r/nothingeverhappens 9d ago

CALLED MY HAPPENING GUY.... STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL

0 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 12d ago

Would this sub accept submissions from r/imaginarygatekeeping?

73 Upvotes

Meta post, sorry! I've recently found this sub, titled r/imaginarygatekeeping and it has so many things of like "nobody ever said that" "that isn't a thing people believe" for just.... really common beliefs or sayings or implied things? Would those posts be allowed here?


r/nothingeverhappens 13d ago

Because people don't use fake names

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1.2k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 13d ago

People own animals its not uncommon.

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4.8k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 13d ago

Because racism isn’t still alive and prevalent….

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1.3k Upvotes

Tbf a lot of the comments are talking about how this probably did happen


r/nothingeverhappens 13d ago

Women only like dumb loud men

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2.8k Upvotes

Op has big “women only like dumb chads” energy.


r/nothingeverhappens 15d ago

BeCaUsE aLl InTeRvIeWeRs ArE mEaN oLd MeN

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3.6k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 16d ago

Funny kids don’t exist, right?

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4.2k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 17d ago

How utterly impossible! A funny moment in a family?!

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2.0k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 16d ago

No one actually names their dog Spot, so this must be fake!

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147 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 18d ago

Teenagers have never been sarcastic

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1.3k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 18d ago

Mention in the wild

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95 Upvotes

thought it was funny to see the sub mentioned after I had the exact same thought


r/nothingeverhappens 19d ago

apparently 11 year olds can’t tell jokes? because no kids have a sense of humor i guess

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6.1k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 19d ago

Next mf to post this image is getting banned

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580 Upvotes

This gets posted multiple times a week. It wasn’t that funny the first time, and now it’s not even original.

If you’ve been here for a while, you’ve almost certainly seen these being posted.

If you’re new here and you want to post something, post actual OC. If you haven’t even been here long enough to have seen this posted last week, or the week before that, then you haven’t been here long enough to make meta posts.

That’s it, that’s the post, anyone posting spam is getting a 7 day minimum ban.


r/nothingeverhappens 20d ago

because people don't leave sweat stains at the gym

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2.0k Upvotes

i'm assuming they meant the shape, as if someone wasn't wearing pants. you can sweat through fabric and still leave a shaped stain 🤨


r/nothingeverhappens 21d ago

Because kids won’t misunderstand anything, ever

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5.5k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 24d ago

High school boys are never unsupportive of women’s ambitions.

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9.1k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 25d ago

I've seen 8-year-olds that can draw better than this too

200 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 25d ago

Apparently video editing means something is fake. The other top comment was even a news article about the incident.

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171 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 26d ago

This person has never used a public bathroom apparently 🙃

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716 Upvotes

Just c'mon.


r/nothingeverhappens 27d ago

Ah yes, because no one is ever original.

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346 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 29d ago

People in older generations never fall for online scams

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1.5k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Mar 06 '25

People are never nice.

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679 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Mar 05 '25

It is impossible for a dog to be tricked by a leash or to simply behave

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4.9k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Mar 03 '25

Because people dont compare each other to famous characters

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975 Upvotes