r/movies r/Movies contributor 2d ago

Poster New Poster for 'Lilo & Stitch'

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u/helpmeredditimbored 2d ago

Stitch taking over the entire company

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u/KingMario05 2d ago

Good. Can't do any worse...

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u/127-0-0-0 2d ago

The bar has been set so low that I’m surprised they are digging trenches to get under it.

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u/grammar_nazi_zombie 1d ago

They’ve lowered it so far that it’s under the city (“the utilidors”) under Disney world

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u/PugLove69 2d ago

Should’ve given him the infinity gauntlet

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u/fezfrascati 1d ago

It's okay, they'll bring Iger back within a year.

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u/gearwest11 2d ago

Lmao Disney owns everything amirite guys!1!!1!1

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u/WHALE_BOY_777 2d ago

Yeah the marketing was cute when the original came out and he was invading other Disney properties as a gag but it feels really forced when they're trying to add star wars and marvel to the joke.

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u/ratliker62 2d ago

disney's MO for the past 8ish years has been "look at all the things we own! look at the thing you recognize! buy buy buy!"

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u/FullMotionVideo 2d ago edited 2d ago

Even classical 'Disneyana' hardcores who gush about everything Walt kind of cringe when someone puts Darth Vader and Spider-Man on the same platform with the mouse.

Though Michael Eisner was heavily criticized by fans and Walt Disney's nephew he was very deliberate about isolating the traditional Disney entities away from his expansions into territories that were unseemly to that image. Disney could both be your gee-willakers content saint as a studio while the corporation quietly makes millions from R-rated films about sex and drugs.

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u/RichEvans4Ever 1d ago

I mean… if it ain’t broke…

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u/VancouverMethCoyote 2d ago

They did the same with Ralph Breaks the Internet. What a terrible sequel to a great film.

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u/Vidiot79 2d ago

I liked the scene with the princesses but that’s about it.

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u/BoingBoingBooty 2d ago

That was pretty funny, but it's only funny once, they can't keep doing it.

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u/MichaeltheSpikester 1d ago

Ralph: Going Turbo is bad.

Vanellope: Going Turbo isn't bad

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u/x-Justice 2d ago

Disney doesn't own Pinterest, google or ebay.

Ralph breaks the internet was about...the internet. It wasn't about Disney properties being shown.

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u/speyvan93 2d ago

Rare case where the 2nd one was better than the first. First one was terrible.

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u/futch_blat 2d ago

Absolutely insane take

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u/omnipotentmonkey 2d ago

I'd sooner believe this guy watched the films in the wrong order than believe he actually thinks the second film is better.

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u/omnipotentmonkey 2d ago

You might find about 0.0001% of people backing you on that one,

original is extremely beloved, second is despised.

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u/VancouverMethCoyote 2d ago

In what universe is Ralph Breaks the Internet better than Wreck It Ralph lol

The sequel ruined the character growth for both Vanellope and Ralph from the first film and was just chock full of "look at how much Disney owns!" advertising.

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u/Beefy-Boi 2d ago

Rage bait used to be believable

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u/speyvan93 2d ago

I legit think the 2nd one is better. I’m sorry I have a different opinion than all of you. My goodness

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u/RikoZerame 1d ago

So I'm going to be daring and ask...why do you think it's better?

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u/ThingCalledLight 2d ago

It’s no more or less forced now than it was then.

We’re just older and more cynical.

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u/Arthurlurk1 1d ago

The top 5 names in IP history, fox, Pixar, marvel, Star Wars, and Aladdin!

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u/Rejestered 1d ago

Most predictable top comment ever.

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u/AncestralSpirit 2d ago

The !!11!!1 thing will soon be thing if the past lol. How everyone is on their mobile :)

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u/jayeddy99 2d ago

I’m so upset people are eating this up like it’s on the same level as the originals trailers . It’s not. They are just doing posters . The OG had fully animated scenes of stitch in the movies. If they had the budget and brought out the live action cast for these I would of been ecstatic

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u/The_Peeping_Peter 1d ago

A clip of Thor calling his hammer only to see stitch riding it, coming at him in full force would be hilarious

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u/ThePreciseClimber 2d ago

Yeah, that shit was amazing.

Not doing live-action trailers featuring The Little Mermaid, Beauty & the Beast, Aladdin and The Lion King is so lame.

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u/RichEvans4Ever 1d ago

Counterpoint: I don’t want to see those movies ever again, not even clips of them with Stitch.

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u/OldOutlandishness434 1d ago

I thought the live action Aladdin was fun

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u/PyroKid883 1d ago

Shit was Bollywood-tier

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u/cesarxp2 1d ago

I've liked most of them so far 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/KiwiPieEater 2d ago

THANK YOU!

everyone one keeps gushing about "how disney is doing the tongue and cheek marketing using their existing films thing"

These are tacky, cheap, watered down versions of what we got 20+ years ago.

