r/oddlysatisfying • u/aXeSwY • 5d ago

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u/actuallyaustin6 5d ago

Do their gloves have the OnlyFans logo? And if so, is this a broadcaster getting sneakier with their ads? šŸ˜‚

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u/Deviantdefective 5d ago

There is a rider sponsored by only fans I can't remember his name though.

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u/smurb15 5d ago

So they are getting into sports? I don't want to see onlyfans BMX next lol but it will sell

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u/Deviantdefective 5d ago

Attempting to I believe the UCI told them no so official racing is off limits but that doesn't prevent them attracting athlete influencers instead.

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u/smurb15 5d ago

Not gonna lie, I would definitely take a sponsor as long as they are not scum bags. I don't understand the point of it when it's free everywhere but I guess the girl next door look but still, not my cup of tea and it's successful

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u/BradMarchandsNose 3d ago

Thereā€™s tons of non-porn stuff on only fans. At one point they even said they were going to ban porn from the platform. Eventually they walked that back, but the company is definitely trying to make an effort to branch out into other types of content. I think theyā€™re always going to have an association with porn, but they want to be seen as more of like a competitor to Patreon I think.

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u/JedPB67 4d ago

Theyā€™ve been in sports for a few years now, certainly motorsport. They sponsored a McLaren in British GT and a motorcycle team in the USA as well as a world championship.

Moto2 OnlyFans

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u/fleebjuice69420 5d ago

OF announced a few years ago that they want to be more than just porn. They want to be a streaming platform for all types of content.

But you can never unshow your butthole

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u/someLemonz 5d ago

that was the original pitch, but it swung way hard into degenerate territory

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u/chinktastic 5d ago

Only Hands

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u/ActionKid98 5d ago

with all the money OF rakes in, you'd want them as a sponsor

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u/LiveLearnCoach 4d ago

How are we supposed to know what the OnlyFans logo looks like?! :)

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u/someLemonz 5d ago

only fans isn't just porn. it's for people who open a paid to view channel for" fans only"/ only fans can view if they pay. people just wildly misused or possibly that was it's true intent

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u/reddddiiitttttt 2d ago

You sound like u are new to the internet

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u/dysonchamberlaine 5d ago

I broke several bones just by watching this

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u/Viltas22 5d ago

My condolences on your brittle bone disease. :(

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u/pauloh1998 5d ago

Me at 3 A.M. in the bathroom after eating too much lactose stuff a few hours before

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u/rktn_p 5d ago

Or at 9 a.m. in the company stalls after drinking too much coffee on an empty stomach

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u/Imaginary-Shirt-7752 5d ago

That shit soundin like an A-10 Warthog

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u/WienerDogMan 5d ago

Where is this?

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u/Oulak 5d ago

Cergy, France. It's called Axe majeur.

Perfect spot for training and jogging

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u/farfromelite 5d ago

And running up, shouting Adrian?

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u/Oulak 5d ago

Never did it haha. Pretty sure Rocky would be done climbing these after a 50km run.

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u/mrbabymanv4 5d ago

I knew it was gonna be somewhere like France.

I'm not saying that bike had an accent, but it definitely sounds different to when I ride a bike in Australia

It sounds lighter

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u/Special-Land-9854 5d ago

Perfect place to get hit by a bike too

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u/Creator409 5d ago

Knew it had to be france. It's the only country with this type of landscaping.

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u/Sproketz 5d ago

It looks like when you get bored in Minecraft and go "I'm just gonna make this path go that way... forever"

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u/ThisReditter 5d ago

Me jogging up the stairs and a wild biker appeared

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/LiveLearnCoach 4d ago

Iā€™m guessing to avoid other people, the rider did this at first light.

But it still bothers me that there are no spotters for safety. Iā€™ve witnessed someone get clobbered by someone riding stupidly and the injuries that resulted in.

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u/gin_and_toxic 5d ago

And getting run over by speeding bicycles?

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u/aXeSwY 5d ago

Axe majeur, France

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u/skiemlord 5d ago

My yard. I let that guy in for a bit

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u/Inter_Omnia_et_Nihil 4d ago

How about where the fuck is everyone?

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u/Janer_Hound 5d ago

Finally. A video with no annoying music.

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u/CumTrickShots 5d ago

Just wait til the next repost in 2 weeks.

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u/P3ric 4d ago

"Hans Zimmer pls make my video epic"

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u/Poiar 5d ago

Downhill Domination for PS2 vibes

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u/zomyns 5d ago

What a GAME šŸ”„

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u/NeverBeenStung 5d ago

HOLY FUCK THAT GAMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Legit donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen another person mention it. Iā€™ve been convinced me and my best friend are the only people in the world who are aware of it

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u/Poiar 5d ago

Funny, I was the same :) Rebought it and a PS2 to play it again. Now I mostly play it on the Steam Deck

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u/-ButchurPete- 5d ago

Does this not give everyone anxiety? šŸ˜‚

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u/Nomadic_Reseacher 5d ago

Exactly! For those with lived experience of what can go wrong, this is nightmare territory.

