r/oddlysatisfying • u/calientevaliente • 4d ago

Corn came off the cob in one

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Sorry Pup, not for you.

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u/amatulic 4d ago

I always thought it would be hard to be a dog, with a sense of smell 1000 times more sensitive than a humans, and to be around tantalizing human food that you can't eat.

I recall also reading in a psychology or some science magazine that dogs try out all sorts of expressions and eventually learn the ones that are most effective in getting treats.

A dog's life philosophy is summed up succinctly by Greyview the Warg: "Only certainty in life: When icy jaws of death come, you will not have had enough treats."

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u/MrWldUplsHelpMyPony 3d ago

"tantalizing human food" I think we're safe here.

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u/knowsitmaybenot 4d ago

Is this meal a punishment ?

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u/Dwaas_Bjaas 3d ago

I thought it was for the dog lmaoo

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u/calientevaliente 4d ago

Haaaahaha! I was still serving up, thankfully.

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u/Vaddian 3d ago

Only a crime if you hate grilled goodness and corn

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u/Crispy_Potato_Chip 3d ago

Honestly looks better than what I had for dinner 

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u/thewhitebuttboy 4d ago

You eat like you’re about to colonize a new world

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u/Repulsive-Neat6776 4d ago

Dog looking like "what the fuck is this shit Gerald? You promised me corn on the cob. Does this look like corn on the fucking cob to you? Am I joke?! I'll be back. I'm going to take a shit in that pile of clothes you left on the bathroom floor."

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u/Sicparvismagneto 4d ago

Awww schucks!

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u/in1gom0ntoya 4d ago

nice

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u/DizzyCuntNC 3d ago

Corny joke 🌽

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u/theboywhocriedwolves 4d ago

That is a sad meal.

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u/dogecharlie 4d ago

I think the pup exploded the corn with psychic powers. 🤔

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u/Dolorous_Eddy 4d ago

Mess hall corn

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u/Skritch_X 4d ago

Ah looks like it was harvested too soon. It is losing its baby corn right there, and youd have to wait for the adult corn to grow in before harvesting.

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u/Ok_Difference44 3d ago edited 3d ago

I saw the Corn Fairy once, she's a 6'2" 280 pound dude in a tutu and butterfly wings.

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u/deviltrombone 4d ago

You better be serious about that. You do not want your dog to get its hands on a corn cob. It's a great way to cause an obstruction requiring surgery.

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u/calientevaliente 4d ago

Yes! My pup eats dog food and a few pieces of chicken here and there.

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u/deviltrombone 4d ago

Be careful with the trash as well. Dogs are such opportunistic idiots. lol

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u/SmokedBisque 3d ago

Hmm corncerning.

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u/KAY-toe 4d ago

Wow, you really got it off there in one-

Who’s a goooooooood booooooy?????? Yes, such a gooooooood booooooy!!!! 💋💋💋💋💋

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u/MenacingGummy 4d ago

And that dog took it personally

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u/StomachissuesThrowA 4d ago

But why not just eat the corn on the cob?

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u/radraze2kx 3d ago

Personally ever since I got braces as a teen, I refuse to eat corn on the cob.

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u/devortexia 4d ago

"am only interested in the protein"

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u/toasted_scrub_jay 4d ago

Come on, give good boy a bite, maybe a few licks.

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u/Nohandsmc 4d ago

You can always slice corn off the cob with a knife btw

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u/Lastbrumstanding 4d ago

BUTTER, SALT, SMASH

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u/milfnnncookies 3d ago

Are you gonna gib em a bite? 🥹

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u/AntelopeOk9212 3d ago

Even your dog feels sorry for you 🥺

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u/lust2know 3d ago

And he is not happy about that

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u/jykin 3d ago

Just out here cobbin

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u/ThinNeighborhood2276 4d ago

That must have been so satisfying to watch!

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u/Familiar-Kangaroo298 4d ago

Not for the dog.

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u/lostsharpie 4d ago

Better pay the dog tax!

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u/WloveW 4d ago

I did not know that it could be removed like that. How? Like, peel it like an orange? 

I always cut it off the cob with a knife. 

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u/UntestedMethod 4d ago

Damn, I guess I was raised amongst savages then because we always just chomped it off with our teeth working that cob up and down like a typewriter filling our mouths with delicious corny stories of sweet buttery little kernels.

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u/Notouchmyguys 4d ago

We must be from the same people.

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u/calientevaliente 4d ago

I have this tool that removes the kernels. When I use a knife, I always make a big mess. This keeps it all tidy. It’s definitely a single-use tool, but I like it a lot.

https://a.co/d/hmLMXSv

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u/Shade_Folk 4d ago

That's what you call an exotic dancer from the Great Plains region of America.

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u/Accurate-Ad1710 4d ago

Post this to r/foodporn

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u/calientevaliente 4d ago

Oooh good idea!

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u/MsHornets 4d ago

Can I pet that Dogggg???

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u/Japjer 4d ago

If you cut it off the cob it will usually do this. My son has braces so I've been doing this for years, and it always comes off in one sheet.

Also, this meal is kinda depressing. That's some real gray looking mystery meat