r/nostalgia 1d ago

Nostalgia What have they done to Barney..

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I noticed this display at Walmart today, I had no idea they had rebooted the show, I’m not sure how to feel about a CGI Barney and Friends

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u/LeakyNalgene 1d ago

Look how they massacred my boy

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u/RicoLoco404 1d ago

Ozempic Barney looks insane

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u/Jolly-Explanation439 1d ago

He looks like he is a drug addict

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u/tylerlong666 1d ago

That’s crazy LOL

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u/lovesickjones 1d ago

Beat me to it lol

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u/hokie47 1d ago

It is amazing stuff. We should all get it to bankrupt United Healthcare.

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u/mollykatd 1d ago

Look how they yassified my boy

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u/yallknowme19 1d ago

Even Yoshified him, you could say

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u/TrannosaurusRegina 1d ago

Ahahahahaha

Amazing and true!

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u/TheRtHonLaqueesha early 90s 1d ago

The Cocomelon disease got him.

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u/ReleventReference 1d ago

I said that to my fiancée earlier when I showed her the art style for original Ben10 vs new.

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u/FatnessEverdeen34 early 90s 1d ago

Someone needs to pay for their crimes

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u/TandemSegue 1d ago

Boy is geeked af look at those pupils

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken 1d ago

They no longer have to pay a guy in a suit

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u/Sconebad 1d ago

Instead they just paid a bunch of guys in Asia slave wages to animate him.

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken 1d ago

Still probably cheaper

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u/XxxGoldDustWomanxxX 1d ago

lol beat me to it

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u/Lady-Yaya 1d ago

Ozempic strikes again

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u/ButterscotchButtons 1d ago

Buccal fat removal

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u/Electric_Nachos 1d ago

Upper and lower blepharoplasty.

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u/yawhol_my_dear 1d ago

he evolved into a frog

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u/GBC_Fan_89 1d ago

He legit looks like the reboot Frogger on PS2 from the 2000s.

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u/Busch_Leaguer Spuds Mackenzie 1d ago

Memory unlocked

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u/Ok-Potato-4774 1d ago

Crazy Frog, that weird CGI frog from circa 2003 that came with an annoying song.

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u/BodyBagSlam 1d ago

Oh wow! He really does. I would have never put that together if you hadn’t noted it but now I can’t unsee it.

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u/twennyjuan 1d ago

“McGoogles is me name. I like a swampy log. It’s time to play a game with your favorite highland frog!”

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u/DESTRUCTI0NAT0R 1d ago

Fucking Jurassic Park lineage Barney.

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u/zombies-and-coffee 1d ago

Come on, man, that's an insult to Jurassic Park. This... thing... is way worse than just prehistorically inaccurate dinosaurs and a movie that doesn't match well enough with the plot of the book.

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u/AlanThicke99 1d ago

Life, uhhh…. Finds a way.

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u/yallknowme19 1d ago

Barney final form

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u/jojokittn 1d ago

He looks so weird!

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u/snarkmcsnarksnark 1d ago

Why does everything have to have giant eyes? They did this to My Little Pony, too.

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u/SplatDragon00 1d ago

Giant eyes come across as childish and friendly

Unfortunately

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u/Keyboardpaladin 1d ago

It's also associated with cuteness. See: anime

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u/Royal-Ad8796 1d ago edited 21h ago

It doesn’t even remind me of anime and Im avid anime watcher 😭 * Edited to fix the right word

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u/Demdolans 1d ago

I think it's also for toy manufacturing. The new Barney design looks way easier to mold into toys.

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u/gcwardii 1d ago

Barney just looks really surprised now

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u/Driver3 early 00s 1d ago

At least in MLPs, that was because the art style was directly influenced by anime and thus made sense for the big eyes. It looks less weird on 2D characters than it does 3D ones.

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u/put_your_skates_on 1d ago

As a parent of young kids, it is so hard to find dolls/female figurine characters that don't have huge eyes/lashes and coloured eyeliner. Bleh.