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u/cthulhus_spawn 5d ago

Yes! I kept wondering, what if there's a person just taking a stroll?

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u/AngelofGrace96 5d ago

The wobbly front wheel is the thing stressing me out the most, odly enough

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u/Jochon 4d ago

Hell yeah! That and also the sudden sticks that popped out of the ground šŸ˜µ

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u/DustlandFairytale85 5d ago

I find this anxiety inducing not satisfying šŸ˜†

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u/papillon-and-on 5d ago

Slightly better with the end of the video! Why do they always do this?

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u/ipaintfishes 5d ago

Now close your eyes and pretend its a diarrhea attack

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u/ThisDadisFoReal 5d ago

I actually did this and man thatā€™s funny.

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u/IllFennel3524 5d ago

Yes with breaking being the air farts between the shits

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u/PerennialPsycho 5d ago

Why does he move the steering left and right rapidly sometimes ?

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u/morxy49 5d ago

Pedaling

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u/PerennialPsycho 5d ago

Bingo, thank you

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u/entr0py3 5d ago

I thought he was just waggling the front tire in celebration of how well things are going.

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u/plimso13 5d ago

It just happens naturally when the bike is happy

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u/PerennialPsycho 5d ago

I thought he was trying to reduce his speed by creating friction

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u/Dutchwells 5d ago

That's when he's sprinting. Pedalling as hard as you has that effect on a bike

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u/PerennialPsycho 5d ago

Wouldn't less pedaling but keeping straight produce better results ?

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u/Vexaton 5d ago

When pedaling that hard, thereā€™s tons of horizontal force applied to the bike, which makes it wobble. Heā€™s keeping very straight here.

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u/SporesM0ldsandFungus 5d ago

Counter steering. Part of riding a bike is learning to instinctually counter steer to remain upright.Ā Ā 

The YT channel Veratasium even did a experiment with a modified bike where they could lock the steering column on the center position.Ā  Even with a bike at speed where people thought the wheels gyroscopically kept the bike upright and stable, by removing the ability to counter steer, everyone fell over immediately.Ā 

https://youtu.be/9cNmUNHSBac

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u/MajorTibb 5d ago

Did we watch the same video? He's staying straight.

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u/senorbozz 5d ago

John Wick would have fallen right away and gone all the way down

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u/Aromatic_Fail_1722 5d ago

That's going to be a uh, *checks notes*, NOPE from me.

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u/sawskooh 5d ago

How did they know there wouldn't be any pedestrians on the path?

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u/Enginerdad 5d ago

Eyes to look ahead and brakes to address the unexpected

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u/lakitrid 5d ago

And choosing the right time, it can be pretty crowded.

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u/Admirable-Media-9339 5d ago

Going down some of those steps there isn't a chance he can see or he's stopping in time if a pedestrian is walking up them. I'm hoping at least this was set up and they made sure there wouldn't be people walking while it was being done.

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u/Enginerdad 5d ago

You can see all the way to the end from the start of the video. There really isn't a more ideal course to scout

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u/Admirable-Media-9339 5d ago

He'd have no idea if people started walking up the steps after he started riding and he's going way too fast to stop in time if someone happens to be there.Ā 

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u/Enginerdad 5d ago

Why, would they be invisible?

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u/chunky-flufferkins 5d ago

That ending made me hopeful this was a mirror edge sequel trailer.

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u/AggravatingOne3960 5d ago

Tires go brrrrtttt

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u/panterspot 5d ago

He biked ~385 m / ~29s which equals about 48km/h

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u/djiemownu 5d ago

I'm glad i could see that video without the brainrot music slammed on it .

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u/Foolfook 5d ago

Gotta love that brrrr brrrrr brrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/t4nzb4er 5d ago

Finally a pov of racing cyclists on German walkways.

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u/DC-Gunfighter 5d ago

As someone who's had to fix bikes that gave up under much less duress, I want to know what the wheel/tire/suspension set up is on this guy's rig. Because holy bananas that's a stress test on your equipment.

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u/MisogenesOfSinope 5d ago

Heā€™s running Rockshox ZEB on the front (based on that red colour), and likely a rockshox coil on the back. Bike is most likely a carbon fibre frame. Who knows what brand

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u/ComfortAcceptable587 5d ago

Lol those handgloves

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u/AlamoSimon 5d ago

Should see his footgloves!

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u/Mr_krabbs_001 5d ago

Now I want to cycle on the great wall

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u/Vyviel 5d ago

Where is the rest of the video?

