r/nothingeverhappens 12d ago

ThatHappened user thinks it’s non-berry believable

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u/BlommeHolm 12d ago

A few posts down in the Bluesky thread, the OOOP has found the book the kid got it from.

https://bsky.app/profile/mrose.ink/post/3lkre7cg35c2l

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u/numbersthen0987431 12d ago

So the story IS correct then. Fully believable that an 8 year old would hear this story or read this book, and then tell mom and/or dad abiut it.

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u/BlommeHolm 12d ago

It is absolutely completely certainly correct.

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u/TopHatGirlInATuxedo 12d ago

Only part I don't believe is an 8-year-old mispronouncing it that badly.

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u/numbersthen0987431 12d ago

I get your point, but "binary" isn't really a word that most 8 year olds hear on a regular basis. They probably heard it, but didn't recognize it and remembered "berry" instead since it's something they do know.

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u/USMousie 9d ago

I came home one day from preschool (which was in a church) saying Jesus came out of a tube. Apparently the teacher had shown the word tomb and I kept the B.

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u/RaspberryChemical883 12d ago

Kid could have speech problems

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u/MisterLenient 12d ago

Nah probably just read it wrong, kids make up all sorts of pronunciations for words they’ve never heard said, adults too tbh

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u/RaspberryChemical883 12d ago

Yeah that's totally possible just saying that it also just be a speech impediment, also very common for kids to be unable to pronounce certain letters. But might be a missreading like you said.

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u/DeezNeezuts 12d ago

My kid used to say am’nt instead of am not and I still think they made a new correct word.

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u/Thats_fishy 9d ago

my little sister used to say this all the time and we used to say it makes more sense than tons of contractions.

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u/kriadmin 11d ago

can confirm. I am ESL and i used to read “appear” as “papa pear” for the longest time. My age was also about the same. I had never heard of appear before that so this is what my brain came up with.

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u/593shaun 12d ago

have you met many children? i used to ask if i could go to the "liberry" all the time at that age

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u/Far-Government5469 12d ago

Don't forget the old man who had diabeetus

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u/killermetalwolf1 11d ago

Liberry is just the way a lot of people pronounce it in the south

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u/MarsMonkey88 11d ago

I called “light-sabers” “life savers” until I was 10, because I assumed that “saber” was a mishearing of “saver.”

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u/KiraLonely 11d ago

I know I, and a lot of kids, called the library “lie-berry” up until and even sometimes beyond, middle school years. I don’t think it’s entirely unbelievable, kids don’t know how to pronounce things that they haven’t seen before, and try to make do by relating it to words they do know. An 8 year old probably doesn’t know what binary means or how it’s pronounced, but notices some of the letters are similar to berry, which they can pronounce. Get as close as you can, and people get the gist of the words you’re saying, and eventually you’ll get corrected into it proper.

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u/Available-Half-40 10d ago

I see your point, however as a child I would say sammy-circle instead semicircle. Kids butcher words they haven't heard before.

Edit: grammar

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u/Jellyfish0107 9d ago

My nine year old thought Veteran’s Day was a day to celebrate vegetarians. Kids hear a new word and will sometimes conflate it with a word or combination of words they are more familiar with.

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u/Jenderflux-ScFi 11d ago

And I thought the kid was getting confused about deadnames and then saying we all like ghosts. This infographic really does say we all like ghosts, lol.

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u/ButtholeBread50 12d ago

Oh, Batcat. Believe it or not, I've seen that one around.

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u/DamnitGravity 11d ago

Oooooooh, non-berry people. lol, that's cute.