Disney needs to do better if they want to hit the nostalgic vibes with fans.

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u/Rejestered 1d ago

If they had the budget

You just answered your own criticism.

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u/OldOutlandishness434 1d ago

"Would have" not "would of"

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u/520throwaway 1d ago

While I can see your point, I can also see why they're not doing the exact same thing.

It is much easier to get Disney animators to clone a scene with soundalikes than it is to negotiate stuff with real world actors and re-do expensive live-action-level CGI for the sake of a trailer.

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u/compaqdeskpro 1d ago

They are just checking to see if they should keep working on it or just kill it, because for all the marketing efforts in the world they don't know what audiences want.

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u/Affectionate-Guess13 2d ago edited 2d ago

The original campain had actual new animated footage of Stitch messing up iconic Disney films.

These poster all look like they got a designer to make them at 3pm on Friday.

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u/MisogynyisaDisease 2d ago edited 2d ago

And some Disney stans are downvoting anyone who dares say it out loud, this poster is really ugly. Not only is it ugly, but its a really soulless recreation of one of their most successful ad campaigns.

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u/ItIsAboutABicycle 2d ago

So they're not only remaking their entire back catalogue, but also remaking their old marketing campaigns. Jesus wept.

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u/Zekumi 2d ago

I really and truly think this poster looks terrible. What is going on at Disney that they can’t even make a half-decent poster anymore?

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u/cotsy93 1d ago

Honestly it looks like a shitty AI prompt because why would you pay a person to do good work?

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u/hanburgundy 2d ago

Disney really pushing to frame their consolidation efforts as a silly little in-joke for the fans.

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u/Heavy-Possession2288 2d ago

They’ve been doing that for a while. Multiple Simpsons shorts and Deadpool and Wolverine come to mind.

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u/WhiteWolf3117 2d ago

Simpsons ones were charming at least.

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u/crome66 2d ago

The Simpsons ones feel like the crew was forced to make them at gunpoint

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u/LADYBIRD_HILL 2d ago

This is the exact marketing campaign they ran for the original but with all the stuff they own now that they didn't before.

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u/Kyro_Official_ 2d ago

We dont use our brains here bud

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u/TomClancy5873 2d ago

You guys just have to turn everything into a negative

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u/UnderratedEverything 2d ago

Silly blue alien thinks he can out-Deadpool Deadpool

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u/DeadOrcSociety 2d ago

Unpopular opinion but it’d be an even cooler movie if Stitch was hand drawn into live action, Who Framed Roger Rabbit style.

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u/GooneyBird36 2d ago

Isn't it super adorable how this company owns everything

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u/lutello 2d ago

New poster for corporate CG nostalgia slop

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u/KingMario05 2d ago

Don't ask questions, just consume product

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u/m48a5_patton 1d ago

Puts on sunglasses

CONSUME. REPRODUCE.

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u/Bjorktrast 2d ago

What are next?

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u/KingMario05 2d ago

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST CONSUME PRODUCT

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u/emielaen77 2d ago

That teaser was cute. This is very lame.

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u/Ash__Williams 2d ago

How much until with see a poster with Stitch and Deadpool?

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u/gladline 2d ago

Obvious Stitch IS Deadpool

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u/Upbeat_Tension_8077 2d ago

FX: What did I do to be forgotten?

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u/Doom_and_Gloom91 2d ago

This looks AI generated

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u/DontBanMe_IWasJoking 2d ago

??? the ad is "hey we own a lot of IP!" coooooooool

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u/Meitantei_Serinox 2d ago

The original animated movie had a poster with the same tagline which showed many older animated Disney movie characters being weirded out by Stitch, so this is a callback.

This one.

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u/AustinTanius 2d ago

But that old one makes sense. It's Disney "created" characters. Heck a lot of animated Disney moves had call backs or references to other Disney Animated movies. The new one is just stuff from different IPs they bought.

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u/MysteriousHat14 2d ago

And?

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u/Ekra_Fleetfoot 2d ago

What do you mean "and"?
The stuff portrayed in the poster are all studios that were bought by Disney, studios that had produced original works of their own beforehand.

On the surface, this is a neat callback to the theatrical poster for the version of the film that came out before Disney bought Pixar. And Marvel... and 20th Century Fox... and Lucasfilm.... This poster... it's a perversion of the original. It is a soulless carbon-copy devoid of character.

What purpose does this film serve when the animated film it is based upon still exists??

