r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/tguy7g7v7vg • Oct 20 '20
r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/ProbablyN5FW • Feb 07 '19
The opposite of the monkeys paw has been created
you wish for negative things and our non monkeys paws will respond
r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/Sovi3tPrussia • Mar 04 '19
I wish that every person in the world was named Bill Cosby
r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/[deleted] • Feb 21 '19
I wish no one would ever use the Conditional tense when making a wish. Ever.
r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/kittom • Feb 20 '19
I wish to never be able to eat anything but burnt toast forever
r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/Sovi3tPrussia • Feb 13 '19
I wish to fail every class I take, and retroactively fail every class I already passed
r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/famousagentman • Feb 10 '19
I wish every Jody would get included in the BAH and Tricare of the military spouses they are helping cheat.
I felt dirty just typing that.
r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/SpelunkyDunkey • Feb 10 '19
I wish all my hard-earned karma were to disappear the next time I refresh Reddit.
r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/famousagentman • Feb 08 '19
I wish to step on a Lego, a D4 dice, and an actual caltrop, in that order.
r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/randominternetfodder • Feb 08 '19
I wish for lightning to strike me during the next thunderstorm.
r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/famousagentman • Feb 08 '19
I wish to get mauled by a yeti with a big machete in the Serengeti because I dropped my confetti into it's spaghetti.
r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/famousagentman • Feb 08 '19
I wish that [Infinity War Spoilers] Spoiler
I wish that Ant Man's daughter will die in the Snappening.
r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/[deleted] • Feb 07 '19
I wish sicko mode was the only thing that played at the superbowl
r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/thelordchar • Feb 08 '19
I wish that I, the one who goes by thelordchar: could die instantaneously within 3 seconds of making this wish.
r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/ProbablyN5FW • Feb 07 '19
We need more members I get the whole idea of r/themonkeyspaw but I think we have a chance here when we get enough members I will be getting staff, thank you all who contributed so far hope you have a good day!
r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/famousagentman • Feb 07 '19
I wish Kanye West would win the presidential election in 2020
With the first lady being Kim Kardashian.
r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/Bradybobh • Feb 07 '19
I wish for this to never exist and and we're just wishing to a trickster genie who is maniacally laughing at our stupidity.
r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/famousagentman • Feb 07 '19
I wish T-Series would become the most subscribed to channel on YouTube.
r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/ProbablyN5FW • Feb 07 '19
We hit 100 subs
I'd like to that everyone who posts here its nice to see positivity and a happy sub I hope this becomes more active than it already is
r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/EOattheinternet • Feb 08 '19