r/oddlysatisfying • u/RampChurch • 20h ago

The sound of the tires brrrping on the steps and buzzing on the concrete

370 Upvotes

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u/Think_fast_no_faster 19h ago

Where IS this place

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u/gilles-humine 19h ago edited 19h ago

This place is called Axe Majeur. It's in Cergy, France

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/tesat 17h ago edited 3h ago

It’s from the post trump era in 2034.

Edit: he asked why there are no people.

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u/Hephaestus_God 14h ago

It looks like a mile of stairs… I’d be more surprised if there were people walking on it

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u/neuquino 14h ago

Reminds me of the stairs in John Wick 4

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u/Gravuerc 19h ago

I hate when the tire wiggles like that when I am riding, it usually means I am about to kiss asphalt.

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u/Dragon109255 14h ago

Unfortunately it would be your own asphalt if that happened.

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u/Glittering-Exam-8511 12h ago

This pun is underrated. Well done.

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u/MeNameIsDerp 16h ago

This is because they are pedaling to go faster

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u/LordRocky 14h ago

As someone who has kissed asphalt at a similar speed, cannot recommend.

My new teeth do look better than my old ones do though.

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u/Noisy_Fucker 10h ago

If you're coasting and it does that speed wobble, then you're fucked, but he was fine because it was the result of his intense peddling.

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u/Gravuerc 10h ago

Oh I know just PTSD flash backs to a couple coasting crashes I have experienced.

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u/campingn00b 19h ago

Why are they wearing Onlyfan gloves?

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u/ToonaSandWatch 19h ago

There’s actually people who use OF for non-sex-related accounts. This might be one of them.

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u/calangomerengue 19h ago

Maybe it's a niched fetish /jk

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u/Minions-overlord 18h ago

With how that bike is probably vibrating, id say someone is gonna cum

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u/Thunder_Nuts_ 18h ago

The rider is sponsored by Onlyfans.

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u/Accomplished_Car2803 16h ago

They're biking to their batin spot!

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u/The_Bacon_Strip_ 19h ago

I didn’t even realize I stopped breathing until it ended

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u/Thoraxe-the-Impaler 14h ago

Holy stairs Batman!

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u/ZenZen_Car 19h ago

Repost

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u/0xFFFF_FFFF 18h ago

Any chance you have a link to the original? I'd love to watch this in better quality

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u/fnkdrspok 19h ago

I don't find this satisfying at all, I find this panic inducing.

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u/StarlightZigzagoon 25m ago

Close eyes and listen to sound :)

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u/HotNHighCat4321 15h ago

Death feels imminent

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u/slatergator8 19h ago

Impressive!

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u/FalloutSociety 14h ago

Sweet holy speed baby!

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u/Sexisthunter 13h ago

This is the sound that represents my mental state at the end of the week

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 13h ago

Sokka-Haiku by Sexisthunter:

This is the sound that

Represents my mental state

At the end of the week

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/JeffroCakes 12h ago

Good bot

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u/FranksPinata 13h ago

I love these so much. Make brain happy

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u/purpleyam017 12h ago

That’s such a vivid sound!

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u/deltahat 19h ago

Reminds me of how I used to build roads in Minecraft

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u/Puzzleheaded_Dot4345 19h ago edited 19h ago

OF gloves? Where is this place?? So many questions

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u/ToonaSandWatch 19h ago

Believe it or not, there’s actually people who don’t use OF for sex work for fans.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Dot4345 19h ago

0,1 % who te fuck pays to watch this...

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u/PleaseDontPee 17h ago

R/maybemaybemaybe

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u/SorbetEducational760 16h ago

Gets me off every time!

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u/Romanopapa 10h ago

This is a biker’s dream!

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u/Crab_Hot 7h ago

Well, fuck a random person going up the stairs, right?

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u/nicktheslickprick 5h ago

my butthole after taco bell

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u/spaghtti 4h ago

...at least they didn't say brrrapping

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u/ThinNeighborhood2276 20h ago

That rhythmic sound can be oddly soothing!

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u/ClownDiaper 19h ago

He’s fast as fuck boi! A fast as fuck, fuck boi!

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u/Bozus-Primaris 16h ago

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u/HotNHighCat4321 15h ago

Did I miss that part of the vid? 🤣

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u/the1stmeddlingmage 13h ago

Warthogs are some of the ugliest planes in creation, but I still love them. LOW AND SLOW PEOPLE!!!!!

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u/KingFlyntCoal 18h ago

Brrrrrrrrrt

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u/TirtyDoilet 18h ago

Time to climb all those stairs again

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u/0xFFFF_FFFF 18h ago

Anybody have a link to the original? I'd love to watch this in better quality