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u/RoseyDove323 1d ago

Winnie the pooh and friends still have the small eyes. But I'm sure if they had been invented now, they wouldn't.

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u/Snackolotl 1d ago

Basic animation principle, big eyes were expressive and easy to work with. It also probably helps them to teach kids more nonverbal communication cues.

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u/Maddox121 1d ago

Because it attracts children somehow

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u/DreadPirateGriswold 1d ago

Maybe got him a better dental plan?

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u/ronchee1 1d ago

Dental plan?

Lisa needs braces

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u/PLSUSA 1d ago

“Dental plan! Lisa needs braces.”

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u/Busch_Leaguer Spuds Mackenzie 1d ago

✏️ 🍑

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u/fffan9391 1d ago

Barney always had good teeth.

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u/lothloloki 1d ago

Yeah I had a jump scare at my local Walmart.

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u/External-Release-737 1d ago

Barney looks like he's seen some shit.

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u/Impressive-Pop-280 1d ago

Well he did die at the Macys parade 

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u/Aro_Space_Ace 1d ago

That Barney has some some things. OG Barney had kind eyes.

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u/Dragooncancer 1d ago

Do you know how to make your eyes kind?

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u/Morlanticator 1d ago

You just taught me to love life again

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u/terrajules 1d ago

Tbh I’m just surprised that Barney is still a thing. I thought everyone hated him now lol I haven’t seen Barney stuff in years

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u/jbear812 1d ago

Looks more like gullah gullahs cousin

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u/Usoppdaman 1d ago

Don’t insult Gullah Gullah like that

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u/iwasaunicorn 20h ago

Put some respect on his name. It's Binyah Binyah. Gullah Gullah was the name of the island.

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u/itsagoodtime 1d ago

This Barney hosts a podcast and drinks Olipop.

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u/Ok_Relation_3218 1d ago

Barney got a BBL and has been wearing a waist trainer or something lol 😝

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u/OrangeClyde 1d ago

Wtf?? Not my Barney 😒

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u/Shy-Prey 1d ago

It reminds me of what they've done to Strawberry Shortcake now 😭

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u/KentuckyFriedEel 1d ago

He looks like a gameshow host now

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u/BillCharming1905 1d ago

They introduced him to adderral or meth. Unless he’s intermittent fasting and doing cross fit

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u/Atomaurus 1d ago

I mean, the original Barney was nightmare fuel

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u/Hereiamhereibe2 1d ago

I saw this a couple days ago lol. Honestly it made me pretty happy to see that name again. I immediately started reciting the song to my heavily embarrassed son.

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u/Dan_Berg Turtle Power! 1d ago

🎶I hate you, you hate me, let's hang Barney from a tree! Poke his eyes out and stab him in the head, aren't you glad that Barney's dead!

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u/Veritech_ early 80s 1d ago

“Show us your heart hands!”

No Barney, I don’t think I will.

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u/RogerRabbit79 1d ago

Did everyone have that song they would sing to make fun of him or was that just my school?

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u/Tyfereth 1d ago

Not superdeedoopidee

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u/HopocalypseNow 1d ago

Hide the Pain Barney.

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u/nighthawke75 1d ago

My late father took a stuffed Barney, fashioned a noose for it and left it sitting on the dashboard for the whole world to see. He had a special hate for it.

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u/futuristicplatapus 1d ago

Cocain is a hellava drug hehahaheha

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u/Cosmic_Candy_ 1d ago

And WHY did they take away Baby Bop’s ballet slippers! Like what the hell.

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u/Zeddiebear 1d ago

Ozempic Barney looks unwell

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u/UmSureOkYeah 1d ago

The whole charm(?) thing of Barney was that it was a live actor(s).

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u/Monster_Voice 1d ago

Ozempic also got old Chuck down at Charles Entertainment Cheese's Child Casino and Pizza Saloon.

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u/ilikeme1 1d ago

He goes by Charles E Fromage now. I am stealing Charles Entertainment Cheese's Child Casino and Pizza Saloon now too though.