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u/Eject_The_Warp_Core 2d ago

I like a callback in theory, but not with just all the stuff Disney owns. Maybe they could have done something like the original with the live action remake characters? Not sure thats much better tho

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u/MclovinsHomewrecker 2d ago

Disney loves twisting the knife at 20th Century lol

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u/Dum_bimtch 1d ago

The meta, self-referential thing is so played out and exhausting. We get it Disney, you own everything.

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u/Markus_Bond 1d ago

Wow I hate this

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u/-And-Peggy- 2d ago

This poster feels soulless to me

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u/SRed16 1d ago

Where are the antitrust people 😔

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u/nicolasb51942003 2d ago

Marketing continues to not disappoint.

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u/MisogynyisaDisease 2d ago

Jesus this poster is ugly.

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u/jetsetmike 2d ago

This is pretty tacky

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u/fondue4kill 2d ago

Stitch is stronger than Thanos confirmed. Stitch is now a multiversal level threat.

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u/ContinuumGuy 2d ago

Man the new episode of The Studio is wild.

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u/ReddiTrawler2021 2d ago

What an honest poster.

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u/AwesomePossum_1 2d ago

Stitch continues to look awful.

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u/shoutme 1d ago

The shadows are way off! Can someone please fix this, it's triggering me :(

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u/horizon_games 1d ago

Going hard on every piece of possible nostalgia to try to squeeze more money from manchildren

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u/Master_Bruce 1d ago

Trite much?

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u/bazaarzar 1d ago

We got all the IP

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u/FrontSun1867 1d ago

There is so much live action in this image.  How did they fit it all on one poster?

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u/MichaeltheSpikester 1d ago

On May 23rd, I'll be watching the original animated 2002 film just to spite Disney in their faces how pointless these lifeless carbon copies of the original are! :D

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u/Taman_Should 1d ago

Every promotion for this movie looks soulless and AI-generated. 

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u/nigevellie 1d ago

Yeah, milk that IP. MILK IT!

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u/Cazmonster 1d ago

The 'edgy' poster would be Stitch hassling Deadpool.

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u/PokeMaple 1d ago

"Look at all the things we own!!" Fuck off Disney

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u/SonicTheHedgehog99 1d ago

Best poster yet, love those references

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u/7stringsleepy 1d ago

I legitimately don’t want this. If I’m wrong so be it

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u/soufboundpachyderm 15h ago

I hate Disney so much

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u/CyanLight9 2d ago

This is Disney being subtle.

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u/Dantheman410 2d ago

What flex, lol

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u/NaughtyGaymer 2d ago

I hate that the movie is live action but everything on the poster is fake.

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u/Zekumi 2d ago

Uninspired, Disney

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u/DaddyKongRacing86 2d ago

My lord. Does anyone know fun anymore? Christ.

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u/Nateddog21 2d ago

I will be seeing this multiple times thank you very much

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u/Enjoy-the-sauce 2d ago

I like how they’ve buried the Fox branding entirely.

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u/Droptopbummer 2d ago

You're my boy blue

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u/Blood-StarvedBeats 2d ago

Booooooooo 👎

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u/AssemblagePoint420 2d ago

🎶M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E🎶

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u/Simba_Rah 2d ago

Two in mine actually, and they always seem to ruin special occasions.

Why is the tagline a quote from The Lion King?

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u/PenguinOfEternity 2d ago

More like 'Stitch' because I don't see the former in any of these posters yet

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u/tiktoktic 1d ago

It’s the same way the original was advertised..

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u/TiEmEnTi 1d ago

Lilo and Stitch is my and my kids favourite Disney movie. Odds we will pay to see this, 0%.

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u/indicawestwood 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm excited highkey

edit: who sent me reddit cares for this??? 😭

God forbid a stoner gets excited about a movie coming out

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u/Puterboy1 2d ago

Disney should seriously sell 20th Century back to Fox if they want more competition.

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u/nondescriptun 2d ago

Going the Deadpool route eh?

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u/Additional-Natural49 2d ago

I can’t tell if I like or hate this poster

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u/Promech 2d ago

I actually like this poster a lot, and would get it if it’s available at the theater when I go see it. I wouldn’t go out of my way to get it, but if I saw it I would definitely hang it up. 

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u/SoKrat3s 2d ago

Two in mine, actually

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u/CardcaptorEd859 2d ago

Simpsons did it

...Oh, yeah also Deadpool did it

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u/ccie6861 1d ago

Why does that poster give me a weird “communist propaganda” vibe? Like the big red star and the hat and the color selection. Just feels like it should be in Russian abd hanging on the brick wall of an empty bakery somewhere cold.

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u/TatersTot 2d ago

What reference is the dragon ball?

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u/half_jase 2d ago

That's the Pixar Ball.

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u/Fluffy-Twist984 2d ago

Pixar I think?

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u/Calm_Memories 2d ago

Yeah, confused too