r/movies • u/Reptarxking • 2d ago

Trailer Superman | Sneak Peek

https://youtu.be/xFU8U4UVUBs
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u/TheHeroicLionheart 2d ago

The number of times my dog has used my testicles as a launch pad because someone walked past my house is going to be the reason i dont have kids.

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u/Disco11 2d ago

Legitimately just happened while reading this thread.... My neighbor got a pizza delivered and my pup had thoughts that he wanted to share about it.

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u/geek_of_nature 2d ago edited 1d ago

A couple days ago my 30 kg dog who still thinks she's a puppy jumped up onto my lap when I was lying on the couch. One of her paws landed directly in my crotch.

I'm glad I already have a daughter (who found the whole thing hilarious by the way) otherwise I don't think I'd be having any more kids.

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u/scullys_alien_baby 2d ago edited 1d ago

my vizsla has testicle seeking rear paws, I swear she goes out of her way to stomp on them

still love that lady (here she is in her safe place after hearing fireworks, she did not want to go on a walk)

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u/Albert_Caboose 1d ago

Pets know where your balls are. My 11lb cat manages to put two tons of pressure into his paws when he stands on my lap

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u/avalnation6988 1d ago

Wait… is it your DECISION to not have kids or are you not having kids because your dog smashed your testicles too many times? 😂