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u/muznskwirl 1d ago

I can still hear, “lemme break it down for you Barney style” in my head from my time in the USMC.

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u/Routine_Tea_3262 1d ago

The stardom got to him … cocaine.

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u/couchtamer 1d ago

Was just talking about Barney last night. My granddaughter, 1yr old, is obsessed with Bluey. That's all we watch, that's all that's on the TV when they're here. My daughter was complaining of being tired of watching all day every day.... she's got no idea, lol. She loved Barney for about 3-4yrs, 2004-2007. That's all we watched all day, everyday. I love watching bluey with the granddaughter, did not enjoy 3 yrs straight of Barney

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u/SuperGrover8D 1d ago

I love you, you love me.

Look what ozempics done to meeeeee...

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u/allowishus182 1d ago

Brainrotized it looks like.

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u/Paleolithic_US 1d ago

Show us your heart hands? What ——-sh ——-ry is this?

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u/txmail 1d ago

Reminds me of a dude I know who went on Ozempic. He lost a ton of weight but got some weird proportions now, specifically he did not loose the weight in his face so he got a small neck supporting a big head, a normal torso and stick legs.

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u/patattack412 1d ago

Just glad he’s back for a new generation

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u/mavericktiger 1d ago

Why'd they give him the Michael Strahan teeth?

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u/DustSea5994 1d ago

I felt the same about the Chuck E Cheese mascot. Went from a rat smoking a cigar to a more kid-friendly mouse who encouraged fun to a slimmed down mouse-like kid with ADHD.

This art style reminds me of other modern animated models for children shows. They're overly animated to move at 90 frames per second and rarely (if ever) blink... and never. ever. stop. smiling. It's been 17 years since I've actively watched television so whenever a promo featuring an old character with new design pops up, I'm awestruck.

In honesty, I'm amazed Barney is still relevant today. No one had anything positive to say about the original show in 1992. Mr. Roger's Neighborhood was way more popular and educational.

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u/Snackolotl 1d ago

It's on Cartoon Network now and it's utterly terrible, I always thought the whole appeal was that he's in the fursuit and kids could realistically meet Barney with no compromise.

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u/Paperwater17 1d ago

Cocomellon and its consequences on the animation industry, everyone.

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u/doob22 1d ago

I gave my childhood Barney plush to my son. When he saw the new Barney he said “that’s not Barney” and demanded to actually see Barney

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u/eriennexton 1d ago

Is baby bop still a girl dinosaur cause what happened to her bow and blanket and shoes

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u/WhySoSerious37912 1d ago

Great Value brand Barney

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u/Starfall_midnight 1d ago

I’m glad they’re trying to bring him back. Barney taught my disabled son a lot. The show helped him with language, music, and many other concepts. I hope kids enjoy it and parents support it.

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u/spurries 1d ago

Barney has hair, cloth is hairs

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u/ohdeergawd 1d ago

No, it’s not plastic surgery. It’s just filler and a little Botox!

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u/Sea_Risk2195 1d ago

They yassified my boy

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u/qwertythe300th 1d ago

I dont know man this one might be for the better. Barney terrified me

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u/Nimiella ei8hties girl 1d ago

They gave him Botox veneers and pronouns

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u/PaintballPharoah 1d ago

This Barney has seen shit

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u/celtic_thistle 90s 1d ago

There was never such vitriol among Millennials as we felt towards Barney. Rebooting him is asinine.

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u/summerbreeze4545 1d ago

Seems like AI image generation gone awry. Yikes.

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u/bwoah07_gp2 1d ago

It's not just Barney. It's Bob the Builder, it's Thomas, it's Dora, it's—

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u/pandaSmore 1d ago

He got the Shrek treatment.

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u/Beautiful_Noise_ mid 90s 1d ago

NOT MY BOI, BARNEY!!!!!

