r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Dexter_Naman • 20h ago

Rare Devil Sunrise appears in multiple countries across earth

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u/Balbuto 19h ago

Been saying this for awhile and it won’t end well for the evangelistic Christian’s that can’t see the beast for what it is. They’ve been led astray

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u/Healing_Grenade 18h ago

I think they did it on purpose to speed up the end times... Not how the end times work but evangelicals are mouth breathers and/or monsters

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u/aspidities_87 17h ago

I never thought Satan would eat MY face!

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u/user_name_unknown 11h ago

My evangelical mom used to tell me how it was the end time pretty much up to the point I moved out. That’s a hell of a thing to tell a kid. Growing up thinking the world is about to end. BTW it didn’t happen.

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u/Healing_Grenade 7h ago

Yes exactly- I don't have to think of the future because the end of days will obviously be in my lifetime.

As someone raised super christian and now an agnostic, how trump survived that first assassination, everything about it. There was that split second thought 'oh no it's real and he's the antichrist...he even look like a slightly melted nicole carpathia, this can't be real life'

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u/Pretz_ 16h ago

Imagine hating joke Satan worshippers so much that you summon real Satan to accelerate their demise

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u/blahblah19999 15h ago

You said the Beast!! Take my upvotes!!!