r/oddlysatisfying • u/Longjumping-Box5691 • 5d ago

Buttoning up your boots

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u/qgmonkey 5d ago

Nonsense, your hand servant carries it for you

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u/Tumblrrito 5d ago

Surely you meant your foot servant

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u/SurfinHippy 5d ago

Much more fitting, and don’t call me Shirley!

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u/GoatCovfefe 5d ago

I don't often audibly guffaw at reddit comments, but I'll be damned if yours didn't make me guffaw.

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u/digital-comics-psp 5d ago

"guffaw" that's a new one and rather fitting.

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u/Imaginary_Poetry5044 5d ago

If you're really rich, they're a Button Hook Servant.

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u/CIA_napkin 5d ago

This guy...the poorest of folk, amirite?🧐

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u/fuzzybad 5d ago

Just ask Jeeves