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u/weinermcgee early 80s 1d ago

Oh wow, they gave him hair. He's like a cloth. Cloth is hairs. It's little tiny hairs. Even his mouth has little hairs. I mean, he's cloth! Cloth is just little hairs.

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u/BrocialCommentary 1d ago

Gimme the fuckin shutter shades we’re gonna do another one.

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u/s34lz 1d ago

He looks like we should check his hard drives. The old barney was the goat. Why do they have to remake everything and ruin it?

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u/JonBob69 1d ago

Kids nowadays couldn’t handle our Barney. Lol

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u/LovelyHatred93 1d ago

For today’s kids the Barney we grew up with would probably seem creepy. Nothing wrong with changing it up for the new generation. I know this is the nostalgia sub, but as adults we need to remember that this isn’t for us anymore.

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u/HolidayInLordran 1d ago

CocoMelon happened. 

Every reboot of an old children's show is now adopting that hideous soulless aesthetic 

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u/DNSGeek 1d ago

Anybody else play the Barney mod for Doom?

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u/MajorCompetitive612 1d ago

You sing that song for 25 years and see what you look like after

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u/reevoknows 1d ago

Why do they do this?

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u/berysax 1d ago

It’s like the Mickey Mouse Club. Not even the same thing now.

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u/NOGOODGASHOLE 1d ago

Botox and Ozempic

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u/DishDry2146 1d ago

it’s the cocomelon eyes

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u/bubba1834 1d ago

Oh no! Barney’s on fire

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u/Ryrose81 1d ago

Looks likes he's on ozempic

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u/hanimal16 1d ago

Where is my creepy, nasally dinosaur?!

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u/cheezbargar 1d ago

That looks like the Wish version of Barney

This is Barnaby

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u/ophaus 1d ago

Looks just as stupid as always, what's the big deal? He wasn't a looker back in the day, either.

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u/IanAbsentia 1d ago

Ozempic Barney. :-(

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u/ipickscabs 1d ago

Looks similar to what they did to Chuck E. Cheese

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u/qwertyconsciousness 1d ago

I think blowjob looks the most different

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u/SlamCakeMasta 1d ago

Got the same makeover Chuck E Cheese did

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u/PatAD 1d ago

Asteroid strike

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u/dddybtv 1d ago

Al Roker looks better with the weight.

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u/duuuuuuuuuumb 1d ago

They lobotomized him 😢

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u/UnusualPete early 90s 1d ago

I hate that everything is getting overly cutesy... 😠

Why can't people let things be?

I'm not a Barney fan, it wasn't part of my childhood or teenage years, but other characters that were like Ben 10, got a complete overhaul that made them look like ass.

What a shame 🤦

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u/Royal-Ad8796 1d ago

This barney looks scary af

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u/SwansongForARaven 1d ago

I hate that snivelling saccharine saurian so goddamn much.

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u/Yayap52 1d ago

Nice alliteration Sir

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u/WolfieVonD 1d ago

He looks like Chomper, the T-Rex that they adopted in land before time

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u/vkapadia 1d ago

Why do all modern versions of characters look creepy af?

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u/Moppo_ 1d ago

Changed him from one creepy purple abomination into another.

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u/Crashurah 1d ago

Question: do people think old style Barney would hold up today? Like guy in suit and everything?

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u/KimKimberly12 1d ago

It’s not your gran’s Barney.

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u/thisisreallyhappenin 1d ago

In the new cartoon they changed the I Love You song lyrics to “I love you, I love me too” instead of “I love you, you love me” lol

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u/Greedy_Switch_6991 1d ago

I think I just threw up in my mouth. What's even the point?

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u/EverythingBOffensive 1d ago

probably sounds way different too

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u/TheRtHonLaqueesha early 90s 1d ago

Oh no, he's been yassified!

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u/Shigeko_Kageyama 1d ago

He's one of those celebrities that's had way too much plastic surgery done.