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u/odd_butterscotch 5d ago

Nice bridge

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u/CelVal 5d ago

I had a dream like this as a child.

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u/Miserable-Ad-7947 5d ago

how much do you trust your rims ?

yes

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u/Pretend-Reality5431 5d ago

Were the non stairs portions flat or were they downhill as well?

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u/lakitrid 5d ago

Most of the non stairs partd are slightly descending. But not much.

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u/FarrenFlayer89 5d ago

Do you mean WAY BETTER with audio!

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u/letsgetregarded 5d ago

What a hellish landscape.

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u/withagrainofsalt1 5d ago

Where is this?

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u/Fit_Trifle2469 5d ago

My e bike would simply stop working if I did this šŸ˜…

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u/fleebjuice69420 5d ago

Itā€™s so weird that I knew EXACTLY how this sounded before I unmuted

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u/KuldeepMMM 5d ago

I can assure you that my cycle will be over before stairs

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u/UltraMagat 5d ago

I was expecting a loop at the end followed by a jump.

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u/CrisuKomie 5d ago

Where are you that you have modern architectural amenities but have literally zero people around?

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u/Initiatedspoon 4d ago

In assuming he's gone and done this at 6.30am or something

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u/casman_007 5d ago

How upsetting would it be to get to the bottom and realize you didn't hit record?

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u/adgler 5d ago

Combined with the audio itā€™s major Temple Runner vibes

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u/balooglesmiggles 5d ago

Anyone else hear a Tusken Raider at one point

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u/Chaciydah 5d ago

No thanks.

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u/upspeeddecky 5d ago

Red bridge and bike sound made me think of the wii fit plus game where you bike around the island

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u/_perdomon_ 5d ago

What are they even doing with all of those stairs and a mile-long totally-straight walkway? This is ridiculous.

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u/ObsidianJohnny 4d ago

The sponsored by onlyfans gloves really complete the whole tableau

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u/BestGroup1796 4d ago

Why are mountainbikers aleays wiggeling their frontweel when accalerating? For stability?

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u/Spare-Discount-3383 4d ago

Was he doing a wheelie too?

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u/xavtx 4d ago

satisfying for who? I got anxiety attack watching it

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u/Shrakov 4d ago

Take my upvote & get out! That was cool af

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u/paulodelgado 4d ago

hell no... this made me feel so anxious... more like /r/sweatypalms material.

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u/ph8_likes_me 4d ago

NOT a Walmart bike.

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u/whyUdoAnythingAtAll 4d ago

I wish I had a place to ride

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u/Rasha816 4d ago

That made me dizzy!!šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«

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u/Altruistic-Mud-2426 4d ago

Dam that looks šŸ¤©

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u/Odd-Perspective4124 4d ago

SLIGHTLY????it's way better with audio

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u/LoneWolfLucan222 4d ago

Bike go brrrrrrrrr

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u/Just_Seaweed_6434 3d ago

More like oddly terrifying

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u/Just_Seaweed_6434 3d ago

More like oddly terrifying

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u/Emcamdi 3d ago

im curious what is this place

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u/willywagtail37 3d ago

So much fun!

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u/Paperspeaks 2d ago

That sound going down the stairs šŸ¤Ÿ

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u/Sunshinehappyfeet 5d ago

Not one Karen in sight.

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u/aXeSwY 5d ago

They ain't fit Enough to take all those stairs.

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u/DogVacuum 5d ago

Could be one laying down in the grassy knoll area.

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u/aXeSwY 5d ago

They mostly grow in parking lots or around playgrounds but yes the probability is never zero.

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u/RAS310 5d ago

Why are we still using that name to stand for a ā€œbad personā€? Not only is it sexist (assuming the person would always be a woman) but it has resulted in women who are named Karen not being able to do or say anything without being judged, even though they have never done anything wrong. Tell me an example of a person who really is named Karen who did something horrible. Iā€™ll wait.

The internet took a normal womanā€™s name and turned it into a slur to shame women for having bad attitudes, and even shame women for daring to speak up about something, and also resulting in assumptions people who DO have that name are like that. But we never do it when itā€™s a man? Heā€™s just a ā€œjerkā€, not a ā€œMichaelā€ or ā€œDaveā€.

And no, Iā€™m not a woman and my name is not Karen but you would not like it if people were assuming a problematic person had your name.

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u/RandyInMpls 5d ago

I'm fine with it.

Sincerely,

Chad

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u/Throwaway1303033042 5d ago

ā€œBut we never do it when itā€™s a man? Heā€™s just a ā€œjerkā€, not a ā€œMichaelā€ or ā€œDaveā€.

ā€¦Dick?

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u/ferrrrrrral 5d ago

This looks so fun!

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u/MarcinKaneda 5d ago

That's between oddly satisfying and sweaty palms