder because it's easier for them to get caught so no one will take the job unless it's a furtune. Best chance is to know someone from a crime ridden area

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u/Necessary_Device452 3d ago

I am surprised I had to read this far to see a reference to the availability of South-American hit men.

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u/Best_Confection_8788 3d ago

It’s like in the movie Horrible Bosses. You hire a guy off Craigslist that is advertising their “wet work” services.

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u/perplexiglass 3d ago

Yes, send me $5000usd and I'll tell you.

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u/perksofbeingcrafty 3d ago

I’ve heard people can hire them through the dark net, but you never hear about that in the news. In the news, it’s always just some guy someone knew

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u/cbflowers 3d ago

Call AC/DC

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u/Macnsmak 3d ago

Can confirm. What’s really nice is that they are dirt cheap too.

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u/maxy0007 2d ago

That's only for dirty deeds though.

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u/Macnsmak 2d ago

I believe in the song he pretty much talks about hired assassination as part of the dirty deeds

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u/LocationAcademic1731 3d ago

Funny this post happens the same day I learned about Dalia Dippolito and her dumb plan to kill her husband. So glad she got caught.

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u/Ionlydateteachers 3d ago

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u/saphyu 3d ago

On apple only? Any other platforms?

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u/Ionlydateteachers 2d ago

Probably all of them,it’s called the Kill List and it’s produced by Wondery. there are a few podcast by that name or similar names, but only one by one by Wondery

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u/QuestionableDemogorg 8h ago

i love podcasts!! will definitely check this out

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u/pippipdoodilydoo 3d ago

Work for the CIA or certain branches of the military

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u/librarypunk1974 3d ago

Isn’t there still a dark web?

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u/Hair-Help-Plea 3d ago

Yep, but hiring a hit man if you don’t know what you’re doing is a great way to lose your money and go to prison, while your target just continues to blissfully live their life, lol

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u/Over9000Zeros 3d ago

Small time guys like you and I wouldn't be able to find someone reliable. They'd probably do a sloppy job and rat you out for less prison time.

If you had millions, I'm sure there's a network you could tap into if you asked questions like you weren't a fed. But there are many shooters in prison, so it can be achieved.

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u/guesswho502 3d ago

Do you mean legal or just possible? It’s definitely possible, but not legally

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u/ReynardVulpini 3d ago

Please google the hilarious six man hitman conga line situation that happened in china. There are always ways to hire people to do fucked up shit but there is obviously no quality control in contract crime, so……

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u/Personmchumanface 3d ago

assassin is not a real profession to any degree unless you're working for a government

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u/drewmana 3d ago

Define “legit” for us

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u/QuestionableDemogorg 8h ago

it was poor wording on my part. i didn't mean legal or like in a professional setting, i just used legit in place of actual

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u/Chemical_Western3021 3d ago

I’ve seen about every episode of date line and honestly, it’s gotta be a LONG game, throw momma from a train kind of situation and even then, cell towers and motive and that one person that can confirm you were their enemy smh

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u/Cheetocarnitas 3d ago

You mean the people that killed Jeffery Epstein

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u/LiveReplicant 3d ago

Underworld folk would have contacts that would undoubtedly be able to find someone reliable and experienced, but with CCTV everywhere and DNA, it would be much harder to get away with it in the long run, now.

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u/P-W-L 3d ago

Well yeah. We call them "army"

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u/somedepression 3d ago

There used to be this organization called the mafia, and they had guys who did this kind of work for hire.

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u/JessyNyan 3d ago

People have tried finding some on the darkweb. This has resulted in several arrests since some undercover police posed as hitmen.

The way you find anything off the records is always the same. Word of mouth. You know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who does [insert random service you may require that the law would not be happy about]

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u/boneskull 2d ago

the common people? what about the aristocracy??

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u/NoPraline9807 2d ago

Police, yes, this one right here. Jk. It'd be harder in a place with internet constantly monitored, in places with good infrastructure in the internet. Either bribe  someone with nothing to lose, or go to the dark web if you want to risk it. Chances of getting caught without major connections, very high. Or go to organized crime, again risky and you need connections.

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u/-imagenotfound 1d ago

It exists but it's illegal and a regular person would be more likely to get robbed than to find a criminal willing to take orders from them.

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u/RoundCollection4196 1d ago edited 1d ago

In the west, no an average person is not hiring a professional killer. In third world countries, you would still need to be involved in criminal circles or know people who are. Average people are generally not able to just hire killers, you need to be in the business and running with gangs and shit

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u/OldSheepherder4990 1d ago

If you're in the US you can just call 911

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u/TsunamiJim 3d ago

I done it. It's possible to find one if you look hard enough.

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u/jericho138 3d ago

Ask Dahlia Dippolito

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u/scarredbutsmiling 3d ago

Writing research eh? It's always fun when you need to look up details that are just. Turbo Sketchy lmao

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u/GraphicDesignMonkey 3d ago

LakeCityQuietPills.com

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u/Carnitopia-is-sad 3d ago

There was some case a couple years ago where someone hired someone else to kill their spouce, it fell through and they got caught. But it's definitely something that could happen. Not likely, as in this age its near impossible to do something like that repeatedly- and those who want to kill just do it, not wait for someone to pay them?

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u/Able-Bar-7748 3d ago

Probably? Not legally, but legitimately sure.

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u/INeedANerf 3d ago

I'd imagine any potential hitman would either have to be someone in a gang or someone that you know who's sketchy enough to kill someone for money.

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u/BradyvonAshe 3d ago

I know a Guy that tryed to Hire an Assassin to Kill himself just to try an train himself to get stronger,

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u/physicalkat 2d ago

Look up the silk road on YouTube.. that'll answer ask your questions