r/movies • u/Reptarxking • 2d ago

Trailer Superman | Sneak Peek

https://youtu.be/xFU8U4UVUBs
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u/FunkYeahPhotography 2d ago

Me watching Krypto take a shit on my car which instantly destroys it:

Supes: "Sorry, he is learning."

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u/Ares__ 2d ago

If you pick up the turd are you worthy like thor?

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u/lukewwilson 2d ago

Nah, you use it to power your dark matter engine

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u/Ares__ 2d ago

Nibbler is that you?

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u/Statement-Acceptable 2d ago

To shreds you say?

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u/beegtuna 2d ago

What’s a matter compressor?

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u/chaotic4059 2d ago

Nothings the mater Fry! Now that I’ve turbo charged the matter compressor!

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u/Darth-Chimp 2d ago

I don't know, what a matter with you?

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u/SmellMyFingerMel 2d ago

Pissing like a firehose

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u/NemesIce83 2d ago

Could Superman even pick it up after? Not sure if Krypto-shite might kill him 🤔

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u/getsangryatsnails 2d ago

Can the stream slash through the oak tree in my front yard?