The opposite of the monkeys paw

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/ProbablyN5FW • Feb 07 '19

The opposite of the monkeys paw has been created

31 Upvotes

you wish for negative things and our non monkeys paws will respond

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/tguy7g7v7vg • Oct 20 '20

I wish the anomalocaris was a living creature again

2 Upvotes

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/Sovi3tPrussia • Mar 04 '19

I wish that every person in the world was named Bill Cosby

3 Upvotes

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/6trail • Feb 27 '19

I wish I got silver.

0 Upvotes

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/[deleted] • Feb 21 '19

I wish no one would ever use the Conditional tense when making a wish. Ever.

12 Upvotes

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/kittom • Feb 20 '19

I wish to never be able to eat anything but burnt toast forever

3 Upvotes

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/Sovi3tPrussia • Feb 13 '19

I wish to fail every class I take, and retroactively fail every class I already passed

6 Upvotes

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/famousagentman • Feb 10 '19

I wish every Jody would get included in the BAH and Tricare of the military spouses they are helping cheat.

12 Upvotes

I felt dirty just typing that.

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/SpelunkyDunkey • Feb 10 '19

I wish all my hard-earned karma were to disappear the next time I refresh Reddit.

38 Upvotes

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/famousagentman • Feb 08 '19

I wish to step on a Lego, a D4 dice, and an actual caltrop, in that order.

30 Upvotes

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/randominternetfodder • Feb 08 '19

I wish for lightning to strike me during the next thunderstorm.

12 Upvotes

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/famousagentman • Feb 08 '19

I wish to get mauled by a yeti with a big machete in the Serengeti because I dropped my confetti into it's spaghetti.

19 Upvotes

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/famousagentman • Feb 08 '19

I wish that [Infinity War Spoilers] Spoiler

5 Upvotes

I wish that Ant Man's daughter will die in the Snappening.

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/[deleted] • Feb 07 '19

I wish sicko mode was the only thing that played at the superbowl

47 Upvotes

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/Skidlyboop • Feb 08 '19

I wish that my crush should ignore me

8 Upvotes

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/thelordchar • Feb 08 '19

I wish that I, the one who goes by thelordchar: could die instantaneously within 3 seconds of making this wish.

9 Upvotes

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/ProbablyN5FW • Feb 07 '19

We need more members I get the whole idea of r/themonkeyspaw but I think we have a chance here when we get enough members I will be getting staff, thank you all who contributed so far hope you have a good day!

30 Upvotes

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/CaptainRex5101 • Feb 08 '19

I wish that everyone died at once

9 Upvotes

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/Smashbasher123 • Feb 07 '19

I wish I would never be happy again.

20 Upvotes

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/famousagentman • Feb 07 '19

I wish Kanye West would win the presidential election in 2020

15 Upvotes

With the first lady being Kim Kardashian.

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/Bradybobh • Feb 07 '19

I wish for this to never exist and and we're just wishing to a trickster genie who is maniacally laughing at our stupidity.

9 Upvotes

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/famousagentman • Feb 07 '19

I wish T-Series would become the most subscribed to channel on YouTube.

10 Upvotes

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/Wiistrapvictim • Feb 07 '19

I wish this subreddit didn't exist.

8 Upvotes

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/famousagentman • Feb 07 '19

I wish to stub my toe REALLY hard.

19 Upvotes

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/ProbablyN5FW • Feb 07 '19

We hit 100 subs

6 Upvotes

I'd like to that everyone who posts here its nice to see positivity and a happy sub I hope this becomes more active than it already is

r/NotTheMonkeysPaw • u/EOattheinternet • Feb 08 '19

I wish to step on a lego brick while barefoot

4 Upvotes