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u/Valde877 1d ago

Barney and Dora the explorer got cocomelon’d

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u/jayfly12933 1d ago

It's like if you asked for a Barney image to AI

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u/gangstermoon_ 1d ago

Face lift

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u/supermr34 late 90s alt rock 1d ago

What is this shit? OG Barney went hard.

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u/Jb33124 1d ago

no...

nonono...

they couldn't have...

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u/eriennexton 1d ago

He's so cold and bland and generic now. No more of the warm cuddly inspirational Barney.

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u/IceTitan420 1d ago

They broke the Bananas in Pyjamas a while back, too.😡

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u/Yellowpickle23 1d ago

He's seen way too many things, look at those dead eyes.

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u/wootr68 1d ago

Ozembic Barney

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u/FoxArcane 1d ago

He’s on Ozempic

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u/TexasScooter 1d ago

He got a facelift and took wegovy apparently.

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u/notasinglefuckwasgiv 1d ago

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE

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u/monteq75 1d ago

Made him woke /s

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u/CokaYoda 1d ago

“they massacred my boy”

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u/Nose_Ecstatic 1d ago

Looks like they rebranded him to be "cuter"

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u/Odd_Log_9179 1d ago

the new barney actually looks more like a real, eating dinosaur than how the old one did

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u/Ordo_Nekro 1d ago

He looks less repulsive than the 90s version, imo. The plushies look nice but the CG character himself looks off (the eyes).

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u/jknuts1377 1d ago

I hate how everything has to be computer generated now. It ruins just about everything.

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u/thendofthehope 1d ago

Barney found the fentanyl.

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u/SicWilly666 1d ago

They made him woke /s 😂

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u/GardenTraditional81 1d ago

this is an abomination

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u/atin253 1d ago

Awful

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u/Educational-Point986 1d ago

He looks like he's on crack😂

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u/Go-Away-Sun 1d ago

You can tell this Barney is a square.

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u/Electronic_Taste_596 1d ago

What have “they/them”, you mean…

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u/SeenYaWithKeiffah_ 1d ago

Same thing they did to Thomas The Train. He looks horrible now.

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u/Evening-Fox-3477 1d ago

I've never been a fan of Barney, but he did not deserve this kind of treatment.

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u/beeandthecity 1d ago

Not Barney getting some work done!!

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u/goodfisher88 1d ago

Eh, it's kind of like the Ninja Turtles, evolving to stay relevant with the current tastes of the time. Some things are timeless, but this doesn't get under my skin.

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u/Adroctatron 1d ago

Looks like the suit is finally redesigned to not be torture.

Still ugly, tho

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u/AdHorror7596 1d ago

Damn, even Barney got buccal fat removal.

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u/Lainarlej 1d ago

Poor Barney!

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u/putdascratchdown 1d ago

Wow, they turned him into Kim k

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u/Psych0matt 1d ago

And I remember being confused when they made Baby Bop short

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u/poeticjustice4all 1d ago

Oh no. It’s Chuck E Cheese all over again 😭😭😭

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u/Traditional_Trust_93 mid 00s 1d ago

Yeah that's cursed.

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u/libratpookie 1d ago

The way my smile faded while scrolling seeing this..

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u/jgreg728 1d ago

Same thing what they did to Dora and Thomas.

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u/Gd3spoon 1d ago

Barney sucks

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u/KashiofWavecrest 1d ago

They made something already horrible even worse.

It's impressive, really.

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u/WorldBelongsToUs 1d ago

Barney has undergone a lot of changes over the years, so I get that — but I’m not a fan of taking away the live-action aspect of the show it once was. The kids were relatable because they were real kids.

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u/SailorDirt 1d ago

Where the HELL is BJ’s hat and BBop’s bow

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u/Wafflelisk 1d ago

We've come a long way from the Barney x 2pac "Hit Em Up" music video. A long way in the crap direction

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u/YaboyBlacklist 1d ago

Bro, he looks fuckin' psychotic.

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u/Ok_Contribution_6268 20h ago

Same thing they did to Chuck E Cheese (anyone remember the old Rat costume?)